is probably the pinnacle of human achievement.
Seriously, if Greg fathead was served tone of these bastards as a desert in one of the Masterchef quarter finals, his face would explode in an expression of twisted food-lust.
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don't be silly
strawberry ones are obviously better
Petit wha?
Fuck are you talking about
The best baby/childrens food since rusks
http://www.petitsfilous.co.uk/index.php
Ah, gotcha.
The new Dyson hand dryers in Wimbledon shopping centre top that though.
Are they the ones that scrape
the water off your hand? Me and bobbygeorge were in the golfclub toilets for ages playing with those babies.
I realise that could be taken very badly out of context.
These ones:
http://www.dysonairblade.com/
There's a free trial on the website at the moment, if you hold your hands up to your monitor it'll dry them.
What makes you think
I have wet hands?
Are you denying it?
Would you like me to deny it?
(I take it we ARE playing the whose line is it anyway question game?)
What makes you think that?
Is it wrong to think things over?
Do you think it is?
Is it not the case that my opinion is irrelevant?
How should I know?
...
*buzz*
DARN!
I've used that at an airport
8/10 for me, mainly for the novelty factor
oh and Magagascan Vanilla
yoghurts from Sainsburys are better.
That's maga gaga!
the shame
it's not drying my hands
you made me want one
i might just eat it while i'm walking round tesco
true
although it would appear that not everyone agrees, judging by how bloody hard they are to track down.
what the shitting fuck are you talking about?
well what would you prefer to talk about?
I dunno
SOMETHING DIGNIFIED NON-DIGNITY BOY.
Like memory boxes or the plight of games workshops?
Have they STILL not gone under?
any day now
....
UH OH!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6233559.stm
Oops.
2007. We're in a different year now, I believe. HOW HAVE THEY SURVIVED?
UH OH
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/d4e597a8-c93f-11dc-9807-000077b07658.html
...
“I’m sorry we have not done as well as we should the last two years,” he said. “We grew fat and lazy on the back of easy success.”
I know the feeling, Tom Kirby.
Different year = NEW MEMORY BOX
YAY FOR ACE MEMORIES!!!!!!11
I'm emptying my dream catcher
into it tonight.
Probably some kind of Faustian pact
with the devil.
You know, "protect my geek shop from increasing high street rental costs and the increase in online gaming and I'll give you my soul", that kind of thing.
I KNOW WHAT A FAUSTIAN
PACT IS THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Stop dumbing down.
How much did your t-shirt cost? <dumb-centric>
1. My dignity
2. My fragrant-smelling torso
there's a shop
that does similar stuff to Games Workshop but isn't Games Workshop in Manchester opposite the Roadhouse. And I saw people going into it late at night. What was going on?
And THEN someone thrust a flyer into my hand with a picture of restlessboy on it.
I wish you'd stop
banging on about your dreams.
No one cares, Dave.
If I was going to dream about being handed flyers with pictures of people I'd vaguely met
it would be pictures of HOT CHICKS.
I'm REALLY hetrosexual.
Non-dignity
I'm gonna bag it up
Do you want to buy a games workshop tshirt? It's EXTRA LARGE
they ONLY DO EXTRA LARGE
I would imagine.
I'm going for a wee.
He said he doens't have a 'wee' one
Extra Large only.
wee isn't a size,
you scotch fool.
You obviously haven't seen me wee then*
* doesn't work on any level.
you call your penis mewee?
yes
and it doesn't work. On any level. :(
That's mewee very
funny.
penIS it?
I remember these. And rusks.
My dad used to eat all my rusks when he was feeding me. Bastard. He once said that being able to legitimately buy Rusks was the best thing about being a parent.
thats the only reason
i'm going to become a parent
how many calories
have they got in them
2
don't fucking lie to me about things like that
3?
more like about 38
or something
check and see if im right
i'll be so proud
In total?
Oh, in TOTAL?
1,500
thank you zxcvbnm
for alerting me to this thread
men who eat yogurts in public look gay
keep it in the privacy of your OWN HOME
see also:
using a pda
wearing gloves
using an umberella
why
would you use an umbrella in your own home?
leaky roof
or if you want bad luck?