i got shampoo in my eye this morning, and it still hurts like a bastard..also grazed knees, i had one a while back and they REALLY hurt!
what else were we lied to about that doesn't hurt but actually really does?
injections don't count..
i got shampoo in my eye this morning, and it still hurts like a bastard..also grazed knees, i had one a while back and they REALLY hurt!
what else were we lied to about that doesn't hurt but actually really does?
injections don't count..
getting hit by a white dog poo
covered spangle whilst on my space hopper
You too!
OMG
Carpet burns
from sliding down the stairs on your bum.
That's not how you got those carpet burns, though
is it?
Getting your hair cut
Used to hate that when I was little.
Playing Bulldog
getting hit by your parents
splinter extraction
Bee Stings
Getting tackled in the shins in football
Catching a cricket/basketball with the end of your middle finger.
Chinese Burn
Atomic Wedgie (Pants over head)
sodomy
pile ons
couldn't breathe
getting your ear pierced,
"won't hurt a bit", fuck off.
^ definitely
god, i thought she'd actually taken a stapler to me - and i know how that feels after an incident with my thumb and a stapler "i wonder what'd happen if.."
did that for £20
in high school, straight through my thumb, hurt like a bastard.
still, I got £20
i did it
when i was little, probably through boredom. mum didn't half look surprised when i showed her! can't quite remember how we got it out though, which is probably a good thing
maybe you never did!
hmm...
honest,
i did! ask my mum!
LIFE, LOVE and GIRLS
They all hurt.
Injections, I still have the biggest fear ever.
Kneeling on lego
this^
the sheer shock/pain is unberable, how could an instrument of such joy turn into such a nightmare?
wrapps, or rappsies, or whatever they were called.
Normally after a game of cards. Sometimes if got silly and involved people jumping off tables deck-in-hand, or getting the salt & vinegar out. Often they inevitably dropped the deck and got 52 hard wraps themselves. idiots.
getting hit with a football
a plastic one (not a flyaway) when playing football on the school yard in the rain/wind in PE with shorts on.
Oh the pain.
going over the handlebars of a bike
due to too sharper a braking/a fence. ouchies