There always seems to be a lot of anti -NME rhetoric on this site - the music they review is shit etc - but it seems to me that most of the bands reviewed in nme are reviewed on here as well - and pitchfork for that matter.
There always seems to be a lot of anti -NME rhetoric on this site - the music they review is shit etc - but it seems to me that most of the bands reviewed in nme are reviewed on here as well - and pitchfork for that matter.
HE'S CRACKED THE CODE
NME is....
a tired old salty rag that should have called it quits 10 years ago
still bitter about the death of melody maker?
i'm.....
...still bitter about the loss of Sounds! it had an achieveable crossword in it!
grrr.... wednesdays will never be the same again. THREE weeklies to soak in the bath with. :oD
in fairness
people have been saying this since NME was 10 years old
RUN!
More to it than the reviews
wow
ive never thought about it that way before.
this bombshell will surely affect the way we live our lives from now on.
after this....who even am i anymore?
I like the way...
you refer to your opinion as everyones.
I like the way
he doesn't.
I like the way
you move
I like the way
You say too much
I like Chinese
I like big butts
and further to that point - i cannot lie
i was
just being very sarcastic. which i reaaaaaaaaaaally like to do
Think of NME as High School.
All those new bands and getting excited about finding out about wanking etc.
Think of DiS as University and Office Work.
Business like and cool, indie bands that are new and critically successful etc.
Essentially, graduate from NME to DiS. Then to Q, then to DEATH.
Q IS death.
Point = Good.
Made = Well.
Fuck
office work.
.
does this make WORD and MOJO some kind of afterlife?
Nah
They're for the landed gentry...
^hahaha
made me do a laugh
I think the point is possibly that
You can write about any given band very well or very badly. So, for instance, the NME might write a 40 word review of a new band that was merely a vague genre description contained in a cliched metaphor, ending in a pun... a better magazine or website might do an in depth interview and write something intelligent and interesting... and they wouldn't feel the need to bury it under mounds of sub britpop boybands in order to please their 'demographic'?
^5
i was just going to say the NME is shit but well put
The reviews are the only "good" part
I use the term "good" loosely (when compared to the rest of the magazine content)
Its the shitty features, the terrible writing, pages of wanky advertising, the cock sucking of a number of well "past it" acts, the championing of shitty scenester bands, the dropping of said scenester acts when they are actually revealed to be beyond crap
I used to buy the NME
you just move on that's all. I don't read the reviews on here. You just move on.
VALIDATE ME VALIDATE ME
I used to buy NME religiously
but I still didn't like what it featured mostly, it was just an alternative to what my friends read.
Oh, how things have changed.
I think a lot of NME criticisms
are valid, but I still read it because it still conatins a lot of stuff I'm interested in - some the features especially have been good recently, and their design is often really nice. James McMahon (features ed.) sometimes crops up on here - perhaps he'll leap to his employer's defense?
The last time I picked it up
I couldn't stand the design, I thought lot of it was horribly cluttered, and the photography isn't great compared to other music magazines. But I'm not the target demographic.
James McMahon (formerly Jam)
started out at DiS. fact.
Not really.
He was doing (brilliant) zines for years.
this reply
makes me chuckle
Don't look at the common points
look at the differences...
PLEASE
stop fighting. You have brought a tear, to the eye, of my dick.
laughed so hard
but don't know why
I believe it was the commas
Differences?
NME are a bunch of over-paid, coke-snorting fiends and DiS are a bunch of humourless, girlfriendless, tea-drinking geeks.
To be fair
I don't get the impression that they're terribly well paid.
Exactly !
Big Differences !!!!!!
yes thats it
i met someone who writes for ther nme and he was a wanker. used his influence to spread rumours and gossip and praise about his band yo chomsky, but thankfully they dissolved cos they were shit,. and the publicity got them nowhere!
Haha
I score 1/5...
Not true
I don't have a girlfriend either.
McMahon x
nah
they're badly paid, just like all music journalists.
indeed
although they haven't reviewed the Youthmovies album [sadface]
that's because you're so alike
that their professional ethics forced them no to review it and give it a 10 !
They did
A couple of weeks ago. Gave it 7/10.
Youthmovies!!
indie math progcore!!!!
