..have a wank to?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiUn8RwpcfY

Emily Gray has the sexiest voice in rock. Fact.

if you are wanking while listening to music it is very risky as someone may walk in, avoid earphones too, avoid wanking to music in general as its a bit strange

One Armed Scissor

im sure you know what i mean. just thinking about it is making me want to take my pants off

"I can wank in 7/8 along to the mars volta"

It wasnt a very good joke.

give it a try and let us all know how you get on.

impossible to beat one of "to" music. It can't be done, not in my head anyway. I just end up listening to the song rather than imagining the "scenario" that is going to facilitate the money shot.

I have managed to have s*x though whilst "Elephant" was on in the background. I think this is maybe a bad thing for the White Stripes as it means I'm not listening to it, but on the plus side it also means that the music has an animalistic quality to it, which is all good and nice. The White Stripes make good s*x music so they do.

before a big semi-final once and it dawned on me that this is the ultimate wanking song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QfEbEeOTxE

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=9453684543d8e3571ea1

vigorously hammer away, maybe letting out a guttural scream to fire you up a bit more.

vigourously hammer away, maybe letting out a big metal yeaaaaaaaaaah when you fire one off

well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.
but now you found out that it's a habit that sticks.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines.
now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans.

Good for executing the impressive combo of speed-wanking and emotional response.

dr beat