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Write your life story in six words

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by joeymahone

Has anyone heard about this? An American online magazine is asking for people to send in six-word memoirs:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/today/reports/misc/sixwordlife_20080205.shtml

Yours?

joeymahone | 12 Feb '08, 14:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Cactus Jacks and the new Rambo


.

What is love that people mention?


Do you see?

Wagged school often to play RPGs.


Born a Total Cunt

Buh bye!


"Sixteen, clumsy and shy"

I know it's only 4, but it had to be done


I did mine the other day, its;

What the fuck am I doing?


^^

this applies to me to.


:

Not of much interest to anyone.


infant: short,

adolescent: short, adult: short.


i never learn

from my mistakes


.

Love built from happiness and tradgey


Lost in Morrisons two hours, 1989

if 1989 is one word. which it isn't. Balls.


Aimed for stars,

fell in gutter


Quite short

and went on forever


Bryan Ferry bathmat dangerous

say scientists


Behold, the second coming of Jesus.

You all know it's true. :)


..

Totally fucked up but beautifully brilliant.


I dont know, it's just not as,...yeah

(8 words I know, but its a great quote, from a great song)


My Life Story in 6 words?

String laden Brit Pop no hopers!


I just bought their b-sides album

(b-sides is one word, clearly)


...

I want to remove my mask


bouncing elephantiasis woman destroys central portsmouth

balanced five apples in a stack


I know what a certain African mans would be

Sudan man 'forced' to marry goat.


...

i have an ugly hairy back


Shaggy Charles And Eddie

pato banton


...

Twelve reasons why this is wrong


bolox

someone considerably more witty than me already got to this one.


i'm lazy and support grimsby town

'i'm' is one word ok.


heming

Wanted: career to give life purpose


Good start,

however tailed off badly.


A Lot Fatter Then I Was

Far Too Cynical To Love Again


Did a shit in a hammock.

Well...I didn't really, but that's what my tombstone will read.


sex sex *wipe clean* sex sex

oh how i miss that.


Worse things

have happened at sea.


Was born

and then will die


born.

died. did stuff in between.


..

Born
Bereaved
Drunk
Happy
Engaged
Fat


Fell Down Well

Still In It


Jesus christ

I hate this city


Oh god, what the fuck!? shit...

Punctuation ain't words, foo'.


Not as exciting as once was.

Would probably sum it up perfectly right now.


^lol