Oh, self-indulgent posts, how I loathe thee. But frankly my dears, this morning I don't give a damn.
1. It's my last day in this job
2. I'm seeing my most favouritist band of EVER tonight, accompanied by a fine, fine gentleman
3. I've got five days off to relax after this afternoon
4. My flatmate forgot to buy a train ticket this morning and got fined, which is always funny
5. Although my flatmate did make me giggle this morning by leaving a post-it note by the kettle that I saw first thing that said "Your new job is a well known cover for the Militant Gay Right, so look forward to your last day of not being anally raped".
6. I had a great evening in the local last night and got a bit drunk but woke up without a hangover
7. My work colleague has just gone to McDonald's to get the breakfasts in
8. I saw a woodpecker on the trees by the train station this morning
9. I'm going to the pub at lunchtime
10. The really cute Asian sixth-former who gets on the train was properly eyeing my up this morning. Result.
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE DAY EVER. Share with my good news, so you can cheer me up even more.
She was eyeing up your what?!
Massive LOL at 4.
MY BULGING PACKAGE.
And my sexy face.
You sound like the opposite of my postman
I BITE THE DOG.
Quick Royter!
Someone posted the magic words!
Where is he? You seem lost without him.
Hang on...this isn't the Lispter's social board...
What do YOU think of the 'Hard Candy' cover?
http://www.thelipster.com/articles/3056196
Nothing really
I'm too busy with the real issues, like the lack of female film critics in modern society
WELL DONE SJP
Truly excellent work
http://www.thelipster.com/articles/3064427
^Actually laughing
That is good =)
Mine also (but to a lesser extent)
1. I got a letter saying i have an interview for the post grad i applied for
2. I bought Sainsbury's hot cross buns this morning and have 2 left in my bag
3. It's holiday time after today
4. I'm being paid alot extra to do a little overtime later
5. I don't have rabies
Ooh, I forgot my lack of rabies
Excellent work!
I have 11 days off after today
that's pretty good. And I'm going to play snooker at lunch and drink beer tonight. A thoroughly 8 out of 10 day.
Cracking work Matthew, cracking work.
You deserve a lucky break like that!!!1111!
In fact, today should be pretty good
1. No manager in and an empty office means early escape
2. Dinner with some of my bestest friends tonight
3. Back to the parents for the weekend, which means being waited on
ah good for you
i don't have loads of good news except:
- four day weekend starting at 5.15pm tonight!
- then only a four day week next week and a week off the week after
- i have got the neon neon album to listen to when i get home
- my troll thread is still going, which makes me lol.
I have a 114 hour weekend
and it's going to be really good!
i only have a 4 day weekend
but im in a fucking good mood today :D
i meant only
as in your day is awesome bamos
and mine
not so
but still fun
yeah im in a good mood
Yours is good!
Celebrate! I pass happy vibes to all, like a hippy conduit.
3 words!!
Four
Day
Weekend
Word!
I'm not a happy bunny today actually.
1) I may have 4 days off after today but I have nothing planned, I'd rather have 4 days off next weekend because my friends will be around for their easter breaks.
2) I'm a little worried that I don't have enough money for all my upcoming expenses.
3) I haven't been to see my friend in Leeds for ages and it's getting me down. I can't really afford to see him at the moment.
4) I'm going to Poland in April but I'm not really sure I even want to go, I think I'd rather take a week off and see my friend in the above point. (This is the main reason I'm lacking in available funds).
5) Chelsea threw away the lead on 3 occasions to draw 4-4 with Tottenham and possibly wreck our chances of winning the league this season.
6) There are other reasons which are harder to explain, so I'm not going to bother.
6) ---->
a quick injection and some cream will clear it all up, i shouldn't let it get you down =p
(and Warsaw is amazing, you'll have fun)
A quick injection of some cream?
SEXY NURSE.
I'm with you on 1, 2 and 3
I was planning to be in a mood today
but I'm willing to reschedule for your sake.
You best get on the phone to Tampax then
Just to let them know
That'd be spiffing, cheers
Or, as the Lispster would say, thpiffing.
Bamos
2 : ??? Not Carter???...shame on you ;)
I've got my tickets for November. THIS ALSO MAKES ME HAPPY :)
:)......and me!
another Carter meet up is in order I think!
I feel good today as well
1) My daughter was really smiling at me this morning - always makes me melt.
2) It was a cold crisp morning, I love those.
3) There was no beauty school fuckheads on the bus this morning so it doesn't matter that my ipod is broked.
4) I'm having a harvester earlybird tomorrow afternoon.
5) I've hidden the controller for the heating in the office which means that I won't actually roast this afternoon.
6) £100k of unexpected money came in this morning. Wahoo!
7) Long weekend ending up with the Middx Senior Cup Final on Monday Evening. Hampton & Richmond Borough v Hendon. C'mon you Greens!
Are you going to Hampton then?
Lovely place, as you're aware. Give them my regards.
(also, congratulations on playing in both the Middlesex AND London Senior Cups. You greedy fuckers)
It's at Uxbridge
The final's
at Uxbridge's ground, which will be a new one for me. I will pass on your regards though through chant. I can't see us winning this one, we haven't beaten them in about 100 years. We've got every chance in the London Senior Cup Final though - Fisher did us a favour by losing 1-0 to Tooting. Beep beep!
