I have a friend who doesn't like to swear so she'll say freaking or flipping instead of fucking.... I didn't really think it was that bad until one day she'd left the now playing function on on msn and it said she was listening to FLIP FOREVER. I laughed. A lot.
Drat
and bother.
cunting wank melons
stinking cum fuck shitters
ActuaLOL
Hehehehe
once I got to 'stinking' I couldn't help but laugh.
****
what the ******* are you ******* and * without **** seven times.
swearing is naughty and should be asterixed.
asterixed is now a verb.
fuck.
:D that did the job
Nothing is funnier
than swearing inside of words.
"I can't fucking be-fucking-lieve it"
you're right
that is the funniest thing in the world.
LOL
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk2DbKLlwco
oh golly
dash. and blast.
OVARIES!
^ an actual swear.
..
A certain eco-fascist I know is a member of an activist group called "Hands off my ovaries." Nofoolin.
what on earth do they stand for?
flipping
I have a friend who doesn't like to swear so she'll say freaking or flipping instead of fucking.... I didn't really think it was that bad until one day she'd left the now playing function on on msn and it said she was listening to FLIP FOREVER. I laughed. A lot.
that's absolutely brilliant.
tmesis
is the word for the insertion of a word into anothe word.
*double entendre*
PS
PISSFLAPS
BUMSEX
that
is just amazing :D
Shitcasket
Putting perfectly innocent words next to swear words is best.
fuckscrabble?
YOU SAUCY CUNT
I once heard a lorry driver shout this at someone, and it still gives me a frisson
*hardon
that's excellent. I don't know what it means though.
what,
cunt or frisson?
no, a "saucy cunt"
Is he saying that he's aroused? WHAT DOES HE MEAN
OH!
No, it was a term of abuse. To a crap driver.
oh. yelling that you're aroused by a crap driver is much better.
SHIT
maybe he was aroused. That had never occured to me.
but to what ends?
The possibilities are running wild in my head
Yup
Cuntballet is a fantastic one that I just made up.
hehe. "the slutcracker"
you're a cunt
:( sad panda
you did ask for it really
true.
Negative for no capitals
positive for apostrophe.
Heartburnshit
taking that literally = win
Testiclekettle
Yeah
Oh oh oh
Cassive Mock.
Pig Benis.
Cupid Stunt.
Get switching some letters yeah.
check it.
.
Massive Cock.
Big Penis.
Stupid Cunt.
Works perfect :D
Fewish juck?
tupid stool?
does that even work?
Stupid tool?
olol, Bittle Litch.
Cripple-gash
Fucking Cunt Slop
.
Wizards sleeve.
..
dickshelf !