Slowly does it. The idea for having this intimate evening together is for the two of you to just revel in the presence of each other. It would make the two of you remember just why you fell in love with each other in the first place. Hold hands and look at each other in the eye. Do some slow dancing just to enjoy the feel of your partner’s body close to your own.

Romantic Ideas Make a little loving gesture every day for one full year.
Cuddle on the sofa and watch a movie.
Take a bubble bath together.
Walk on the beach in the moonlight.
Put a note in a romance novel saying, "The story is great but our own love story is the best".
Put a single red rose on the seat of your lover's car before they go to work.
Send your lover a virtual postcard at least once a week.
Get every book ever written by your loved one's favorite author.
Get every movie starring your lovers favorite actor.
Keep twenty pounds of your lovers favorite candy on hand.
Take her to see the movie Titanic fifteen times.
Make love to him/her every night until he/she asks you to stop.
Give him/her twelve dozen roses on all their special days.
Compose a list: "101 Reasons Why You're the Greatest" Write each reason on a separate square of paper. Wrap them in a fancy gift box.
Sprinkle perfume on to light bulb. When light is turned on the scent of the perfume will fill the room.
Relax with a glass of white wine.
Listen to a romantic audio tape, fix a cup of hot flavored tea, and light two candles.
Keep a journal of your romantic fantasies. Share it with your soul mate.
Buy a bunch of fish at a pet store. It doesn't matter what kind. Leave it for your lover with a note saying " Out of all the fish in the sea, you are the one for me".
Take a picture of yourself in the most sexy outfit possible. Hide in a secret spot in your house and leave him or her clues on how to get there. Watch the sparks fly!
Put a blindfold on your lover and drive them to a place where you have a blanket, candles, strawberries, sparkling drinks, and a rose. Park the car and take off the blindfold while you read a poem you have written for them.
While your lover is in the shower, or bath, put their bath towel in a hot dryer for a few minutes. Greet them when they get out of the shower with the toasty towel.
Pull the bag out of your lovers breakfast cereal box and slit a small hole in it. Insert a love note. Tape up the bag and return it to the box. What a way to start the day!
Write a list of 50 or more things you like or love about your sweetheart.
Unplug the TV set. Put a note on the screen saying, "Turn Me on Instead".
Play "hide-and-seek" in the rain. It's fun and VERY sensual!

i think she has a Pontiac Firebird, which i gather is pretty badass.

*reconsiders* - nope it still sounds stupid.

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only lasts 6 months and you're not allowed to work during that time.

for Americans to just move here, of course ;)