100k?!?!?!
Lend us a tenner
Work money
not my money unfortunately :(
whats your new job eh?
i am pleased today.
1. weather looks nicer!
2. new silver jews album!
3. got unblocked from facebook again!
4. four day weekend with chocolate!
5. fish and chips for lunch.
Another magazine, all up in the Angel area
WIN.
luvly
well done
Angel?..mint,
beers soon then Bamos?
- - -
1) Someone at work is leaving, which means I might become SENIOR ACCOUNT MANAGER
2) I have four days without work after today
3) My Chameleons CD finally arrived in the post this morning and it sounds great
4) I'm wearing a shirt that makes me look like I'm from Seattle c.1992
5) I thought we'd run out of Marmite, but when I looked in the cupboard this morning there was a new jar!!!!1
4) World's Least Surprising sentence?
Well
Good:
1) 4 day weekend
2) I'm going to drink until I go blind tonight
3) I'm going to the Valley tomorrow for Charlton vs West Brom
4) Arsenal WILL beat Chelsea on Sunday
5) It's Easter! Time to rejoice!
Bad:
1) I really shouldn't have gone to see Casiotone for the Painfully alone last night.
Where are you drinking?
I might be in the mood after the 'wamba. I might not though.
He'll drink a lager drink!
He'll drink a whisky drink!
Watch it, I'm a TOUCH SENSITIVE
then he'll suffer from
short term memory loss, i expect
but probably be
happy despite it all
due to his pocket
full of Pictures of Starving Children Sell Records, Agit Prop, 1986
You can't use Wikipedia to try and mock me, you scummer
That's NOT ON.
foiled again
Because if he gets knocked down...
Unless he gets really pissed and gets lost
and has to spend the night in ugly houses.
That doesn't work.
LIKE THE STRIKING DOCKERS.
:D
You're good at this, you should give the others lessons.
Erm
I'm not 100% sure yet. I'm meeting Tom this evening. I think we are starting in our local before heading central. I will be an utter state.
i'll probably text you at some point
have a meeting after work but i'd like to do something.
Coolio
lets make up for last week.
LET'S GO TO THE ROXY
Tom
wants to go to MOONLIGHTING
he's fucking insane.
Haha
I would actually far prefer to go to the Roxy.
Why not?
Was he shit?
Oh no
he was great, just utterly heartbreaking.
Awww
I was flyering outside but had to leave at 11:15 to get the train and he hadnt bloody finished :(
I was wondering
why I didn't see you outside. There were tears, and I'm not ashamed to admit that.
I Love Credence Clearwater?
That one always gets me
Did he do
the stripped down version of Holly Hobby? I nearly welled up when he did that at Bush Hall
That was incredible
The German sounding guy in the trilby shouting over the top of it less so
I must admit
I'm not overly familiar with his stuff, I've just heard bits and pieces here and there, but he did a song where all he sung was, 'some things are better left unsaid' which reduced me to a blubbering wreck.
That's "Love Connection"
which is a cover of a Parenthetical Girls song but I actually prefer his version.
I wish you hadn't of told me that
now I'm going to have to find it, download it, and listen to it constantly.
his version is on Etiquette
with a super great album and you should get it.
i kinda wish i'd gone to see him but he sucked so much when i saw him before i really didn't want to risk it again.
if it helps
i left after 4 songs cos i thought he was ass.
1) the fall tonight
Not massively happy but
It is a 4 day weekend
The Music is My Boyfriend all-dayer on Sunday is going to SLAY! I just really hope people turn up.
I forgot I'm going to theatre on Saturday. w00t!
I dispute you're going with a 'fine, fine gentleman'. I've met Joe.
:D
Not the BEST day ever
but should be a pretty good one:
1). Someone brought in LOADS of hotcross buns AND butter.
2). Friend coming over for dinner tonight, gonna get drunk.
3). That Thursday/Friday feeling (brink of a 4 day weekend).
4). Good hair day.
I'm going to send you a PM. Then it'll be the best day EVER.
you were right
improved 100,000,000X
i just bought a Latitude ticket
works for me.
I'm tempted by that. Very tempted.
I want to go
but I'm saving my pennies to get a Reading ticket :(
my plan for that
is just to go on the sunday and stay overnight for some campsite fun.
I'm so torn
All the bands I actually want to see will probably be on the Sunday, but I want to go for the weekend to catch up with old friends. I need more money.
Christ almighty
I have to go to that.
I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO want to go
I've just got a credit card extension, but I probably shouldn't piss it all away on festival tickets just yet
looks good
but i wanna free ticket again :(
£130 seems a lot
Tomorrow will be better
as it will be the start of a 2 and a half week vacation of sorts. But today the following has made me happy:
1. My mom is sending me money as an Easter present today!
2. I found out it might snow this weekend
3. http://tinyurl.com/3do5ao
Today is a bit dull
Waking up alone is never a good start.
On the other hand, after today I'm not back at work til Wednesday.
It's quiet in the office so I'm going to draw some lego men.
I have a Minus album in the post.
There's lots of bacon in the fridge at home.
I've uploaded loads more stuff onto my mp3 player so I can listen to some ROCK if people at work get annoying.