HYPE
Anyone remember when they called MMISL twistcore?
I lold so hard.
i swear they used to be called
Youthmovie Soundtrack Strategies
non?
they said Youthmovies were bad
in a review of a gig where they supported Foals
yeah i saw that
they just said they meandered about and dont really have "songs" or they werent "interesting enough"
something to that effect anyway
not bad "ska"
i think we could have lived with bad.
i think their exact words were
'yourcodenameis:milo ska cover band'
couldn't be more wrong???
Yes they have!
7/10
My DIS experience
Community - Music Forum
Community - Social
I don't check anything else, so my interest is purely on the forums. Go to the NME forums, and then check these - the differences are clear.
Does NME.com actually have a forum anymore?
I couldn't find it last time I looked.
yes
www.nme.com/boards
They've hidden it well
The general forum is the only one thats really active, it seems like DiS social but worse.
Oh dear God it's the stuff nightmares are made of.
I went on there out of morbid curiosity a couple of weeks ago, and it made me despair far more than the state of the yoof today than all those ASBO scare stories ever had.
Typical thread subjects include such gems as, "All my frendz rip the piss abt me likin emo, but I think it fuckin roxx!", and, "Who's the fittest bird in music?" All right okay, we get variants on the latter a fair bit on DiS. But still.
*for the state of
the yoof
Yes
but in order to maintain any faith in humanity I recommend you don't read it
Spot on
The only reason worth coming to this site is the occasional nugget in the forum.
STOCK ANSWER:
DiS is a business. Its staff have bills to pay. Leave it alone.
My biggest problem with the NME
is it's idea of news. It's either press released copied and pasted, or basically Heat style ("xxxx was wasted in Hoxton, blah blah") rubbish only about "indie" bands. Whatever happened to reporting and original research? I know back in the 90s there used to be a short "spotted" column on one news page, but it got way out of hand about 5/6 years ago and doesn't seem to have improved since.
In my opinion the problem
with the NME is it embodies a lot of the factors that I find repellent in tabloid journalism. It condenses potentially expansive subject matter (record reviews, features,) into spastic factoids with the primary goal of sensationalism.
It caters, predominantly, to the lowest common denominator music fan and as such has a responsibility to keep this demographic titilated. This, in a sense is why the magazine gives a disproportional amount of coverage to some embarrassing 'grindie' pastiche joke like Hadouken and won't touch the grime scene. All those black boys shouting would probably take the reader out of their comfort zone and wouldn't sell any Shockwaves so what's the point? Same with hardcore - Frank from Gallows is an interesting visual so let's leave it at that.
I really like it when music is discussed in context by people who know what they're talking about. You're not gonna get that from the NME but Pitchfork will write you an essay on it and DiS will happily argue over it till hell freezes over.
I think the NME is basically redundant. I, for one, don't really need week-old music 'news'. Fuck em.
pretty much
agree with whats being said here. I used to love the NME, pre internet days, NME, Melody Maker and Sounds were essential to music fans because we had no other way to keep in touch with news, tour dates etc. But times have changed and as you've said the NME seems to be catering more for the majority rather than the minority hence DiS is now indespensible and the NME is a pale imitation of what it once was..
i definitely
used to get most excited by the tour section. i also used to love the NME but i think the strokes both ruined it for me and saved it for themselves.
here here
quite
i flicked through the nme yesterday
and i thought there was actually a lot of bands in common both DiS and NME love. which, considering i've not read it since i moved away really shocked me! i don't know why, but i think they're more similar than people give credit for.
DiS is better because it has a wider range of bands and actually listens to the people who use/read it, whereas NME is rather arrogant in it's views i seem to find.
The NME
lost my readership after labelling a gazillion different scenes and losing what I could relate to in terms of reliable objectivity.
I read zines (be they soft or hard) for the purposes of an opinion I can trust on bands which i don't have the connections to discover myself. If a zine consistently recommends (or "hypes" as the NME did/does) music which it turns out is rubbish then in the end I won't go back for that opinion.
I wish the NME no ill will I just haven't trusted its opinion for the last wee while...
Room for all
Similar bands though DIS has greater variety and more objective reviews
I read the NME most weeks online or buy the mag.
I am 43 being buying the NME since I was 12.
My Dad first bought the NME in the 1950's
As a NME reader I don't want the grime scene and as I have got older I have no interest in rap.
I love Reggae but NME in recent years has ignored it.
I actually think the NME as a whole, the mag, the website, the tours, NME TV are better package than in the 30 years of me reading the NME.
I do think the writing has declined but the NME conducts regular reader surveys asking what the readers would like.
It's not all great but neither is DIS.
I like to read the NME, DIS, Pitchfork BBC6 and a few other specialist genre sites to get a balance.
Without DIS and Pitchfork I would not been exposed to many US bands I know love.
Room for all I think
i think
the NME just feels insincere, like they're desperatley trying to create scenes and things that don't exist, every time I've bought it in the last few years I've read about 3 paragraphs, until I realised I was wasting my money.
Shame
I felt ashamed the last time I bought NME a few years back and read it on the train.
I think I would feel less embarrassed busting out the Sport.
What about busting out to the Sport?
Personal Space
That is a good way to get a bit of legroom on the commute.
first of all
the main dis site focus is more similar to NME's than the dis forum's. I don't know what the NME's forum is like, I don't even know if they still have one...well they had that article comment thing.
I know a couple of NME contributers and one of them...I'm not lying. He DOESN'T LIKE MUSIC. As in, he doesn't like music, he only listens to stuff on the radio and the stuff nme give him..he doesn't buy music. He goes to lots of shows, but onyl waits for the parties.
He was simply someone who was a graduate from art school in photography, needed a job, found one through a mate at nme and became a photographer and gig reviewer.
I don't think this will happen at dis. Even though some oe fhte music voered is not to my taste, I don't think teh writers are 'jobbing' 'journos' where dis is jsut another writing job.
i think
I'm on break at themoment at work
and popped over to the humanities reading room where we have back copies of the nme.
I picked one out at random from 93.
I had this nostalgia thing that nme was better before.
But reading this now, its not much better.
In this issue they are going on about 'the new wave of new wave'. NME invented this 'genre' and included early supergras in it until britpop took over.
So the 'new cross' scen and the pathetic 'scene with no name' were not the first examples of nme's contrived attempts at hype
Well, obviously they weren't
Britpop. There's a music press scene that predates 2001.
I think TNWONW (These Animal Men FTW) came just after the massive NME upheaval when after Danny Kelly left to join Q Steve Sutherland crossed the rubicon from Melody Maker to become editor and half the writing team resigned in protest.
Nostalgia
Man, I wish I had a nostalgia room I could go to at lunch breaks. Looking back over copies of NME I read as a kid would bring a tear to my eye.
There was a very short period when the NME went quite progressive. They put things like AT the Drive-in, Godspeed you black Emperor, Mogwai and Aphex Twin on the cover for a few months and actually opened my eyes to quality music. Presumably noone bought it and they scrapped that idea for Robbie Williams.
G!YBE
The Godspeed cover is supposedly the lowest selling ever NME
After that they tried to turn it round circa 2000 with... Andrew WK and the 'New Acoustic Movement' ('NAM - geddit!) which was surely the most poorly conceived load of cobblers ever. I think it involved er... Alfie and.... Turin Brakes?!
I remember reading a big feature on Hear'Say in there some time round then too....
Personally I miss Select.
Select, L7, Jockey Slut...
Yup.
My first copy was the one with L7 on the cover. They had a chain running through all the faicial piercing rings*.
I was still an innocent Smash Hits reader at the time. Carried on reading SH for a good 2 or 3 years after, whilst buying Select. Split personality.
Whilst we're on a retro mag tip. Remember Sky, and the host of The Face wannabes? And when Sleazenation became a top Dazed/Adbusters hybrid but only lasted for three issues? So many have gone to the wall... I'd say NME is just playing out it's final days, tbh. How long can you publish a music mag based on Shockwaves ads?
Personally I miss Jockey Slut.
*L7 gave me a tingle in my dingle.
NME winds me up as much as you lot
but if they offered my band a paragraph or 2, I would be in there like a rat up a drainpipe.
I won't dispute that
its a publicity for your band.
But it's just a bad rag
I won't dispute that
its a publicity for your band.
But it's just a bad rag