there's a lizard man working on the other side of the office, he has big glary eyes and a grin like one of those grins that people do when they are plotting really really bad things like when my dog passes wind or to give an example of a more human like comparison when richard james has his photo taken and he has some mildly suspicious stubble, though i don't know if that is trendy this week, as someone on my team who i trust not to be an evil lizard man has also not been shaving quite as much as he normally would, i attribute this to being lazy and trying out new things, you should always try out new things, unless the new things are the sort of new things that will never take off, like mini disks, only gigantic losers had mini disk players, the rest of us knew they were destined to fail, who wants a smaller inlay card when you can get a bigger inlay card, it just doesn’t work like that! An he’s got one of those hats with the two long tassely things hanging down, but he’s kinda rocking it so I won’t hold that against him after all I’m being a little unfair, but he is wearing it inside, and it’s not cold in here, so he obviously cares too much about his appearance which is further evidence tantamount to fact that he clearly is some kind of freak lizard man, with a big tongue, I didn’t mention that yet did i? yeah he’s got one of those too, in fact that’s the most lizard thing about him, and the rest of him isn’t very lizardy at all, a little suspicious perhaps, but he could be just in his own little world or something, it has been known for some people to find themselves caught up in a personal thought from time to time and they sometimes doesn’t think about their expressions when they do that. In fact now that I come to think about it, I think he might not be worrying me as much as the toothpaste I just bought from the local pound land, which is quite clearly an Arabic import, I bet it doesn’t taste the same as the English ones :(