I'll give serious answers, for real. Unless I get bored and start posting a load of crap (but that's NEVER happened before anyway).
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- * A Sunny Day In Glasgow @ Leeds Upstairs at the Library, 1/08
- * The Chiara L's, Cuckoo's Nest, Real Feal, Docksud @ London The Wilmington, 1/08
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- * Catherine Anne Davies @ London Bush Hall, 7/08
As a child, what was your favorite dinosaur?
Velociraptor
Still is.
how many times in your 10,000 posts
have you thought "that's a hell of a lot of posts" and contemplated quitting?
NEVER
can i get a witness?
Yo chuck is they crazy?
Why do so many people
have a fear of tuna & sweetcorn? Surely this is the ultimate jacket potato topping, and should be embraced?
I can field that one
Because tuna & sweetcorn SUCKS
No, you cannot
OUT! and take your incorrect food attitude with you.
Sweetcorn is useless
and fish makes me violently ill
tuna
is the worst thing, ever.
^
Tell that
to a Tuna's face
Because sweetcorn is the Devil's fruit
When are you and Daniel Kelly going to fuck?
!!!
*gaffaw*
Never.
(disappointed face)
(sorry, don't know how to do that with brackets and colons)
I want a DiS wedding
*DiS Civil Partnership
Can we ever really be friends?
We are friends, momo
Why aren't you being as much of a pedant recently?
Because everyone's grammar and spelling has improved immensely
Because everyone's grammar and spelling HAVE improved immensely.
Mmhm.
why do you hate me?
:(
I don't.
why don't you hate me?
I have NO idea
how much is the most
you'd pay for fish and chips?
£2.70 for the fish, £1 for the chips*
*subject to inflation
did you enjoy
the ac/dc on monday night?
Probably.
But I don't remember it :(
And you didn't enjoy the Associates enough!
SORRY!!
i did dance though, give me some credit. i was too busy sulking with the lack of GBV.
have you got what it takes
to become a teacher?
A poor degree and a lack of direction? HELL YEAH
Who'd win in a fight:
100 duck-sized horses, or one horse-sized duck?
I don't know
Daddy
or chips?
Chips
Which DiSer do you dream about at night?
sadpunk
Do You Remember the First Time?
I can't remember a worse time
have you ever fingered yourself while masturbating?
i did just presume you were male then
but i don't actually know
Erm....no.
(what would that even entail? My arse? My TAIL?!)
yes
arse.
have you ever given anyone a rusty hook?? (not a literal rusty hook)
I just received this:
New events including Status Quo, Thunder, Motorhead, Interpol and Morrisey
Does it excite you?
Motorhead and Interpol does a bit
I've seen all the others before. FACT
Whats your biggest weakness?
`
My weak knees
(I'm going to stop answering soon)
ho r the gayest?
Both
who did i ask about if you can stop hip hop recently?
what was their answer?
Erm, harru?
And "No".
have you ever stopped hip hop?
Yes.
if for the sake of argument, you were a boy, would your prefer to have worn pink as a baby
just to confuse the twits who leant into your pram and hit you round the head?
My answer is:
At the age of three I had long, curly, blonde hair. This is a true fact.
Where Be The Blackbird be?
Erm, in the garden?
I'm afraid the correct answer is
"He be up the apple tree".
why did i have a dream about Daniel Kelly helping me catch a rat last night?
Something to do with dogs?
You too?
yeah, we were using tennis rackets!
Lets go into business together
we could do
OOOOOOORR we could just pretend none of this ever happened
Have you formed a new band yet?
Yes
We're called either 'Shitty Beatles' or 'Des and the Walkers'. We sing a sea shanty.
Which out of your 10,000 posts
would you say was your favourite?
Also, will you be watching 10,000 BC?
Hmmm....
My first social board one, when I told _yes I was glad he was too young to vote.
No, I don't like films.
:D
Would you support a band you really didn't like?
Yes
If you were a woman
but you could only choose one of the two: the ability to have lots of lovely babies, or, having breasts - which would it be?
Too obvious
what would you rather have,
a wasptril or a nosp?
Both or neither
what should i have for dinner?
i.e. what is the most fattening, unhealthy vegetarian meal you can think of?
Fondue
Why are most of the girls I meet vegetarian?
It's quite annoying.
LAST ANSWER
Because you don't chat-up fat chicks?
Is this question a metaphor?
Not that I know of!
I was going to ask you if you'd been going to gay bars
I missed that bit of the last Nottino
I'm not sure if it's on the agenda of the next one.
Can we all get stag do tshirts?
NOTTINO '08
NASTY NICK
PHILTHY PHIL
MINGIN' MARTYN
RANDY ROSS
WILLING WILL
TOM LOVES TITS
No
but :D :D :D
Randy Ross is my favourite
the more I read it, the more I think he should be in a hair metal band.
UltraLOL @ Mingin Martyn
Do I really have to be labelled as 'Nasty' though?
Nefarious?
Nick the Nipple?
Nibbly?
Nefarious would probably be the most accurate
worryingly.
Why are most of the girls I meet not vegetarian?
It's quite annoying.
swap?
Please.
Can I
have a hug?
Sorry, I've already given my last answer
:'(
I didn't say "no"
Oh, Willing Will
Will you answer just 1 more question?
*abandon reply*
Would you ever do that thing that Meatloaf wouldn't do
even though he'd do anything except that thing for love?
:D
Have you ever had a treehouse, or a really good den?
And if so what was in it?
Describe the perfect sandwich.
oh, you've stopped answering
Now I'll never know.