GET OFF THE INTERNET!

Someone stole our Aussie phone and managed to spend $6000AU in about a month.

Woo-fucking-hoo.

and demanding to talk to the inventor of the scorpion-clock.

once borrowed my phone and ran up a £200 bill.

i feel sick for you. I left my phone on the internet for half the day yesterday by accident and am a bit worried about that.

and say you want to make a 'goodwill' one off small payment and that you'd like to make a payment plan.

you'll pay it off and they won't cut you off.

now i text off the internet for free and phone from work or my housephone and it costs virtually nothing.

Not a surprise. I've seen you out and about, always phoning people. Which people I don't know.

If it's any consolation, I haven't topped up my phone since Christmas. Because I am smart. And also because talking to me on the phone is like being tortured.

I had a similar one a few months back, but it was mainly because I was making 30 minute phone calls to the UK when I was in NEw York. Not clever.

I didn't realise calling bedford was that expensive.

That could be because I just ate too much pizza though.

and demand an upgrade to a better phone and contract based on your one not being good enough.

would be to check through your statement to make sure you've made the calls you're being charged for. If you don't get itemised bills, then you should be able to find out where the charges have come from through Customer Services.

If they're genuine charges and you can't contest them for any reason, then as suggested above, ask to sort out a payment plan over a few months to pay it off in chunks. Companies will usually let you do this. If you're having problems organising this, and they're being obstructive, ask to speak to supervisors etc until you get someone that's willing/able to help. If still having issues, cancel the direct debit with your bank so they can't just take the money and speak to someone like the CAB or Offcom.

so you might want the money for the Charlton ticket soon then? 'Kin hell, use my laptop for Facebook shiz!

:s how? i cant afford this!

Calls
0.00
Messages
1.70
Mobile internet browsing and downloads
102.97

Total before VAT 121.70
VAT 21.29

Total new charges 142.99

It cheered me up somewhat from the impending $6000 phone bill :D

In fact it made me actuLOL!!!

Sorry. I am a scumbag :(

;D