i have had so many bad bands with fucking shit names over the last year (14-16)
take your pick:
just bully people, yeah!
the like minded patriots
i shagged heratio nelson
dr seuss and the pom bears
spoilt victorian children
Did you even read the thing? It was my first band, aged 13, and we basically just copied rage against the machine because that's what you do at that age.
It wasn't my idea. And I'm not sure where the name came from, though i feel it couldve been worse, the drummer wanted us to be called empty pockets. The rest of the band loved blink 182 and greenday. I was massively obbsessed with Radiohead at the time. We had artistic differences...and we were only 15.
first gig MK band blitz round one, then second was second place in the final! (the competition cant have been up to much i guess) crikey that was time ago
we fucking ruled. one time this girl came to our gig and i'd tried to get off with her at a party and i made her a mixtape but she didnt make me a Funeral For A Friend cdr like she said she would, so i changed all the lyrics to one of our songs to be about her.
formed during my sixth year at high school. we thought we sounded like mclusky, but we actually sounded like a bag of shit warmed up. we played one drunken gig at a girl's birthday party in her back garden. she was hoping for something like maroon 5 and started crying. then we split up over creative differences (wanting to sound shit vs. not wanting to sound shit).
and it was before we are scientists were 'on the scene' i'll have you know! although it only consisted of me and a mate spewing out post punk tomfoolery over a drum machine in his room. it seemed so fun at the time though.
and me and some other friends were going to make a band called six dead babies found in a caravan too, when we were idiotic 15 year olds
we have the myspace url, which the other, more successful big sleep now want. we're not giving it up though, mainly because we're cunts and we got there first. and because every time i see their name a little part of my hearts leaps at the thought that my old band are being reviewed by Pitchfork or some shit.
and ZOMGZ we're listed as a band on DiS and our rating is 4/5! and we got reviewed! ZOMGZ!
a name decided upon by our metaller frontman who'd developed an interest in Buddhist teachings!
We suffered from a serious identity crisis doing covers of Faith No More and RATM but also my own self penned emo numbers which were pretty cringeworthy. Fun times though, I have no regrets!
As in Senator Joseph McCarthy. It was for my Metalcore band. It'd been something I'd wanted to use since reading The Crucible at school when I was 16 and thought I knew about politics and was some sort of pseudo-socialist. I saw what I felt were parallels between McCarthyism and the world as it was then. Two years later I got the chance.
Although, technically, we weren't really a band. We just got together to take the piss out of all the ridiculously pious 14 year olds forming metal bands seemingly at the same time, singing songs about bricks and gravy, and using coffee tins as drums.
were "The Quatermass Experiment" but when I was about 15 me and 2 other members of TQE wrote and recorded some truly shocking stuff, but I don't recall the name.
Edit: I have a sinking feeling it was "1000 Words For Nothing"
was macaroni, we had a song called interstellar cosmos dweller and played our year 6 talent show with spray dyed green hair. I was on "Drums" (one floor tom and a cymbal) and stole the beat from we will rock you.. twas great.
Two boys, one guitar, a programmable keyboard, flower pots for drums and songs about Elton John and Brian Deane. I still have the demo tapes. They're fucking incredible.
because my bandmates refused to let me call us This Is From Matilda. We were 14/15, and a name like that would have made us MASSIVE when emo hit the big time. Maybe.
We had a song with lyrics derived from the scratchings on the run-out of a Lush 7". It was called 'Lick Me I'm A Chocolate Frog' and thinking about it makes me want to die.
than my first attempt at writing a "psychedelic" indie song called 'Kickstart The Freezer', which contained the immortal couplet, "You're carrying a hefty moose/You suck it day by day".
Are there any recordings of 'Lick Me I'm A Chocolate Frog' still in circulation? :-)
The first animal-related lyric I can remember was when me and a friend recorded a song called 'Tiny' under the name Loudspeaker when we were about 16, and pretended that it was a really rare Sub Pop single that we'd found and we'd only play it to another mate of ours on tape as we didn't want to ruin the record by playing it too much. The first line was me shouty-growling 'HE TORE PENGUINS LIMB FROM LIMB'.
We had a song about the teachers at school, including a verse about a PE teacher who had a hole in his heart, 'and now he's nearly dead'. And another about the music teacher who had a nervous breakdown.
Looking back, when we played at the school talent contest it probably wasn't the most sensitive song we could've played. But we were 15 and punk, man.
when I was 12, called Colour Supplement. This may in time be recognised as the actual worst band name of all time.
Then we got into Ned's Atomic Dustbin and formed a band called Alec's Caravan.
