'Le pont est pres d'ici'
'J'aime joue le babyfoot'

here we fucking go"

More of a chant than a phrase and probably specific to Glasgow/Scotland but it really fucks my shit up. I cant stand it.

Kosher being used to describe anything that isn't kosher meat

"step up to the plate"
"going forward"

horrible thoughtless cliches, the lot of them

"Yeah, no..."

Or the following exchange...

"Are you OK?"
Fine
"Sure?"
Yes
"You sound a bit tense"
OHGODIAMFINEPLEASEFUCKOFF!

Or variations on "I'm not a cunt but here's my cunt's opinion anyway"

instead of call/email/go see.

Last time my boss said this, I pinched him. He tried to kick me in return but I was too quick. We have a beautiful relationship there.

which is used everyday in my office. No wonder I dream of going on a killing spree.

karma an expression? but i hate ot anyway. it brings a whole sense of mis direction towards people and make them do stupid things like make a tv program such as "my name is earl"!

"D'you know what I mean like?"
"In fairness though" <---- I use this all the time :(

for saying "fair enough" or "to be fair".

I'm sorry to anyone who gets offended. I cant help it, to be fair.

the way in which this is asked tells a lot of the question which is coming.
I tentatively answer "yeeeeah-ish, why?" and then they say "oh well there is a massive avacado and cake eating contest in which we'd like you to represent us. but if you're busy then we allocate the role to the skinny runner bean with an eating disorder"

"to be fair"
"know what I mean"
"get what I'm saying"
"to be honest"

There are plenty of other ones that annoy me more but these are the ones I say.

"Pull your finger out" was orignally a Naval saying. Once someone had stuffed the gunpowder into the canon they were told to "pull your finger out" before it was fired.

Repeat after every third sentence.

It makes hot girls unattractive.

'battle it out'

It's awful and makes me want to puke a little when I hear it.

It always makes me think of someone literally having their eyes peeled with a potato peeler.

'Is it?' because I have a terrible habit of saying it.

'Oh snap' because it just sounds stuoid.

particularly when it's said about 8 years after the phrase was last used.

"Providing value" really annoys me at work, as it just reiterates how money is the single deciding factor in most decisions.

No you're not being funny, cos you are a cunt, and you are a cunt because you put "im not being funny" before everything say even though the chance of anything funny coming out of your mouth being funny is nearing Zero. Cock off.

"im not being smutty but..."
"folks, can i remind you that..."
"i know this is really analy retentive of me, but..." - a lot
"you'll probably kill me for saying this, but..."
"i know i've said this before, but..."
and he calls the internet "tinternet"

it really gets on my tits.

i don't get it. it doesn't even make sense.

e.g. thought it would be fun like.

especially if they arent northern

is in a very exciting place at the moment"

"and its all thanks to you guys"

I say this FAR too much and it fucking annoys me. :(

that I don't particularly like are along the lines of

'this thread makes me want to die' or 'i want this band to die' or simply 'die' as a reply.

It just seems especially juvenile and petulant and I've never seen it used in an amusing context.

JESUSCHRISTJUSTTHINKOFANEWANALOGYFORFUCKSSAKEITCANTBETHATHARD!

when said in responce to anything

although i just as guilty as others...

particularly...if i eat my lunch at my desk, at work, then i get a lot of 'i know you are at lunch, but...' followed by a tirade of work related questions. that is utter bum.

or

'another day, another dollar...'

or

'in a nutshell'

or

'at least it's friday, eh?'

or

'good morning'

'hanging'
'chillaxing'

GRRRRR million rage.

fuck off

it's supposed to mean 'so new and amazing it's more cutting edge than cutting edge'. But it annoys me because 'cutting' is active and 'bleeding' is passive, so it kind of means the opposite. Grr.

Its active, but pro.

or when people slip other french words/phrases into conversation when speaking english.

look on the bright side and there's another one...mother used them one after the other last night STOP TALKING IN CLICHES!!!!!!!!

'I was on it last night'.
In fact, any phrase that people use to describe the fact they were just drunk annoys me no end.

Really fucks me off, that one.