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"examinations and accreditations officer"
but will hopefully soon be "Secondary school English teacher"
Head of Sarcasm and Misanthropy
Volunteer work.
Assistant Deputy Sub-Manager (Trainee)
Internet Usage Supervisor
Project/Account Manager
If someone could tell me what I'm supposed to be doing, that'd be great.
Cheers.
I'm a Programme Controller
/Project Manager. I wish I could help you.
Was: Projects co-ordinator/manager.
Quit: 14/03/08.
'Project' jobs: does anyone REALLY understand them??
Work Avoidance Co-ordinator
Listings Writer
it's every bit as thriling as it sounds
*thrilling
how embarrassing
tehe
I hold YOU responsible for all typos in ALL listings I've ever read, now :)
that's fair enough
I must be responsible for at least half of them :P
:D
Secretariat Administrator
aka "I don't want to do this work myself and i don't know who else to give it to so here you go!"
Do you work in the USSR?
no, but i work for the NHS
same thing
:)
i too work for the NHS
as a data entry clerk.kill me now
that's how it all starts
suicidal thoughts! you're one of us.
MI Co-Ordinator
soon to be recruitment consultant.
Mission Impossible?
Ass Technical Officer
Why they reduced Assistant to Ass... bah.
Should really just say Biomedical Engineer, or Assistant Biomedical Engineer.
Maybe I'll get em to put Ass Engineer on my badge next time
Assistant Manager
consigliari
:D
Daniel Kelly
www.jobcentreplus.co.uk/findmeanewjobimdesperate
Hey!
That page doesn't exist!
It does for me :D
School administrator
zzzzzzzz
daydreamer
I thought you were the guy who said
"What's in YOUR waLOLet?" in those adverts?
Senior Potterer
!
Sidney Poitier!?!?
Deputy Chief Sub-Editor
did you add the chief yourself?
:D
I'd somehow forgotten about that. You bastards will never let me live it down.
also
this really isn’t in my job description, or remotely related to work, but the chief sub just asked me to find a nice photo of some bees to stick on the wall behind us. “Don’t spend too long on it – no more than fifteen minutes.” I do love this job sometimes.
my mind
is like
an angry
swarm of beeeeeeeeeees
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1111/angrybees11wk.jpg
pie sniffer
head of chocolate milkshake drinking division
imperial secretary of fate
bucket designer
ear piercing specialist
<3
that was to all of the above
and the ne below
and by ne i mean 1 or in word form one
or in phonetimathingy, won
what are you on about?
it's like totally pronounced won
but you can spell it one
and in this case should
and you can add it by writing +1
like dj +1
i believe i saw him on the 1 (sp.one) (pron. won)s and 2 (sp. two) (pron. too)s
i have about four
i heart disorganised offices!!!!!!!!
anyway here's some, there are probably some more:
management assistant
new media assistant
receptionist
office manager
^busy
you mean
dogsbody
skivvy
slave
bitch
?
I wouldn't mind being paid to be a bitch
strangely -
I always find disorganised offices have the best functioning teams :)
noise making human unit
Level 4 Great Shaman
im level 5
ha! im better than you.
now grovel bitch!
*consults rulebook*
*sulks*
*smirks*
extreme lord of the funcore scene
they call me extremator the extreme in various suburbs
Process Engineer
I did Chemical and Process Engineering at University. It worked for me.
shirker
Merchandiser and copywriter
BOSH
Information Systems Support Assistant
hope that clears things up
I have two now
1) Staff Nurse (Bank)
2) Clinical Nurse Specialist
The second is much better but only part time, hence the first.
Honorary Assistant Psychologist
Honorary meaning unpaid. It's a university placement.
S.T.A.R
Senior Technical Accountant Reinsuarnce
British Gas
'Bitch'
is this the bit where i say
junior vice president?
President of G.R.O.S.S.
"Graduate Developer"
I don't develop graduates sadly :(
Postgraduate admissions secretary
I think...
I tend to use 'administrator' instead though, or just say that i'm in the 'postgraduate admissions' team. I'm all up for subverting gender roles, but who really wants to be a secretary?
web assisted telephone interviewer
as glamourous as it sounds..
Ha!
You're almost the guy next to me at work... it was all too familiar, including your weblink! I just checked, and you're not him. :)
Really?!
Gosh, i'm sort of excited, even though you've already explained that it's not actually me.
What does he do? Maybe we can exchange notes or something.
Goldfish Stunt Co-Ordinator
that reminds me,
you're wanted on set. Jeff's fallen out of his tank again and is complaining that the seat on the miniature motorcycle is too high.
"Emergency Planning Officer"
Nottingham City Council.
Internal Sales Engineer.
Wow they make it sound important and cool, it's not.
Any job with the word 'sales' in the title
Is never important.
Similarly if it has 'recruitment' or 'property'
Way to alienate those in Recruitment Property Sales
and you're
so fucking important aren't you !
Box Office Manager
hence the pile of tickets i'm surrounded by at the moment
Parliamentary Researcher to XXXXX XXXXXXXXX MP
The 'Parliamentary' bit is superfluous, I just add it in as I think it makes me sound more important than I am.
Well, it's too many X's to be Enoch Powell...
Which is a shame.
There is actually the right amount of Xs there, but it's irrelevant who it is.
Probably not to the MP you work for, though?
Huh?
I mean it's irrelevant to DiS who I work for.
"Barry Chuckle" MP?
Test Analyst
Exciting Non ?
IM A STUDENT
/"bookseller"
Graduate Mechanical Engineer
I'm 30. :(
I am a failed prophet
failed because I have not managed to get people to pay heed to my premonitions about the imminant collapse of the economy and the consumer capitalist society that you all know (and seem to like/tolerate)
(I used to think that they were logical deductions, but they seem to be too much for most humans to even comprehend without objectioning on wierd subjective gounds, therefore I can only assume that they must fit into the catagory of premonitions as I cannot adequetly explain to people who have been brainwashed , to a greater or lesser degree, into unthinking)
Billing and Mediation Analyst
Fun
Airline Executive
My goodness I'm bored just typing it
Master Of Ceremonies
Assistant Administrator.
But i don't really assist..