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WHO LIVES IN BETHNAL GREEN?

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by ehwhat

I do

I don't, but I nearly do. I might do, but don't know if it counts.

ehwhat | 27 Mar '08, 15:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i don't either

does that count?


I'm meant to be moving

into a flat there apparently, but not yet.

So no, but maybe. Possibly yes.


I do

Let's have cheap bitter in the Salmon and Ball at 10am on a Saturday!


*a MASSIVE plate of food

*Nicos


i have quite a few friends that do

most of bethnal green is quite nice!


Paul Adolphe.

He used to any way. But that was about 7 years ago.


Really?

How the hell do you know that? And why on earth would you remember it now?


I remember he was

in the office after a game had been postponed whilst Steve and I were in there and Graham was talking to him. Ross Pickett gave him a lift to the station.


I have to say

remembering that so many years later is on a Dave Ballheimer level of sadness!


There is one crucial difference

though... My story isn't full of historical innaccuracies. Plus if I'm wrong there is room for me to be persuaded otherwise.


:D


yeah!

me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i live opposite the chest hospital. wanna come over? ;)?


so does my friend

cleland house. flats. there was a fight outside there on saturday, did you see it? well did you? it was a rubbish fight.


no

! how did i miss that? i was in all night. oh hang on, no, saturday night i was out until half 3am.


YOU CRAZY


thanks

i was going to say that myself. SATURDAY I WAS OUT UNTIL HALF THREE AY EMM!!! THAT IS REALLY LATE YOU GUYS! AND EVEN BETTER I DIDN'T SLEEP UNTIL EIGHT! THEN I WOKE UP AT 4PM!! FUCKING HELL I'M CRAZY


well you didn't actually miss much

two 'artists' threw some pathetic punches and their friends got involved and made it soooo much worse by faffing them.

it was just by the big gates to victoria park and i was outside smoking throughout. for useless information value.

i like the approach tavern a lot. fact.


wow

you stand outside near where i live smoking? you sounds likes my kinda guy. wanna date?


i prefer a plum

but i'll take anything.

but yeah yeah yeah i just stand outside random speciality hospitals and chug away. next week i am in chiswick, smoking 40 John Players outside the front of the Eye Hospital.


We saw someone breaking out of the chest hospital the other day

Also all their lights flicker and it looks haunted


jesus

that doesn't sound nice. do you live on the road where the bus terminates?


I don't think so

I don't see any buses go by


what road do you live on?

sarah thinks we live really near eachother.


YOU DO

whassur postcode


i'm not telling

i'm more likely to get stalkers than he is. hang on i'll tell in one second let me remove my picture from my profile.


e2 9pt


you live really close

also, you totally don't live opposite the hospital!


you live

basically next door to my ex girlfriend, she lived on the cranbrook estate


:-O!!!

I;'-)

winking with a bow in my hair whilst crying, yet smiling

BIGUPYERCHESTHOSPITAL!


just outside

the west border where it meets Shoreditch. But more Shoreditch really.


quite possibly

if so, plz stop clogging up the shower drain with your moulting pubic hair.


I don't

but I nearly do too.


Nearly, in Bow just off Roman Road.

Number 8 massive, innit. I love waiting for it in the pissing rain, outside Bethnal Green station, it's ace.


Me too!

Hello neighbour :)


Howdy!

Bow's well better than Bethnal Green. I can't back this up with facts. Other than it has some of the scariest greasy spoons in East London (surely).


I found the best greasy spoon there EVER

the other week. I'll PM you the name after I go past it later.

But yeah, it's pretty great :)


Cool.

There's one near my flat that does amazing, greasy, cholesterol-soaked, buttered hash brown sausage and egg rolls, but it's way too scary to experience when hungover.

The Turkish one on the corner of Roman Road Market ftw!


i love that one

i went there the morning after i moved in. best.omelette.ever


What you need is

the Delight Cafe, opposite Elliot Leigh (almost opposite that weird flooring/lighting shop).
Best cooked breakfast I've ever had in a greasy spoon.
<3


oh no THAT'S where i ate!

elliot leigh = my estate agent. right bunch of wankers as well.


