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Introducing Nobby Stupido

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Ta-da! Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Nobby Stupido. I'm brash, in-yer-face, have a don't-fucking-care attitude and I'm coming to a DiS message board near you soon.

I'm totally pretentious. I like the bands you hate to like one minute, then pretend to like them in an 'ironic' way the next. I make funny jokes about disabled people. I quote my favourite South Park characters at will. I can sometimes even do both of these thing's in one line - "Wow, what a great audience".


See what I did there?! Roll on the floor laughing, Rolf!!!


I'm great and you're gonna love me. It's gonna be a great summer, isn't it?


Stay tuned kids.


Your new hero

Nobby Stupido
NobbyStupido | 15 Jun '05, 15:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I fear I may not be able to tell you apart from quite a
lot of "characters" on here mate :)
Lost_Weekends | 15 Jun '05, 15:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Welcome Nobby.

Lost_weekends - :)
Patricide | 15 Jun '05, 15:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Cool! The first person to give themselves a proper introduction since Ralphcore. Not controversial enough for my liking though.
thewarn | 15 Jun '05, 15:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Please dont tempt him...
thedaythatthatcherdies | 15 Jun '05, 15:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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No, but I'm so controversial that I'm not. The most controversial people on here don't try to be - that's what makes them so. However, the fact that I'm aware of this is quite an interesting paradox isn't it? Am I controversial? If not, where do I sign up to become so?

Well, um, here goes. Er, "republicans are so stoopid".

Stay tuned, fuckers!
NobbyStupido | 15 Jun '05, 15:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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He's like a DiS Gabbo.
mostly_panic | 15 Jun '05, 15:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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A possible candidate for DiS 'Colin Hunt of the Year' Award 2005, methinks...
grinner | 15 Jun '05, 15:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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what was ralphcores introduction, im intrigued
gay4conoroberst | 15 Jun '05, 15:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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WoW, what a great audience!
NobbyStupido | 15 Jun '05, 15:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Must try harder.

Go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
Thom_fa | 15 Jun '05, 15:57 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I'm telling you its JDTraynors new "character".
TheShapeOfPunkToCome | 15 Jun '05, 16:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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"what was ralphcores introduction, im intrigued"

ralphcore called franz ferdianand "fag ferdinand" and it bascially ended up becoming an 800 post discussion on homosexuality.

T'was crazy stuff.
homesick_alien | 15 Jun '05, 16:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I remember that !
What a way to introduce himself !
lyle | 15 Jun '05, 16:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Welcome back you fucken idiot. If you continue to fill our boards with rubbish we will report you again to your ISP. How was your school year?
sean | 15 Jun '05, 16:03 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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why do I get the feeling Nobbys IP addy is somewhat familiar at DIS towers?
Lost_Weekends | 15 Jun '05, 16:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Is it not Mr Mckinney?
Mike_Diver | 15 Jun '05, 16:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Don't feed the trolls, guys.
matt | 15 Jun '05, 16:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Anybody see the Peep Show DVD extras with the audition by Jez for Big Brother?

If not then move on as there's clearly nothing to see
Jack_the_Biscuit | 15 Jun '05, 16:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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yup, seen it :D
Thom_fa | 15 Jun '05, 16:52 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Report me to my ISP? Sean, you're a joke. I know "industry" people who've met you. It wouldn't be fair to repeat their opinions. You'll pretend you don't care what your industry chums think, but I know deep down you do. You're secretly desperate to hear what I've heard. But I'm not going to reveal anything - I'm having too much fun talking about Rupert The Bear and how brilliant I am.

L'VIA!!
NobbyStupido | 15 Jun '05, 17:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Oh, and Sean, you're right. I've been in prison. Apparently you can't touch Rupert The Bear like that :(
NobbyStupido | 15 Jun '05, 17:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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hahaha!

What a sad, snivelling weasel you are.

What 'industry' would that be? The Mental Health Industry - go on, admit it, you've been licking windows for the past year haven't you.
Darcy | 15 Jun '05, 17:53 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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It's the monkey-clown porn industry. Your Ed-in-chief leads a double life none of you know anything about. Until now. Rupert The Bear told me.

NobbyStupido | 15 Jun '05, 18:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Apparently you're 45. Seems like someone's a bit past it and is trying desperately to make themself seem interesting/controversial. (No offence to other 45 year olds, he's just old before his time. 45 is not an old age.)
sedna | 15 Jun '05, 18:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I think it's more likely that he's a pre-pubescent teen than a man in his mid-40s.

