1) I have tried marijuana, i get nervous every time.
2) The aimless blade of science slashed the pearly gates.
3) He was miserable bollocks, and a bitches bastard whore.
4) A military industrial illusion of democracy.
5) The pump don't work cos the vandals took the handles.
6) Oh shit! there's a horse in the hospital!
7) The police force was elsewhere, putting bullets in some guys head for no particular reason.
8) I feel like i've won the cup, every time that we make love, 45 minutes each way
9) Never again is what you swore the time before.
10) Disappearing down the tube'ole at Farringdon street.

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