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Top 5 worst people in the world

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? by homesick_alien

and you're not allowed dictators or Bono.

Mine;

1. Uri Geller
1. Richard Branson
1. Ben Fogle
1. Ruth Kelly
1. Michael Barrymore

(they all deserve to be joint first)

GO!

homesick_alien | 01 Feb '08, 10:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I love Micharl Barrymore!

He can drown a man in my swimming pool ANYTIME.

SeymourMBA | 1 Feb '08, 11:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

*MichaEl

innit.

SeymourMBA | 1 Feb '08, 11:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Ben Fogle IS

a saint. I spent a day with him once and he gave me lift from Oxford to London in his 4x4. He was very nice, if a little posh and a annoying. He kept taking calls from someone called "Tuppy".

suzardos | 1 Feb '08, 11:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

...

1)June Sarpong
2)Jeremy Kyle
3)Nick Griffin
4)John Terry*
5)George Lamb

*very hard to choose between him and Lampard.

harru | 1 Feb '08, 10:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

3) Paul Jewell

Think about it.

jmags | 1 Feb '08, 10:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

If you're going to go for a footballer...

...surely it should be Lee Bowyer or Joey Barton.
It's only because they're Chelsea players.
For the record Lampard is the bigger twat but A.Cole is more twatish than both of them.

GalacticStar3ruption | 1 Feb '08, 11:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Hmmm

Jo Wiley
Graham Norton
Nicky Wire
Jo Wiley
Jo Wiley

JimmyHuntspill | 1 Feb '08, 10:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Well...

Keira Knightly
Jamie Oliver
Jeremy Clarkson
Mel Gibson
Jennifer Lopez

Bundoz | 1 Feb '08, 10:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

..or

Girls Aloud.

Bundoz | 1 Feb '08, 10:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

1. Gloria Hunniford

1. Diane Louise Jordan
1. Paul O'Grady
1. Sir Terry Leahy
1. Him off of Emmerdale.

jmags | 1 Feb '08, 10:24 | Send note | Report this | Reply

1. That bald cunt of Masterchef

2. George Bush
3. Arial Sharon
4. Alan Hanson
5. Julie Burchill

hotspanners | 1 Feb '08, 10:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

easy

George Galloway,
George Galloway,
George Galloway,
George Galloway,
George Galloway,

Chew-baccy_spit | 1 Feb '08, 10:24 | Send note | Report this | Reply

1. Danny Dyer

2. Paul Burrell (sp?)
3. Vanessa Feltz
4. Um...
5. Bryan Roy

Judge_B | 1 Feb '08, 10:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

aww.

Ben Fogle always seems quite nice.
I once saw something he did on tv though with his girlfriend and she was hellannoying.

1. Ben Fogle's girlfriend.
2. The blonde lady from Escape to the Country (Catherine Gee...?)
3. Adam, the English policeman on Neighbours.
4. Mika.
5. Paris Hilton.

fihiki | 1 Feb '08, 10:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

good list.

harru | 1 Feb '08, 10:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

no, actually it's a very, very bad list.

in fact, it's a list of the top 5 worst people in the world.

fihiki | 1 Feb '08, 10:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

so i can't have thatcher?

1. Jeremy Clarkson
2. Richard Littlejohn
3. Nick Griffin
4. Danny Dyer
5. Noel Fielding

Jamie_Summers | 1 Feb '08, 10:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Ken Livingstone

Dave Grohl
Naomi Campbell
Lindsay Lohan's Mum
Wrightylew

_vikram | 1 Feb '08, 10:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Ken Livingstone?

Would you rather have Boris?

Lindsay Lohan's mum is a slag, though. Next time I see her I'm going to give her a slap.

SeymourMBA | 1 Feb '08, 11:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

wut...you swine im not allowed thatcher <farts>

or bono?

snot fair.

never mind if i cant have bono ill have

1) sting
2) de burgh
3) chris evans
4) chris moyles
5) Alan Corin

creakyknees | 1 Feb '08, 10:29 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Alan Coren?

His round the houses linguistics on Call My Bluff tended to get stale, but I can't see him as someone at the fulcrum of such direct hatred.

Also, he's dead.

simon_t | 1 Feb '08, 10:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

...

