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who's the ugliest coont in rock?

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by explosionsunderwater

i'm thinking the magic numbers are probably the filthiest looking of all the bands, in terms of full blanket ugliness. but im sure some bastards can top even that. probably metal bands.
meg white circa white blood cells, (not circa new sex tape(mmmm))
rob trujillo perhaps
lou reed maybe?
the whole of the arcade fire?

suggestions pls

explosionsunderwater | 19 Mar '08, 10:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

winner


ha!

yes! i hate hate HATE that fat git


100% win.

though Shane MacGowan is a close second.


Tom Clarke

Request to end thread?


Assuming that's the Enemy kid

then yeah, him.


This thread was made for Shane McGowan.

Surely there is no uglier man in music?


^This wins

Hard to think of many that compete in any field.


So glad...

I noticed the "t" at the end of that word.


i dont kjnow his name

but the cock from the enemy?surely?hes well fugly


Pedant:

Use Google? It is Tom Clarke. See above?

In anycase, this^ :D


that

is disgusting.

I still vote fatty from Bowlin For Soup but this dude is definitely high


seconds

on the enemy guy, obviously.
thom yorke is pretty disgusting too, especially in no surprises. and all of the band in that headcam vid.

and also chad "ugly" kroeger


You're right

It's what's inside that counts.

P.s. Second that vote for Chad 'Ugly Jesus' Kroeger!


it is whats inside that 'counts'

but its still fun to make fun of ridiculously ugly people like the poor sods in this thread.
i had completely forgotten about shaun ryder. who incidentally can be entirely made fun of since im pretty sure his fast aesthetic decline can be blamed mainly on his constant diet of pills and spirits.


that twat

from the enemy for sure, closely followed by shane mcgowan.


third for chaddy kroeger

who looks like he vomited and didn't wipe his chin, disgusting.

Why has Beth Ditto not mentioned a rating? A face only a mother could love, from 100 yards away...


Has to be that spod from the Enemy

shows what inbreeding and a diet of kebabs and coal will do to you.


Agreed

He looks like an even more drug ravaged version of Mark E Smith crossed with a ferret crossed with a special needs version of Paul Weller.


Beth Ditto

Bowling For Soup fatty

Shane McGowan

The ugly dude from The Enemy

Shaun Ryder

all agreed.


the guy from the kills

mainly because of the gulf in beauty between him and kate moss


My vote is for

Johnny 'Gormless' Borrell. He's not only a gormless ugly cuntbag physically speaking, but absolutely everything else about him is vile and repellent too.


sorry to bear the bad news

but you wasted a wank on someone else cos it wasnt Meg White in that vid!


explain


Oh

Oh god.
Oh god no.


Agreed on Beth Ditto

but also, Devin Townsend.


Dino Cazares

& Stuart Cable


Elbow

All of em are pretty grim looking, great band though.


simple one...

The enemy guy, maybe one day he'll hit the crack pipe and reach a new peak in his good looks.


Something amost interesting

is, Bowling For Soup possibly aside, these are by and large all people who've sold more records than the people who tend to get named in Sexiest Singers threads.


Not anywhere near true

does not require any more response.


nickleback

chad thingy


he is ugly

but that hero song for spiderman was awesome :D


Re: Nickleback Chad Bloke

Kerrang magazine once voted him the most ugliest man in rock that year. he wasn't amused, he camped out on their doorstep threatening to beat the shit out of the editor (who was ushered out the back door) evading what might have been a serious pasting.


Mortis

or GG Alin......although maybe it wasnt uglyness, just the fact that he was covered in his own excrement


:(

I've been told a few times that I look like him.


HOT CHIP

All of them.
Proof:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42054000/jpg/_42054692_mercury_hotchip_pa.jpg

http://www.musicremedy.com/webfiles/artists/HotChip/HotChip-04-big.jpg

The portly ginger fella on the right looks like a garden gnome that melted a bit in the sun.


sweet jayzus

its horrible


which one

has got hideously overweight recently then? you cant see him in the first one?


haha

one of them looks like david walliams with a tasche!


Franz Ferdinand

Especially the drummer


RESULTS ARE IN

since im going home from work now. the top 5 from this list is..........
5. chad kroeger
4. shane mcgowan
3. bowling for soup fat git
2. shaun ryder
and at number one.... obviously!!

1. the hated 'tom clarke'

i hope this is satisfactory


Nope

Because where's Jackie McKeown?


To all you saying "Shane mcgowan"

He's obviously so cool that his ugliness becomes cool and therefore NOT UGLY


Agreed

About Shane MacGowan ^^^

And in response to the very first post - Lou Reed isn't ugly!

Guy from The Enemy clearly wins and the quality (or rather LACK of quality) of his music only adds to his repugnant being


Hmm

maybe Tiny from Ultrasound? As for rough bands, I seem to remember the Bravery being as ugly as hell..


The singer from

The Bravery was quite fit! Shame about the music


Whatsisname?

What about the singer from The Feeling?

The twat looks like the unholy offspring of adolf hitler and a rat.

Or there is always P Diddy and his "can't close my mouth" good looks. Or Roisin Murphy, or Jay Z, or Robbie "downs syndrome" Williams.


Trash Fashion?

Anyone mentioned these yet?


I'm

not sure of their names, but some of them from the pigeon detectives?


Singer from...

Les Savy Fav, forsure, he's FILTHY but awesome, all at the same time.


Amy Wankhouse - Eat some food!!

Pete Dickerty - fuckin ell, how DOES that talentless piss ant pull all those models? Rohypnol?!