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Swearing is funny

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by ChrisJabe

Yes it is. Now make me laugh.

ChrisJabe | 10 Feb '08, 20:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Drat

and bother.


cunting wank melons

stinking cum fuck shitters


ActuaLOL


Hehehehe

once I got to 'stinking' I couldn't help but laugh.


****

what the ******* are you ******* and * without **** seven times.
swearing is naughty and should be asterixed.
asterixed is now a verb.
fuck.


Nothing is funnier

than swearing inside of words.

"I can't fucking be-fucking-lieve it"


you're right

that is the funniest thing in the world.


LOL


oh golly

dash. and blast.


OVARIES!


..

A certain eco-fascist I know is a member of an activist group called "Hands off my ovaries." Nofoolin.


flipping

I have a friend who doesn't like to swear so she'll say freaking or flipping instead of fucking.... I didn't really think it was that bad until one day she'd left the now playing function on on msn and it said she was listening to FLIP FOREVER. I laughed. A lot.


tmesis

is the word for the insertion of a word into anothe word.


PS

PISSFLAPS


BUMSEX


that

is just amazing :D


Shitcasket

Putting perfectly innocent words next to swear words is best.


fuckscrabble?


YOU SAUCY CUNT

I once heard a lorry driver shout this at someone, and it still gives me a frisson


*hardon

that's excellent. I don't know what it means though.


what,

cunt or frisson?


no, a "saucy cunt"

Is he saying that he's aroused? WHAT DOES HE MEAN


OH!

No, it was a term of abuse. To a crap driver.


SHIT

maybe he was aroused. That had never occured to me.


but to what ends?

The possibilities are running wild in my head


Yup

Cuntballet is a fantastic one that I just made up.


you're a cunt


Negative for no capitals

positive for apostrophe.


Testiclekettle

Yeah


Oh oh oh

Cassive Mock.
Pig Benis.
Cupid Stunt.
Get switching some letters yeah.


check it.


.

Massive Cock.
Big Penis.
Stupid Cunt.
Works perfect :D

Fewish juck?


tupid stool?

does that even work?


Stupid tool?

olol, Bittle Litch.


Cripple-gash

Fucking Cunt Slop


.

Wizards sleeve.


..

dickshelf !