Crack

But I can remember that it's CARCINOGENIC. You know, like sleep and water and stuff.

and lots of it, and salt. Also, heroin.

salt and fat.

maybe just massive amounts of salt & loads of e-things. i read an article that said there's up to ten times the daily recommended salt levels in some packaged supermarket sandwiches, and even some of the healthier ones are the equivelent to eating twelve packets of crisps.

for some reason the industry has something against people who dont eat butter or mayo.

d'you know what is muggybonehead - when the bread goes all flat and soggy

those sandwich fillers you can get from supermarkets. i spent about six months addicted to coronation chicken and honey&mustard chicken sandwich fillers. bad times.

it's like having an affair while your oblong sandwich is taking the kids to the park; you keep promising each time is the last.

Have you read the hundreds of ingrediants in some of them?

she describes it as a phobia which I think is excessive. I mean, fair enough if you don't like them, but they're not likely to take on a life of their own and eat you or anything like that.

I am fond of a pre-packaged chicken and bacon sarnie, I must say.