Then we formed a Jesus Jones and Steve Vai-inspired indie dance 2-piece called Shampoohorn. This particular stage in my illustrious career bears possibly the least scrutiny when held blinking and squealing beneath the harsh light of logic.
Then it was a Britpop band called Delicacy, where we tried with reasonable success to sound exactly like the Smiths. And we had a cool logo.
we had songs called :
Weeny Commuter
Stalked By Paul Weller
Strictly Beaver and more
we had a drummer called 'big dave' and a kazoo player called Dave Christ.
WE also 'supported' the lost prophets early in their career. (pre-releasing anything)....I say supported...they played in our local tiny (100 max)club and it was pretty empty...., left their instruments on the stage...we jumped up while they were in the 'band room' upstairs, played two songs then got thrown out. Kerrang called our contibution to a compilation cd 'the worst thing i've heard in 12 years of working at this magazine'...glory days
I come up with decent original band names and get turned down, but then the guitarist steals the name of a shit bloc party song and then everyones like wow that's a great name! I despaired
Genre: Blues Post-Punk Funk Rock.
We all had extremely long/big hair and were fronted by a balding 17 year old. We fucking rocked but couldn't gig outside of our town because no one could drive. The band imploded due to personal tensions and University.
The End.
a fictional Thrash Metal band called We Eat Babies. We were so rock and roll, we didnt even actually exist.
My first actual band was called the Camp Seagull Crusade - it was a great name if you went to my school, but otherwise... hmm...
We formed for a one off gig three weeks before a school "talent" show, I'd been playing bass for about a fortnight before that. We wrote an entire set of material in those three weeks, one of which inexplicably featured a sax solo that became the riff from Baker Street. The scary part was, we weren't even a ska band.
Theorum
I was also 15. We spelt it wrong because we were cool.
I have a feeling I might have heard of you guys
whereabouts were you based?
My first ever solo gigs
were as Captain75.
Then later I went for One Sick Puppy.
Then I started using my own name. Then my first (and only) actual band is called Paul Hawkins & Thee Awkward Silences.
gump
we had one song, called ice cream headache.
hahah
i have had so many bad bands with fucking shit names over the last year (14-16)
take your pick:
just bully people, yeah!
the like minded patriots
i shagged heratio nelson
dr seuss and the pom bears
spoilt victorian children
Crav'n
is the least embarrassing one i can remember.
mostly classic rock sort of stuff with a singer like meatloaf, only we were all only about 16.
Melitzer
yeaaaah!
we were fucking ace. we had matt cargill and someone who ended up in catsandcatsandcats.
Only Twice
we weren't bad, hardly brilliant either though.
DISTORTEDDD!
we went on to become Big in Germany (it was our name)
hahah
damn. i was dreaming about distoreddd's arena rock excess in berlin
:D
sorry to disappoint, my man
Eponymous
HAHAHAHA. What a crock of shit.
REM fans by any chance?
Well, Tom was but I wasn't...
I wanted to call us "Lights At Amber" which has some Morrissey link that I've since forgotten. A b-side maybe.
Igloo
On our first gig at a school battle of the bands we covered Mogwai's Xmas Steps.
SOCIAL PROTEST
I was 13 and we all liked rage against the machine. A lot.
Dont tell GG!
^winner by a country mile
man you should'ave seen us
we totally fucked things up, jus' protestin all day n shit
all wearing our anti-Bush badges on our lapels n shit
totally fucking things up you know?
And what's happening now? We're trying to pull out of iraq. Who can you thank for that?
SOCIAL PROTEST
WE PROTEST SOCIALLY
^What a cunt.
Seeing how old you are,
I truly feel bad for saying this.
Sorry.
Haha
Did you even read the thing? It was my first band, aged 13, and we basically just copied rage against the machine because that's what you do at that age.
You're hilarious.
I know
I just feel bad for using such crass and aggressve language against a minor.
Again, I aologise.
No need to patronise my face off, boring man.
Thanks guys, that cheered me up!
:D
how old are you, cliche?
34
Blitz
i didn't realise a band already existed with that name (some 70s punk group from Manchester)
My second band was called Bad Beat Disco. I still think this name is pretty good.
that is
a good name
Metta
I think we're on download.com somewhere still. Red Hot Chilli Peppers/RATM inspired rap rock didn't go down too well in rural Northumberland..
Just Kissed Lilly
It wasn't my idea. And I'm not sure where the name came from, though i feel it couldve been worse, the drummer wanted us to be called empty pockets. The rest of the band loved blink 182 and greenday. I was massively obbsessed with Radiohead at the time. We had artistic differences...and we were only 15.
