It stings quite a lot but it's not 'too' bad.

you might be a little put out at the response!!!!!

honestly it's not that bad.

However not eating then having lots of blood taken early in the morning, hmm not good.

and only lasts about 3 seconds

but it'd be entirely necessary.

I've stuck far longer things than swabs in there without problems...

..just worry about what you might have.

The tests have moved on a bit in the last couple of years.

catching your willy on some barbed wire and then dragging it so it makes a huge gash. I shouldn't know, it's never been done to me.

you'll probably get loads of free condoms out of the whole experience.

having them open an umbrella down the shaft of your cock and and scrape it out?

If they're testing you for something wouldn't it better to maybe think you have something than have them abuse your manhood like that?

but I imagine you've already guessed that. Hurts quite badly for a few seconds (a few VERY LONG seconds) then it's over. But watch out when you pee later!

What made it worse waas there was a student nurse watching.

It doesnt hurt too badly though.

mate had this done and was so scared he drank a couple of cans of extra strong lager beforehand! Put his mind at rest though.

I thought it was made unnecessary by urine testing and whatnot. Obviously not

knowing exactly what time this will be going on. what if any of those who've read this happen to look at the clock at that time? how weird will that be for them?

a fit young nurse doing it, or say, an older gentleman?

I remember having a delicate operation when i was in my mid-teens, and waking up to two very attractive nurses ogling my tackle. I prayed that it might have been in a semi-erect state, but it was barely alive, and i felt very inadequate. If it would have been a man i'd have probably joked that it was cold or something, but sadly i had to lie there half-sedated and quite offended. If i had to have someone operate on my genitals, or check my colon, i'd much prefer it was another male to be honest.

people exaggerate.

You'll live.

Unless they tell you you have AIDS.

:|

they just asked me to piss in a beaker.

Unlucky....

you dont get a hard on.

The trick is to go to a Family Planning clinic, as opposed to a GUM place. That way, NO SWAB

Just a nice little blood test and some weewee in a plastic beaker

My verdict?

CLEAN

my cervix burnt out with some kind of acid.

So relax.

Fun, was it?

just 1boy1cup

After consultation with the elderly doctor man (no hot lady doctor unfortunately) we decided I didn't need it done. The willy swab thing is just for Gonnoreah(sp?) which should be noticable by symptoms - and i have none. Even if I have the clap it only makes me infertile. The doc said it was very unlikely.

Watch this space on my Chlamydia test. x