OH MAN

That's the one, I think! It's literally about 50 steps from my house.

Last time I was in there one of the waiters tried to kick off with a customer.

Good breakfast rolls, tho. Mmm, grease.


number 8 <3 <3 <3

celebrities i've seen on the number 8:
stealthy
mirrilondon
myself in the window when it's dark and it reflects.

i love the number 8 so much.


8 ftw

I get off at that strange little estate agents that looks like a public toilet

by the silly Redchurch Bar


is that further down than me?

I get off at Bonner street. two stops after Bethnal Green roundabout. Why have I started capitalising? Stupid work.


HAHA.

Bonner Street.


It's at the top of

Brick Lane

just by all the cunts!


oh yeah! that does look like a toilet!

i was stood at that bus stop once. a homeless man offered to make my name out of wire. i went there with wrightylew and his friend on saturday as well. they were all like "why are we getting a bus they're so stupid they take ages to come". they must have thought they were still in burnley. wankers.


OHMYGOSH EAST LONDON

woah


i know

i wish i had more Real Culture where i live :(


HEY YOU GUYS YOU KNOW THAT REALLY SHIT VENUE?

NO, NOT KOKO, THE FORUM! YEAH THAT ONE! I LIVE NEAR IT!!!!!!!


AND i've only been there once

in the last three years.


I used to.

But I moved out on Monday morning. It just didn't do it for me.


liar

you loved it. you didn't want to leave. you were all like "wow, the red line!" and "wow, you have squirrels" and "wow, i love london this is the best weekend of my life"


True.

What impressed me about the squirrel was the fact it was surviving in a place where the nearest slice of countryside was about fifty miles away.

The best things about Bethnal Green were:

Sugar Love Terrace
Rape Alley
That lovely street with the war memorial
Claire
Poppy
Lottie
Ollie
Henry


I also forgot:

The Gaylord


it's called sugar loaf walk

and you didn't even meet poppy! and lottie ollie and henry don't even exist!
things i miss about your absence in bethnal green:
"thing-geh"

reasons i'm glad you're gone:
having the piss taken out of my accent
having the piss taken out of my face
lack of daniel
you call dinner 'tea'
you call tea 'brew'
you call trousers 'pants'
you call me 'a cunt'


I miss it all.

It actually is probably the best thing I'll do for the forseeable future (unless you still wanna come for that meal in Burnley you were really looking forward to).


Two best things about Bethnal Green, bar none:

BG WORKING MAN'S CLUB

NOODLE KING

Try and disagree!


Noodle king is filth

I always imagine the staff are saying "Wow they're still eating it!fuck me...Best cook some more"


^

when i got a bus back with that man the night i moved into my house and we went past noodle king he said "remember that claire. that is the best thing about bethnal green"


no + no

victoria park
me
museum gardens
me
me
me
me
me


I haven't tried noodle king yet.

I can't fucking wait. it's going to be sweet for me.


Make your choice from the pictures on the wall

Best strategy by far. You could end up with something very interesting otherwise.


i live 5mins away

cool huh?


I DO

Behind tescos. Classy.


I do...!

well..just off bethnal green road, technically tower hamlets, but its E2!

this is my 501st post...over 4 years that's pretty pathetic :(


i do

best bits... viccy park, the workers cafe on the good side of globe road, the cherry cafe opposite (and if ive got money) the pet shop owned by a boxer, the second hand book shop that opens sporadically, the florist, bethnal green working mens club, other stufff


that pet shop is amazing

the two birds are so brilliant.


I like that they let dogs

own their own pet shops there.


I do, i think.

At the top of cambridge heath rd, almost next to the oh-so-classy Metropolis, YEAH.


I think

more DiSsers live in Bethnal Green than any other smallish area.