Minus(i)
first gig MK band blitz round one, then second was second place in the final! (the competition cant have been up to much i guess) crikey that was time ago
Public Display of Affection
We had some great songs:
- Champagne Socialist
- Heroin for the Masses
- How Children Fail
Angsty? Us? Never...
The Melancholy Heroes
Postrock/emocore heroes who practised exactly three times. Singer, guitar/viola, piano, cello, drums. Classic.
POISONED BOXING GLOVE
Get in.
The Crucial Four
The other three all had/have huge egos and they kicked me out.
So it should have been
The Crucial Three (and the dispensible one).
We Are Phallus
The name somehow related to I Am Kloot, don't remember how. Strange, since I never cared a jot for I Am Kloot.
Me neither, they were crap.
The Identikit
www.myspace.com/theidentikit
we fucking ruled. one time this girl came to our gig and i'd tried to get off with her at a party and i made her a mixtape but she didnt make me a Funeral For A Friend cdr like she said she would, so i changed all the lyrics to one of our songs to be about her.
(started when i was 14
split when i went to uni)
I take it the myspace site
was constructed 'post split'?
yeah
back when we were together, the idea of having stuff to listen to on the internet seemed incredible, and only for massive bands or something
Yeah, it was an awesome feeling
when we (my band at the time) got our myspace address.
I love this.
It's exactly what I would have done if I was brave enough to talk to girls.
Speed Weed
about fifteen years ago. We did a pretty not bad version of Sonic Youth's Dirty Boots and that was about it.
The Lightning Kittens
actually that's a lie, it was just a joke side project to our actual band, but i wanted to get that one out there as explanation for my username
Oddly enough, I was in another band called plasmahounds.
www.myspace.com/plasmahounds
japanese girls
formed during my sixth year at high school. we thought we sounded like mclusky, but we actually sounded like a bag of shit warmed up. we played one drunken gig at a girl's birthday party in her back garden. she was hoping for something like maroon 5 and started crying. then we split up over creative differences (wanting to sound shit vs. not wanting to sound shit).
i still might use that name for a future band.
RAZE
Girls For Sale
later called 'Walk Walk Walk Walk Run'
this is science
and it was before we are scientists were 'on the scene' i'll have you know! although it only consisted of me and a mate spewing out post punk tomfoolery over a drum machine in his room. it seemed so fun at the time though.
and me and some other friends were going to make a band called six dead babies found in a caravan too, when we were idiotic 15 year olds
thebigsleep
i miss being in a band. :(
we have the myspace url, which the other, more successful big sleep now want. we're not giving it up though, mainly because we're cunts and we got there first. and because every time i see their name a little part of my hearts leaps at the thought that my old band are being reviewed by Pitchfork or some shit.
and ZOMGZ we're listed as a band on DiS and our rating is 4/5! and we got reviewed! ZOMGZ!
www.myspace.com/thebigsleep
.
Saw you guys at Backline a few years ago.
Samsara
a name decided upon by our metaller frontman who'd developed an interest in Buddhist teachings!
We suffered from a serious identity crisis doing covers of Faith No More and RATM but also my own self penned emo numbers which were pretty cringeworthy. Fun times though, I have no regrets!
The McCarthy Era
As in Senator Joseph McCarthy. It was for my Metalcore band. It'd been something I'd wanted to use since reading The Crucible at school when I was 16 and thought I knew about politics and was some sort of pseudo-socialist. I saw what I felt were parallels between McCarthyism and the world as it was then. Two years later I got the chance.
I intend to use it again.
Broken Heart Machines
.
malcolm powder
it wasn't really a band.
my first actual gigging band was called rabid dog. it's a super furry animals b side. we sounded like a bad sfa.
Like Athelete then :D
C.A.T.S.
i was about six. i played "drums", i.e. all the cushions i could find arranged in a circle.
All your base?
Man, you were a nerdy six-year-old.
.....awesome!
Standard Form
Although, technically, we weren't really a band. We just got together to take the piss out of all the ridiculously pious 14 year olds forming metal bands seemingly at the same time, singing songs about bricks and gravy, and using coffee tins as drums.
First Proper Band
were "The Quatermass Experiment" but when I was about 15 me and 2 other members of TQE wrote and recorded some truly shocking stuff, but I don't recall the name.
Edit: I have a sinking feeling it was "1000 Words For Nothing"
skolarz
it lasted 3 weeks
firsat ever...
was macaroni, we had a song called interstellar cosmos dweller and played our year 6 talent show with spray dyed green hair. I was on "Drums" (one floor tom and a cymbal) and stole the beat from we will rock you.. twas great.
