I nominate FFA by the Leather Nun.
"I shove my greased fist right up to your prostrate"
"Shit on my knuckles, pain up the arse for you"
It stands for Fist Fuckers Associated, by the way.
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Re: World's Filthiest Song
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So what, so what you boring little cunt
Well who cares, who cares what you do
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you
Well I've sucked sweets
And I've sucked rock
And I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
Well I've fucked a sheep
And I've fucked a goat
I've had my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
Well I've fucked this
And I've fucked that
And I've even fucked a schoolgirl's crack
So what, so what
So what, so what you boring little cunt
Who cares, who cares about you
Who cares, who cares about you
You, you, you, you....
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" Just sodomized a brontosaurus while shaving the back of a disco-queen
a grizzly in drag i've made crawl and beg for more
while stealing thee girls from the local muisc scene
so drop your paintbrush, skip your dinner if you wanna have
smart sex with a winner"
Some songs by french rapper Doc Gyneco are really filthy too.
Re: World's Filthiest Song
Talk Like Sex by Kool G Rap is also quite filthy, and Ghostface's ode to his ex "Wildflower" contains the lovely line "remember when I long dicked you and broke your ovaries?!"
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Please dont shoot me i was only 10 or 11.
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slurring "shit on my knuckles..." whilst showing a porn movie behind you at a live show is the next level.
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Babyraper, sperm creator
Hulking, brutish masturbator
Babyraper, emasculator
Fleshy flap valve navigator
Never leave me, Babyraper
Melted cum ejaculator
Spackled filth evaporator
High colonic spackulator
the Babyraper
the Babyraper
My quest for sex consumes all my life
Being a god I do what i like
I know it hurts you when I fuck a child
Cum-sumed with cumming I've simply gone wild
Drinking and drowning in lakes full of lust
I'll still jerk off even when I cum dust
My sex is my hatred
My penis a tool
My balls are imploding
I'm playing the fool
My butt crack is folding
The crap that it's holding
I heap it all over the stool
Oh, Babyraper
I'm the fucking Babyraper
I'm the guy who stiffed the waiter
Mangled public flagellator
Turgid bowel exaggerator
Fleshy flap-valved gladiator
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they've also got a song called 'fish fuck' and it's basically... 'i'm gonna fuck you with a fish! you whore! why are you my mom?' over and over.
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sorry.
"i like to do it the natural way..."
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who's thread is this?
plus, the Leather Nun are so 'hip' and 'scene' no one else knows who they are. :P
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"Fuck me baby, Fuck me with your fist"
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He said sex! Tee hee
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That is the single greatest sentence I've ever seen written down. Brilliance, pure unadulterated brilliance. I'm getting a T-Shirt with that on. Ace.
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Isn't there a song called 'I Sent Footage of the Holocaust to Amercia's Funniest Videos'? - Not filthy but sick at least
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"Hopin' the Kool G Rap was just makin' rhymes,
but I'm leavin' bitches' vaginas with more stitches than Frankenstein."
"Soon as you open your legs,
no need for no birth control, bitch, cuz my dick is touchin' the eggs."
"But 69, and I ain't with that:
I'll go to a Chinese restaurant, bitch, if I wanna eat cats.
Because you gotta be brave to eat the tuna, G.
So when it comes to pussy-lickin', I'm the chicken of the sea.
I should be on the sex channel;
not a chump cuz I'm givin' punk-bitches better humps than camels.
If you're a virgin, I'll make it fit,
because my dick'll pop the cherry and spit out the fuckin' pit."
love the casual racism too.
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Loose translation of 'Salope' :
To go in the streets to get let
and only getting smiles
i know someday i'll fuck you
i know someday i'll sodomize you
Slut
i'll fuck you
Slut
i'll sodomize you
Slut
i'll give you pleasure someday
a a a aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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that has got to be up there somewhere
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