Ten folding mate. All scrumched up and forgotten in me troosers like.
Should I:
a) Buy booze in an effort to blot out the post-post modern horror of a self-reverential society on the brink of the abyss and get a picture of me puking in someone's shoes into the Daily Mail.
b) Buy a record, if anything original and worth £10 truly exists which I doubt as all music seems to be the product of a dead and decaying 'culture'.
c)Give it to a homeless type thus easing my guilt for five minutes and passing on the burden of indecision.
d) shove it down the back of the cat and forget about it so I can have the thrill of finding it all over again six months from now.
ANSWER ME!
d)
10 scratchcards
or a £10 bet on some sport that you don't really understand
Give it to sadpunk
Is he a homeless type?
Is that why he's sad. Or is it cos of The Feeling? They make me sad.
bury it
to keep it safe
not really
whatever you do don't give to homeless
Give it to me.
I've earned it.
You've earned nothing Bamos
Plus you'd only spend it on cider, which as I have explained many times, is wrong.
That's why I've earned it.
Continuing refusal to listen to THE MAN (you) on drinking matters. And to get rid of this stomach ulcer I seem to have developed.
Is it
shaped like a diseased apple?
It's not visible from this angle
If you'd like to take a look at my internals, you have my permission.
Buy Three Pills
Have a geat time
Which three?
I know nothing of drugs. Actually, that's not true. I know that sudafed doesn't work. Fucking rip off.
3 for a tenner?
You're being ripped off
3 4 10 is pretty standard
got 7 for £20 once
was good deal, very speedy though
3 for £10 is standard.
enjoy it
Really?
If I was so inclined I could get 5 for £10, easily
Hmm, I see 2 posts now saying the same thing
Been a while, so I'll take your words for it
would they be any good though?
i mean, thats quite a lot for a tenner
i bet you're not talking london here, somewhere north where you can buy a house and drugs are cheap
Nah, Hackney
Camden and Islington too. And none of them are any good anyway
nice to hear
mine are good, well, were good last time i had a few!
Put it on the horses!
On the gee gees?
I could, but what if I won? I'd have even more filthy lucre burning a hole. More choices, more existential horror. It'd be your fault. Yours.
Good day to you sir. I say GOOD DAY!
My grandad used to money to himself so he always had enough for a midweek pint.
Very strange.
^ i somehow missed the work 'post' out of that sentence.
Go to a busy station at rush hour
find a place above everyone, drop it and watch the scramble. Throw in some raw meat as well.
This is easily the best idea.
I shall be performing this feat at Huntingdon train station at about 5.30pm this evening for anyone who is interested. The meat will be beef.
b)
challenge yourself to get as much for your money as possible by buying in charity shops/cheap second hand places.