at the pleasance theatre.
He did 100 minutes, and was hitting on two girls in the front row. and afterwards, i saw him getting their number for a threesome no doubt...
He was very funny,but i wish i could steal his sexual confidence. Or at least borrow it for a while...
Hmm.
I also wonder how many times he's had to visit the clap clinic in his lifetime.
I can't see the attraction, personally. Just seems like a not very attractive nob to me.
thats a part of the act
He did that at the Tabard, it keeps the image going. Did he say oh I need a piss then piss in a Pint glass? as well>
Classy too, eh?
Quite the charmer. Sound about as funny as Jim Davidson to me!
nah, didn't do that one...
He did grind the ladies in question. And made a very dodgy, if very funny, joke about that Shannon girl that ent missing. though he was a little perturbed when he found out that she was 9 and not 20 like he thought...
^ this
i just don't get why people like him. at all.
watch re:brand nazi boy on youtube
thats one of the many reasons i like him
Seconded
http://tinyurl.com/3axzuz
Thirded
it's the best thing he's done
ha ha ha
The BNP looks like Tom Clark from the Enemy with less hair.
it makes brand look worse than them
Louis Theroux would've done i better job!
i heart Louis. xxx
Yeah he's genuinely brilliant
everyone always says they don't fancy him, but he gets laid pretty much every day off a new stranger, so he's got to be doing something right.
And he was managing that before he was famous.
Plus
he did a load of weird stuff before he was famous that people who are too cool to like him can't admit to not liking
http://uk.youtube.com/user/PinPineryy
comme ca
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4vaFf-6WQeU
...
Sleeping with stupid fucknut fashion whores?
yep
all the time!
its not a gig
its an unfunny man talking at you and you paid
Kinda like what phoning up the jamie summers sex line is like?
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN
:D
but still fail
Sexual confidence????
You think he doesn't go home every night and weep uncontrollably into his giant pillow? Stupid, stupid little girls sleep with him because he is famous, not because of any sexual magnetism. He looks like an EXACT cross between Edward Scissorhands and Rocky Dennis from the film Mask. In 10 years time he'll have thrown himself under a bus. All the cockney swagger and shouting crap jokes at people wont be enough to save him.
^ bitter
^ 2/10
I tried.
Actually, no I didn't.
*Gives ChrisJabe a little biscuit*
Is this pavlovian conditioning?
Not at all
*Pats ChrisJabe on head*
It never is....
I'll take my business elsewhere.
i am a male
and i can see hes actually pretty good looking and obviously has a lot of charm. Its not really surprising he shags someone different every night.
oh, russell brand?
he's really funny. he's meant to be a comedian isn't he? well, he's quite good at it eh? i'd go so far as to say his tabloid / sex-based behaviour is irrelevant...wouldn't you?
i'm not some rabid defender of his but witless cocks who judge him on what's written about him in the red-tops can really fuck off.
...
Do you not think it more likely that they're judging him on his near ubiquitousness on the telly?
I for one, am judging him off several performances on that Big Brother show he had, his short-lived solo comedy sure, several stand-up spots and some extracts of his 'auto'biography.
All of which lead me to believe that he is about as funny as Dunblane and that everyone who has any good words to say about him are twats.
But that's just me. I don't read tabloids.
yes, but
is he happy? i mean REALLY happy?
oh, he is? oh.
seriously though i think his brand (no pun intended) of humour doesn't really work - because he's good at pulling, there's no pathos. you never feel sympathy or any kind of bonding with him because he doesn't even have to try - he's famous, so gets the girl.
turning up for work as osama is quite funny though. smacked up, probably not as funny.
Well I think hes funny
and charming and irreverant and I definately would
*irrelavent...
*irrelevant
yup
thanks :)
I like Jerry Sadowitz's take on him
...
Explain.
nothing insightful or witty
just an endless stream of "what a fucking cunt" etc. with a few more observations about what a complete cunt he is.
I love Jerry's bitterness towards more successful and infinitessimally less talented individuals.