than being totally exhausted and suddenly getting an erection you could hammer nails into a brick wall with - because it ACHES, won't let you sleep and you're far too tired to do anything about it, usually because they're not going to be fobbed off with a minute of tweaking the cherry, so to speak.
Feels a bit like a holy arrow shot into your back, you glow for a second, then you feel a bit guilty and you put yourself away and pretend everything's normal.
I wipe it on a wall and watch it go hard and brown and start to smell a little bit like sweet popcorn..
Or I just cradle it at an angle and let it slowly flop into the sink.
I live in a bedsit, boredom comes at a price...
I wonder this sometimes
and also, how different do boy orgasms feel to girl ones.
I guess we'll never really know.
Hmm.
yes definitely wonder about male orgasms
ours are supposed to be better but all the men i've seen having orgasms looked like they were having a DAMN good time
I'm pretty sure girl ones are better
I keep deleting the rest of what I was going to say.
haha
i do that about 10 times a day!
if only :p
WOMEN CAN HAVE ORGASMS?
only with me
:-O
It feels
like sexy cancer
rises and builds in intensity
until you can feel your pulse against your leg.
(if in trou)
Oh, Pieces of Reese!
: (
*reece
To be fair, he did spell it incorrectly!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reese's_Pieces
reese is the female version
so i actually spelt it correctly i'll have you know :P
yeah that,
and the fact that you're Reece and not a chocolate
oo
So i stroke it, and i
pet it, and i massage it.
I love it, i love my little
naughty pet. You're naughty.
And then i take my
naughty pet, and i go...
I killed it!
hahaha! chris!!
i read that in his voice! :D
And Sophia's back to trying to get 300+ replies
;-)
yeah
im just a thread whore
see, i told you you were a whorre!!!
:D
Embarassing
Depending on the circumstances.
never !
^this
Be proud!
spot the french guy
Is it you?
You win!
A free erection!
I thought you were gone !
SPY SAPPIN MAH SENTRY
YES I GOT IT RIGHT
I knew it would be you who wrote this.
i definately quit
Champagne !
i wish i knew how to quit you
*SOB*
*gets erection*
*borrows erection*
*misses erection*
*gives it back without rewinding it*
*vows to never lend royter a bodily function again*
Can I borrow a piss? Mine went wrong
i wish
i could be bothered to do some work.
I wish
my work computer would play the fricking wire
someone asked on yahoo
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070901165348AAgXlBn
If I don't wake up with an erection
I know I'm going to have a bad day
wtf
"Almost like when you sprain your ankle or wrist but without the pain. Mostly feels pretty good."
is that right?
Would a sprained wrist without the pain
not just feel like a wrist?
lmao
Good
Pretty good
sometimes you get one
when you have to do a wee. that can be pretty embarrassing.
pretty hard
(no pun intended)
* when you're stood next to pieces_of_reece from the internets
like getting really really drunk
then waking up and needing to do cherry vom voms lots and lots. oh no hang on, that's how you feel :(
There's nothing worse
than being totally exhausted and suddenly getting an erection you could hammer nails into a brick wall with - because it ACHES, won't let you sleep and you're far too tired to do anything about it, usually because they're not going to be fobbed off with a minute of tweaking the cherry, so to speak.
"The slower ones are better
They feel all warm and exciting and happy", he said, holding his head in despair.
This is a weird thread!
I find it kind of awkward and slightly embarrassing...
For girls, what does 'getting wet' (I'm sorry I can't think of a better way to put that...) feel like?
Can you feel it when you walk?
...and what does splurting feel like?
Everyone obviously wants to know this.
I love how no female has gone near the above two posts.
...
women
don't really get 'wet'
warm and cuddly
good grief
yer embarassing
why?
why are people so 'wah' about these type of threads.
itd natural to be curious.
very natural in fact
is it natural to ask a load of strangers on the internet about it?
natural to me!
im just quite open about stuff like this.
im not overly bothered anyways
Why did you ask then?
This is how I greet my erections.
Generally I don't notice that anything's happened
Until someone on the bus points it out
POTD
well done for getting the bus joke in - it had to happen. public transport erections are the worst.
good work
Sort of like a terrible reminder of your own futility
I die inside and cry a lot, which I find( ironically and unhelpfully) very erotic.
don't know
impotence sucks :(
Stand on your head
all the blood rushes to your head.
It's like that
Just reading this makes me feel slightly ill.
Yeah, I'm dead manly me.
Splurting
Feels a bit like a holy arrow shot into your back, you glow for a second, then you feel a bit guilty and you put yourself away and pretend everything's normal.
You missed
the bit where you quietly and stealthily wipe yourself on the sheets...
If I don't do that
I wipe it on a wall and watch it go hard and brown and start to smell a little bit like sweet popcorn..
Or I just cradle it at an angle and let it slowly flop into the sink.
I live in a bedsit, boredom comes at a price...
A post-climax description is more interesting
i wish i didn't read this thread
whilst eating a kiwi fruit :(
Like a meercat with alopecia who has
just learnt to stand up
^ that is actually quite funny..
..
nice
Erections at work are the worst
especially when you get called to a meeting just after it's 'popped up'.
really overrated
not what it's cracked up to be at all.
Erections
are fantastic.
not when they're an involuntary reaction
to being in supermarkets.
oh dear...
:D
it's very hard to describe
haha.
The gential region begins to warm up
and you get the uncontrolable urge to thrust it mostly feels warm and pleasent but thats it, no tingles or anything.
uncontrollable urge to thrust?!?!
what?
possibly a rapist ^
HAHAH
definitely.
I really hope
Yesiamaduck's post makes the weekly mailout.
wow
A phone call
to my lady is enough, constant text messages at work can need a long coat sometimes lol
It totally depends on when you get it
If its in the living room with your parents present then its proper frustrating.
If theres a stimulus.. at work for example.. its not too bad.
Basically. Theres a time and a place.
work would be
still pretty bad, right? Stimulus as in another work colleage or the internet? I'm worse than sophiacherry with these questions.
stimulus
as in a girl who sits across from you and said fallice is concealed under a desk.
if you were standing up in the middle of the office and it sprung then itd be a bit shit.
Do you go through to completion
under your desk? Office job highs and lows.
This is why i never look at women
when i'm walking about.
This is why i never look at women
when i'm walking about.
I only pressed the button once
for fuck sake.
Apologies for the x3.
the uncontrolable urge to thrust
You're like a rapist on A Touch Of Frost or something, one of the mental ones.
Throb is kinda the right word strangely
"i've got a honking erection!"
is probably the best thing I've ever said.