deal

i was expecting to be really embarrassed...i wasn't, i just bought them. that was that.

i still find it embarrassing and I really don't know why.

serving you.

Last time I purchased some at a Sainsbury's the repsonse from the cashier was "check you out, gonna get some loving tonight ha?"

He hid them under loads of sweets. Seeing he was ovbiously embarressed about buying them from work, I quickly went and told everyone.

...buying porn. Give the confused shop keeper and little wink and say "Posh wank".

start crying and get them to put it on at the counter.

even though they're not 'technically' for me. i never feel embarrassed though. who cares? i figure that if the people working there find it 'funny' that i'm buying condoms, then they're the weird ones...

TOBY IS HAVING SEX

Surely that's one of the reasons that god gave them to us? So we wouldn't be caught buying embarrassing things like Lambrini

at all, and i still do it
but i do find that its a bit of an effort and i have to get into the right mind set

i literally cant buy them when theyre behind the counter tho. i hate buying anything behind the counter, cos it takes a little while for my voice to warm up and people to actually understand what i'm saying. its all about how narrowly you define the item - if i was desperate, and they just had one type of condom, itd be simply "condoms please", but as soon as i have to say "12 pack of durex fetherlite please" i feel like some kind of seedy condomisseur

hmm - have you had sex before and told us???

doesn't bother me buying them :)

also, family planning clinics will give you bucketloads for free. making their name somewhat ironic.

when I worked on the tills at a supermarket, whenever anybody bought them i thought "Am I meant to make this embarrassing for them? Should I give them just a quick glance to make them feel bad once they've left the store? Is this what people do?"

Memories of sending my ex to the local pub to buy some from the bogs. By the time she got back (having looked like a smackhead who went straight to the bogs and then left) the romantic ambience had fizzled somewhat.

is using your Boots points to buy condoms.

it always makes me do a little inside lol.

And why is it embarassing? It can actually be a fun thing to do...

ABANDON REPLY.

Funnily enough i watched the pheromone spray ep of Bottom last night, in which they buy condoms from the pub toilet.

"One cheese and onion Union Jack tickler it is then! Bagsy first go!"
"No no no....get two."
"Two!?! You're a beast man!"