1. Chris M*rtin
2. Max Moseley
3. Michael Schumacher
4. Tom Cruise
5. Bono (I don't care what you say, he has to be here)

Maybe none of them are really, really awful in the grand scheme of things, but they make me feel sick just thinking of them, so...

platypusfool | 1 Feb '08, 10:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Max has started speaking some sense of late though

I think he and Bernie change places every now and then, each has moments of seeming sanity followed by saying the most ridiculous things ever thought.

Also, I object to Michael Schumacher sharing any list with #1, #4 and #5.

PocketMouse | 1 Feb '08, 10:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Sense?

What? As in 'lets have one of my best mates, who also happens to work for Ferrari, be the chief referee at all subsequent F1 races'. Like that sort of sense?

Hate him, hate him, hate him, hate him.

platypusfool | 1 Feb '08, 10:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

It hurts just to type their names

1. Jordan and Peter Andre
2. Chris Moyles
3. Sienna Miller
4. The Feeling
5. Jo Wiley

RichC604 | 1 Feb '08, 10:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

CTRL-F!

phew!

IndieAndy_Jones | 1 Feb '08, 10:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Mine

1. sadpunk
2. harru
3. bamos
4. shucks
5. thewarn (Ben Fogle's girlfriend)

Royter-Hatfood | 1 Feb '08, 10:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

good list!

shucks | 1 Feb '08, 10:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply

no, actually it's a very, very bad list.

in fact, it's a list of the top 5 worst people in the world.

Royter-Hatfood | 1 Feb '08, 10:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Geldof

Moyles
Whiley
Kyle
Leon Osman

Reckoning | 1 Feb '08, 10:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

okay

Thatche...oh, no dictators. oh, someone's already made that joke.

Jo Whiley
Alex Ferguson (for being king hypocrisy)
Jeremy Kyle
Lowri Turner (fascist bitch)
Boris "Incompetent" Johnson

brusma | 1 Feb '08, 10:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Here goes

Fiona Phillips
Ronnie Irani
Dave Clark (smug twat on Sky Sports)
James Blunt
Jeremy Kyle

colonelbingobongo | 1 Feb '08, 10:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply

james blunt:

actually not a bad person. just terribly terribly misguided. there's a good album in him somewhere.

harru | 1 Feb '08, 10:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

1) Davina McCall

2) The woman who presents cash in the attic/car booty/shitty day time bargain hunt rip off programme.
3) Paul Martin
4) Simon Cowell
5) the smug guy who works in the web team who everyone thinks is 'really funny.' I think he's a wanker.

shucks | 1 Feb '08, 10:36 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Lorne Something?

i fucking hate her. What a bitch.

brusma | 1 Feb '08, 10:56 | Send note | Report this | Reply

just looked it up - Lorne Spicer.

Awful, awful woman.

shucks | 1 Feb '08, 11:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I'm amending this.

Remove smug web team guy. I want to add the bastard who invented table of contents and the 'heading' styles in Microsoft Word. You sir, are worse than Hitler.

shucks | 1 Feb '08, 11:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

YES.

he's always so encouraging and patient with the fatties he takes away up mountains and stuff.

fihiki | 1 Feb '08, 10:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Erm

Sir Trevor McDonald
Davina McCall
Alan Lee
Richard Hammond
Hazel Blears

devonmalcolm | 1 Feb '08, 10:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Aw, I've grown to quite like Hazel Blears.

You can't hate someone that small.

homesick_alien | 1 Feb '08, 10:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I'd forgotten about..

Hazel Blears. A smug piece of shit if ever there was one.

colonelbingobongo | 1 Feb '08, 10:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I would kick

her in the face

devonmalcolm | 1 Feb '08, 10:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

She has a face made of steel

have you not noticed that it doesn't actually move?

homesick_alien | 1 Feb '08, 10:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I'll kick her

up the bum

devonmalcolm | 1 Feb '08, 10:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Steel.

homesick_alien | 1 Feb '08, 10:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

.

1. Neil Warnock
2. Morrisey
3. Mark Little
4. Them welsh cunts from Dirty Sanchez
5. Matthew Kelly

brge | 1 Feb '08, 10:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

fuck off Gaunty, you cunt

01. Jon Gaunt
02. Christina Aguielreiea
03. Cristiano Ronaldo
04. Hazel Blears (glad to see another hater)
05. Peter and Jordan

nebbie | 1 Feb '08, 10:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

can someone who hasn't done their list

put daniel bedingfield please. and the little miss jocelyn woman. and catherine tate. and david walliams.

harru | 1 Feb '08, 10:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

yeah, if

i

fihiki | 1 Feb '08, 10:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply

oops, i pressed enter too soon there :(

"was rewriting my list, they'd all be in it. Apart from Daniel Bedingfield. He has a special place in my heart along with Craig David."

fihiki | 1 Feb '08, 10:46 | Send note | Report this | Reply

1) June Sar 'Ping' Pong

2) Ken Livingstone
3) Germaine Greer

I'll think of two more later.

