for instance, the price of something or someone's address. but you must know it without looking it up. i reckon i could be about to create the most boring thread ever on DiS.
Here's mine - a selection of part-addresses for debt collectors:
Barclays, Consumer Finance, PO Box 341, Manchester
Moorcroft Debt Recovery, PO Box 17, 2 Spring Gardens, Stockport
The Risk Assessment phrase for Eumulgin VL 75
is R41: Risk of serious damage to the eyes.
I didn't look it up, I'm cross-referencing EU regulation MSDSs on our system.
Kill me.
I don't think I kick out any information tbh
The security of the country could be at stake...or it's something to do with the data protection act.
OK
Cage collections from Citylink in Coventry need to be on V3 Trailers.
here you go
ticketweb sales number - 0844 847 2258
Pfizer
are cunts.
^ can I share his, please? Thanks.
Feel free
There is plenty going round
*is*
read *are*
The maximum allowance for disabled student support is £12,000(ish) per year
Each?
Or do divide it up and just send a bag of penny sweets and a post it note saying 'CHOKE ON 'EM!' to every disabled student?
Each
They all get loads of sweets.
Section 29
of the Data Protection Act allows someone to pass information to the police in relation to the prevention or detection of crime. But you are not obliged to.
If
a customer complains to the Engergy watchdog (imaginatively called Energywatch), then it costs the offending supplier £200. Thats irregardless of whether the supplier is in the wrong.
*writes 3045985 letters to energywatch about british gas*
we have 752 parking spaces
my favourite so far
The speed limit on the canal system
is 4 miles per hour. You may only cruise during the hours of daylight.
The default tracking preset for Gill Sans is -30 in body copy
I'm on ITC Avant Garde Gothic
with some serious -20 action.
We;ve just switched our serif font
from Kuenstler to 9/10 ITC Cheltenham Light. Exciting times.
under section 34 of the Environmental Protection Act 1990
businesses are responsible for the disposal of their own waste.
The draft text must be with the Budget team by 1pm today.
I just spent 2 hrs trawling through that legislation
for something different.
The EPOS code for Radcliffes Pinto Grigio
is 120893. Unfortunately we're out of stock due to a depot change, but please come back in a week or two.
The average parcel size on the RLR is 4.34ha
WRA
means weighted risk asset.
Banks look after their WRAs (or RWAs) HELLA closer since the Barings collapse years ago.
Some account numbers
Carillion Services C000395
BT C010024
Fujitsu C001928
from the previous place i worked then
cause i'm a student now.
RIGHT so the paperback edition of Donald Miller's newish Christian CLASSIC "Blue Like Jazz" was only about £12 even though we had to import it from overseas, whereas when it was translated and produced in the same city we were located the price suddenly rose to about £23, STILL PAPERBACK, go figure.
Total number of hours
selected for iPlayer this week are now 395 for Streaming, of which only 387 for now can be made available for Download.
a homebuyers valaution report cannot be carrie dout on a flat
or a semi commerical property. Although a regular Buy to let/mortgage val is fine!
Oestergaard are soon going to start invoicing in sterling rather than Danish Krone
which is going to make them a lot easier to deal with.
last year, the US bought 10,000 copies
Of a book about shaving your dog and knitting things with its hair.
Germany bought 6000, and Australia bought 5000...
Yuk.
Here's a macro you can use if you ever need to close an EIR in POCC:
FIELD EIRDateClosed := "28/02/2008 00:00:00 GDT";
FIELD DateClosed := "";
FIELD EIRClosed := "1";
FIELD ClosureStatus := "Accepted";
FIELD Status := "Closed";
@All
the new DTLLS qualification
has replaced the old CELTA and C&G 7407.
CS 15-A
Is a Carbon Steel grade that is good up to 150#, and temperatures between -9 and 60C.
^
Code 12 = Standard Sundries
Code 96 = Condoms
Code 11 = OTC Drugs
Code 32 = Everything you can't be arsed finding the code for.
Some comedy names
from the archives of our mortgage system.
Ms Gaye Bouys
Mr & Mrs Cockshott
I'm sorry, Ruth is not in the office. Can I take a message?
The average turn-around for the CPD articles is currently taking 3-4 days longer than it should.
-
the latest bootloader does not enable the device to work at a temperature of -10
yaaaaaaawn
the ladies toilet is situated next to our office
and at frequent intervals during the day we hear non lady-like noises through the walls.
Excellent.
A guy in office was found to have been using the ladies occasionally. Rumours were abound as to why...
It was closer?
He was making a stand against gender divisions?
He had a phobia of those urinal fresheners?
i accidentally used the ladies loo on my first day of college.
There was no sign on the door, so i went in and emptied my bowells. Only after letting out some ungentlemanly parps did i hear the horrified chuckles of females. I casually finished up, let on, washed my hands and then walked out to a chorus of laughter from around forty people who'd gathered outside. I never lived it down. I got on with everyone but i knew that i was always the tramp who shitted in the ladies lavs.
Were you in American Pie?
no, Didsbury.
No-one understands
why the Northern Ireland Fisheries Zone is different from our territorial waters.
the El Nino climate effect
leads to increases in cases of cholera in Bangladesh every 5 years
The
last natural disaster to strike the island of St Lucia was an earthquake in 1788
err...
1114 people a day search for the phrase 'self esteem'.
The continual rise
in new intake is affecting the book, leading to higher bad debt rates and more pressure on operations.
This is not a good thing.
CREDIT CRUNCH!
internet explorer 5
doubles the margin of floated items where the float is in the same direction as the margin. this is fixed with display:inline
today
this morning painting a veteran car body, this afternoon raking up leaves, yay for my ipod
Sounds like a breakfast cereal
Yummmmmm
Credit Crunch!
mmm sub-prime cereals!
or not mmm.
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