OH YEAH

have a picnic an d throw pavement slabs at them till they get bored or die

attach it to the front of the car as a zombie plough.

then i'd arm myself with spades, baseball bats, cricket bats, etc. to fuck some zombie cunts up. i'd rather get up close and personal with them instead of shoot them or something.

As a last resort I'd be able to escape on this:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPp2HlIMkmU

I would run away to cornwall and live in the wilds eating plants like Ray Mears.

http://tinyurl.com/yrus7q

and be the next king of Mercia!

the smart thing to do would be to find somewhere isolated which was uninhabited before and try to settle there.

but it would much more fun to do shooting practice on them....well. not so much practice. just shooting.

and start a guerilla outfit and take the fight back to the zombies. I'd blast as many of the fuckers as possible or steal a helicopter and get 28 Weeks Later on their ass. If I was overwhlmed, I'd just blow me brains out

is you head north, especially if you live in the south of england. head towards scotland or north wales or maybe ireland. the south east, in particular, would be an absolute death trap of an area.

I'd probably drive down into the countryside. Take a load of food. Then eventually get on the motorway and drive until I found a service station. Stock up on loads of food there. Rob the bandits just in case the country ever starts up again, and then keep just driving here and there, with the radio on, hoping Chris Ecclestone has a band of crazed soldiers ready to help me.

id go to the winchester and re enact shaun of the dead.

in seriousness, id probably go and steal a lorry, and tug an audi convertable behind it just because i can. Load it with food and looted electrical appliances and take it to an army base somewhere. If army base is deserted, i have a lot of tanks and guns to play with. Id ditch the lorry, load the tank up with stuff, mnybe nick a lugger and then go around the country shooting down landmarks.

traditionally, all zombies were slow but there's been a slew of films suggesting they might actually be fast

am i the only person who would do this?

is to get to wales.
there’s an island just off the coast by tenby called caldey island.
its a religious retreat and there’s a monastary there. the monks make fudge(no gay jokes please).

first, we're on an island. unless zombies remember how to swim or sail, we're safe.
if this does happen and zombies get on the island the monastery is likely to be built to last and survive a fair amount of battering.

on the way to tenby there is an raf base called st athens. load up with weapons there. in fact, it's likely to have a sea king search and rescue helicopter so i'll get that and fly to caldey island. for further fuel and supplies there’s raf brawdy just up the coast and raf st mawgans down in cornwall(there’s a base at portreath but its a spy base, not much supplies i imagine).

did i forget anything?

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-survive-a-zombie-apocalypse

stock up on planks and nails as well as various DIY related weapons such as hammers, axes, spades, nailguns and saws. If possible i'd drop into the local antiques store and grab some samurai swords. Then i'd hit Sainsbury's and clean out all their foodsupplies, particularly the canned goods.

I'd then return home, board up everything and survive with the family, occasionally heading out on zombie hunting trips and zombie decimating car rides

All in all, i think it would be quite fun

And 'hole up' somewhere down near Putney - by the bridge.

I would park my Tank underneath an apple tree, and next to a garden hose, in doing this I would be able to survive for around 6 months before I shitted myself to death.

I would keep my hawk eyes on Putney bridge, and as soon as I saw a clutch of those undead fuckers I would loosen off a round or 2 of the brenn gun. Just to wake them up, let them know where I was.

then I would drive over them all.

board up the entrances, remove my vastly proportioned bedroom window and lean a variety of rifles outwards towards the maze of gardens before us as we wait patiently for an array of multicultural zombies to begin leaping fences on their pursuit of unaffected flesh.

Anti-Zombie-Racism group and try to make peace with the zombies.
I'd like to think that I'd put time to start one up, but the truth is I'd probably just end up making one on facebook... if it still exists.

become a pirate. yeh.

Step 1: Take over supermarket (tinned food and stuff)

Keep Z's out, kill as many as possible.

Step 2: Two weeks later, go on the rampage using spike-laden supermarket delivery truck and anything that can CAVE-IN THE FACE. Head for nearest military base for explosive supplies.

Step 3: GUNZ. FUNZ. (alwaysalways with back-up pointy-stick)

In short. Hunt the fuckers down. Where's the fun in hiding?

rate would be very high

find a group of people. band together.

I have a fencing sabre and a shitload of tinned food, so that would do until I got hold of real supplies.