ClicheGuevara | 1 Feb '08, 10:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply

we agree on something.

i'm using this as a base for a blossoming relationship.

harru | 1 Feb '08, 10:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

...

. Bono
. The four resident panelists on Mock The Week.

styler11 | 1 Feb '08, 10:53 | Send note | Report this | Reply

um

june sarping
paul w s anderson
tom cruise
richard madeley
charles clark

guntrip | 1 Feb '08, 10:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

...

In no particular order:

1) Paul Burrell
2) George Galloway
3) Amanda Platell (who's really representing any Mail columnist)
4) Russell Brand
5) Russell Brand.

Stealthy | 1 Feb '08, 10:53 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Kudos re Platell

just put that below without reading yours.

The only person on Earth who can make me shout at the TV so loudly I wake up the entire house*

* I may also have been a bit drunk last night.

jmags | 1 Feb '08, 10:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

oooo i like you. great list.

especially the double brand vote, just to make sure hes NEVER coming back.

echoproject | 1 Feb '08, 11:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

1. wrightylew

2. _yes
3. Jeremy Beadle
4. Heath Ledger
5. you

don_swayze | 1 Feb '08, 10:53 | Send note | Report this | Reply

My real ones:

1. Tanni Grey Thompson
2-5. Amanda Platell

jmags | 1 Feb '08, 10:56 | Send note | Report this | Reply

1. June sarponng

2. Germaine greer
3. Davina mcall
4. Paris hilton
5. Cherie fucking blair

An all-woman line up today!

MirriLondon | 1 Feb '08, 10:57 | Send note | Report this | Reply

oh damn and blast, i forgot

JANET STREET PORTER.

MirriLondon | 1 Feb '08, 10:57 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Paris Hilton's

alright

Elaina_Casoolare | 1 Feb '08, 10:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Davina Mcall

yea she's a fucking dick.

styler11 | 1 Feb '08, 11:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

My 2 cents' worth

Osbourne, Sharon
Benson-Phillips, Dave
McNicolas, Conor
Moyles, Chris
Hares, Tony

when_i_go_deaf | 1 Feb '08, 11:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

.

Gillian McKeith
Steve Jones from T4
Both judges from Masterchef (as a single entry)
Trevor Nelson
Peaches Geldof

kovacs | 1 Feb '08, 11:18 | Send note | Report this | Reply

my go!

Jane McDonald
Don't Get Done Get Dom
Tim Lovejoy
Rob McElwee
That American lady off 10 Years Younger

monpot | 1 Feb '08, 11:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

what's wrong with don't get done get dom

he gives you advice on how to survive in a world full of sharks trying to take everything they can from you for nothing!

brusma | 1 Feb '08, 11:07 | Send note | Report this | Reply

And

he makes 3 separate programmes for the BBC every day! And I think he's quite sexy.

SeymourMBA | 1 Feb '08, 11:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

here we go.

1. katie holmes
2. paris hilton
3. elisha cuthbert
4. keith allen
5. tom cruise

sarkyfox | 1 Feb '08, 11:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Freddie Starr

James Plotkin
Richard Maidely
Trevor from Eastenders
Hulk Hogan

theetersecrimp | 1 Feb '08, 11:11 | Send note | Report this | Reply

.

1-5: The people responsible for ruining the Simpsons.

Gorkys_Forever | 1 Feb '08, 11:13 | Send note | Report this | Reply

probably not the worst... but the ones that annoy me the most

1. jeremy clarkson
2. george osbourne
3. charlie brooker
4. james mcavoy
5. chris moyles

aldo | 1 Feb '08, 11:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

charlie brooker?

1. Billy Bragg
2. George Galloway
3. Joey Barton
4. Lee Bowyer
5. Kevin Keegan

ConcentrationFace | 1 Feb '08, 11:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

he really antagonises me

i find him so negative, agressive and self important

and most importantly unfunny

aldo | 1 Feb '08, 11:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

mmm james mcavoy

you suck