If not, then I don't know what has become of Blighty...
waterwings | 15 Jun '05, 19:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Ed-in-chief? Who, Gareth?

Are these the same industry people who bend over backwards every day to make sure that DiS has their releases reviewed and courier tickets to us to make sure they get exposure on Europe's Most Popular Independent Music Website (yes, that's a fact).

We're happy to oblige because we love what we do.

You smell like wee wee.
crablin | 16 Jun '05, 01:54 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Nobby Stupido you are a cock of the highest order ! I salute you !!
welshbulb | 17 Jun '05, 20:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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You should be proud, FcNikney. Trolling has scaled new heights since you were last here...
Smileadelic | 15 Jun '05, 19:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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HEHE, that's who i think it is too....
thommo | 15 Jun '05, 23:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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At least Thomar is not offence.. i am just a little foreign.

I hopes that i can learn about these paddingtons bear band to talk to you all about soon.. maybe we will see the towers in londons or others like others soon

THOMAR MEANS NO HARM.. i am purely irritating

Your Friend
Thomar Van Geerthomar
Thomar | 15 Jun '05, 23:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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i think i love thomar.
fishplums | 16 Jun '05, 04:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Yeah, it has to be.

The "i know industry people who know things about you" line has to confirm it!
ImageChange | 18 Jun '05, 14:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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We need some troll-proof fencing around these parts - bit like the glasto superfence, except we're allowed to shoot on sight

*reachs for elephant gun*
mooseman | 18 Jun '05, 14:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Listen, I've already explained this.

It was all a lie. A lie I cannot continue anymore. I am not Nobby Stupid. I am...

...Mitch Connor.

I'm just your run of the mill con man. I've been moving from town to town, scamming people since I was fifteen. But I'm tired of running.

I've been a cheater all my life. And now I've ruined a serious message board, lost a white soul-boy millions of pounds, and cost the moderators their precious time.

Mostly, I'm sorry to you Sean. I'm sorry I played Tiddly Winks with your heart.

But it's over now. The cyanide pill I took should be taking effect very soon. Hmph, looks like the sun is goin' down.


I wonder. Will I dream?






Whole DiS community: "Well, looks like Mitch Connor has cashed in his last chips..."
NobbyStupido | 18 Jun '05, 22:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Fuck Off you dick!
marcofella | 18 Jun '05, 22:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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"Well, looks like Mitch Connor has cashed in his last chips..."

I was thinking exactly that! How does he do it that Stupido!?
mostly_panic | 18 Jun '05, 22:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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SHHHHHHHHHHCCCCCCHHHHHTOOOOOOP!
This troll is not ready yet!

Before you come up with a fictional character with which you post on these message boards you must put some thought into it! It is no go merely insulting people, your character should be well reknowned and have many different facets... only then is your troll ready... a bit like Thomar
Thomar | 19 Jun '05, 15:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I'm glad there are rules for such ventures. Good of you to decide how I can entertain the millions - AND MILLIONS - of DiSers.

Anyway, the latest is as follows:

Nobby Stupid got tired of lying to you all, and revealed his real identity - calous conman Mitch Connor. Mitch, so disgusted at himself for causing such upset, attempted suicide. However he was saved by a passing member of Simply Red.

However, when he finally came round, Mitch found there were after effects to the cyanide pills he took.


Now suffering from slip personality disorder, Mitch has an new identity: Noddy Daft. Don't worry, I'm not him - I'm his loyal friend Monsiuer Billy The Goat. Really, I'm not him at all. I just know him. As a friend. Stop looking at me like that. You think I'm him, dont you!?!? :(

STOP IT. I'M NOT HIM.


"What colour is blue?"


"Blue? Blue is blue?"
NoddyDaft | 19 Jun '05, 16:15 | Send note | Report this | Reply

it truly was a golden age

come back old DiS, all is forgiven!

douchebag | 5 Mar '08, 01:41 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Noddy Daft

was my favourite DiSser of all time.

wrightylew | 18 Jul '08, 17:03 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Great find.

JGJug | 18 Jul '08, 17:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I thought this was a new thread....

..I was going to guess that Nobby was Jonathan King too :(

Panda_Bear | 18 Jul '08, 17:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I though Sean kicked you out hisself?

I remember him saying that you have to be nice and not do those bad things anymore- welcome back.

rue_the_day | 18 Jul '08, 17:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply