Drowned in Sound

Search



invent your own death/extreme metal band name

48 votes
?
by explosionsunderwater

aborted foetus cum party?

explosionsunderwater | 27 Mar '08, 12:24 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Kill Dando

the end.


Oi!

I have copyright on that...


aaargh!

*forum synergy*


:D


PISSING VIRGINS

NECROSMEAR


NECROSMEAR

is making me laugh like a bastard!!


Conceived By Bumsex

that was the thrash band i was in with wishpig back in the day. Good times.


womb scraper

.


Elf Schlong


No Armour Saves


Rectal Evisceration

.


Jüntblëdder

It doesn't mean anything... but it sounds like it does. Something European and very bad.

Also for an industrial band I always liked the name Gunt... Clearly I have thought about this before tonight.


Blitzjizzer

Türd


I smell a tour

Blitzjizzer and Jüntblëdder together for one moonless night only. It could be like Boris and Sunn 0))), but crap.


It's OK

The lead singing just shot himself, and the drummer is eating him right now. Oh well.


grotley stump and the tea sippers

jovial cunt and the butcher's bins


Clunge Flapper

Cock-Ripper

hmmmm.

spazz gobbler


oooh fun

DEATH BECOMES THY EMBRYO (in capitals for extra effect)


Cuddle Of Firth


desecrated toddler meat tunnel

not so much a band name but a random collection of fairly offensive sounding words


ClungePlunge

Sharp Formaldahyde Intake


PENUS OF BLACKNESS

see? effective and useful. The full line-up would be:
Gor Gorgorgorgoroth - vocals
Vlehgm Vaaaagnnnn - doomgeetar
Grashlnechk-hurfff - rapegeeter
*VOM* - drum
Cillit clitlikliklik-bang - grindbass


Myrrhder


KYGAWS

Kill Your Granny And Worship Satan

:D


Malleable Penis


actually

that may or may not work. I believe that *technically*, a penis *could* be described as malleable. But obviously it doesn't mean it in that way.

OK, also, it just kind of sucks anyway. I stink at these threads. Oh no, don't bother, I'll let myself out.


ha

haha


Dean


^absolute winner


Pissing Razors

TwodeadslutsOnegoodfuck
Carcass Grinder
Maggot Stuffed Cunt
Pretty Little Flower

Oh wait, they're all already taken.


Twighlight Fades To Mournful Sorrow

and iShod (although they're more hardcore)


little lol there

Maybe that could be their party piece aswell?


...

Elephant Rape Rampage
Paedophile Bishop Conference
Skurm
Hanging Grandmother
Basket of Puppies


The Devil of Nazzariff

Doom Scorpians
Frozen Shit In A Bag Is Not Just A Fettish


isn't the first one an actual band?

big in India and all that?


blinkin' reply system

the elephant one...


DESTROY THE RATS


t

pissed-in-anus
jizzy japs-eye jamboree


bloodpain is my personal thrash metal goldmine

at 13 i also made a tape of horrible, horrible guitar noise called Screwface. i made copies for my friends and thought i was well ahead of the game.


puss

or pussykins


Hmm

Anhialated Pig Rectum


THACO TWENTY


Someone on here before

Came up with 'Cuntpuncher'. That would do it.


rektum gorger


Status Death

or

Abominar

or

Killian


gonna nick my mates comedy band name back at school

Festering Genital Tissue.

Methinks i win.


Bruce Killis

Dielie Minogue
Britney Speared
Jean Claude Van Damned
Evil Knievel


AIRSHIP FUCK UP


The Madeleine McCann Memorilol Band

September Elolventh
Lolly and Jessica
Jamie Blolger

Princess Die-ana


RAPER