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Epic homosexuality

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by laughingboypaul

I'm feeling extremely gay at the moment and think I may make it permanent. Does anyone have any tips for me?

laughingboypaul | 03 Feb '08, 19:40 | Send note | Report this | Reply

wear

sunscreen


Toss off a builder,

then write about it.


Oil

rub up!


Nappies?

(Sorry).


Suck some cock.

See if you like the taste.


...

gaaaaay baaaar.. gay bar Gay Bar! .. Wooooaw!!


Go to prison

If you like it forced upon you, then you probably won't mind it on your own terms.


Do what I did mate -

I phoned LGBT switchboard and yaked about it for a good bit with one of the workers there. And for fucks sake remember : being a poofter doesn't mean you have to have a dodgy music taste!!!!


Hmmm...

The evidence isn't too convincing.


Err

the word smallminded pops into my head.


^ Oooooh! What a bitch!

Err I was replying to Wrightlew not making a OMGZ mega homophobic attack!!111!


he wasnt replying to you

oh alex.. .when will you learn


^ Oooooh! What a bitch!

...can this be my new catchphrase?!


ha ha my best friend is gay

and has the worst taste in music.. its not even cheesy

just really boring MOR.. i keep telling him he is the worst gay man ever


Ask yourself

Do I like Judy Garland records? If the answer is "yes", Hollywood will throw you a parade every year.


I've got a tip for you...

*unzips*