First proper band were "Uproar" which swiftly became "Cathode-Ray Mission"
www.Myspace.com/CathodeRayMission
The Pitch Invasion
Two boys, one guitar, a programmable keyboard, flower pots for drums and songs about Elton John and Brian Deane. I still have the demo tapes. They're fucking incredible.
We split before we ever played live
because my bandmates refused to let me call us This Is From Matilda. We were 14/15, and a name like that would have made us MASSIVE when emo hit the big time. Maybe.
Emkus
i was against this name. i was right.
We were named after a Sunny Day Real Estate song
but i forget which one.
We were shit and i got kicked out because i wouldnt go out with the drummer
Good thread
We had a great name:
GIRTH
We elongated the 'H' for the logo too, awesome times!
my first band was called Mechanically Separated
haha! i was 16.. or 17. we had two practices.
The Less Deceived
after the larkin book.
Then everyone else disagreed and made us change it to Converse after the trainers.
Sellafield Sprout Experiment
We didn't have a name I don't think
We had a song with lyrics derived from the scratchings on the run-out of a Lush 7". It was called 'Lick Me I'm A Chocolate Frog' and thinking about it makes me want to die.
Brilliant.
Possibly even better
than my first attempt at writing a "psychedelic" indie song called 'Kickstart The Freezer', which contained the immortal couplet, "You're carrying a hefty moose/You suck it day by day".
Are there any recordings of 'Lick Me I'm A Chocolate Frog' still in circulation? :-)
Haha
The first animal-related lyric I can remember was when me and a friend recorded a song called 'Tiny' under the name Loudspeaker when we were about 16, and pretended that it was a really rare Sub Pop single that we'd found and we'd only play it to another mate of ours on tape as we didn't want to ruin the record by playing it too much. The first line was me shouty-growling 'HE TORE PENGUINS LIMB FROM LIMB'.
I had to leave the office...
because I couldn't stop laughing at that :-)
S CLUB SATAN
THEN PROJEKT 27
THEN THE FRACAS......
THEN FISH CLOCK.
BIG UP THE TIME SHARK MASSIVE
MICROSPROUT
We had a song about the teachers at school, including a verse about a PE teacher who had a hole in his heart, 'and now he's nearly dead'. And another about the music teacher who had a nervous breakdown.
Looking back, when we played at the school talent contest it probably wasn't the most sensitive song we could've played. But we were 15 and punk, man.
I was in an Eric Clapton covers band
when I was 12, called Colour Supplement. This may in time be recognised as the actual worst band name of all time.
Then we got into Ned's Atomic Dustbin and formed a band called Alec's Caravan.
Then we formed a Jesus Jones and Steve Vai-inspired indie dance 2-piece called Shampoohorn. This particular stage in my illustrious career bears possibly the least scrutiny when held blinking and squealing beneath the harsh light of logic.
Then it was a Britpop band called Delicacy, where we tried with reasonable success to sound exactly like the Smiths. And we had a cool logo.
Laminator
we had songs called :
Weeny Commuter
Stalked By Paul Weller
Strictly Beaver and more
we had a drummer called 'big dave' and a kazoo player called Dave Christ.
WE also 'supported' the lost prophets early in their career. (pre-releasing anything)....I say supported...they played in our local tiny (100 max)club and it was pretty empty...., left their instruments on the stage...we jumped up while they were in the 'band room' upstairs, played two songs then got thrown out. Kerrang called our contibution to a compilation cd 'the worst thing i've heard in 12 years of working at this magazine'...glory days
colour supplement
:D:D:D:D:D
The Andromeda Strain
From the age of 16-20. How we lasted that long I don't know.
The Little Thoughts
I come up with decent original band names and get turned down, but then the guitarist steals the name of a shit bloc party song and then everyones like wow that's a great name! I despaired
Thankfully we're changing it soon
Thread of the week!!!
The Wooley Hats
I believe it was 1995.
Kojack and the Longhairs
Genre: Blues Post-Punk Funk Rock.
We all had extremely long/big hair and were fronted by a balding 17 year old. We fucking rocked but couldn't gig outside of our town because no one could drive. The band imploded due to personal tensions and University.
The End.
I'm gonna have to find the demo now...
My first were
a fictional Thrash Metal band called We Eat Babies. We were so rock and roll, we didnt even actually exist.
My first actual band was called the Camp Seagull Crusade - it was a great name if you went to my school, but otherwise... hmm...
We formed for a one off gig three weeks before a school "talent" show, I'd been playing bass for about a fortnight before that. We wrote an entire set of material in those three weeks, one of which inexplicably featured a sax solo that became the riff from Baker Street. The scary part was, we weren't even a ska band.