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by yes_

Gonna be coming back in any time soon?
I'm talking like REALLY skinny at the top then flared to fuck at the bottom.

If not, I'm bringing them back in as soon as I can find a good pair. Fuck yeah.

yes_ | 02 Apr '08, 22:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

good for you

they're the sartorial equivalent of paedophilia.


sometimes I forget you're twelve

but not often


i know

i was merely stating the facts


looks like you're repyling to me

And yet, I know all that shit and have been replying in the right places through this [and, as a side note, every other] thread.

So that makes no sense.


clearly your reply was targeted at fucktherave

yet you replied to me

psyche!


oh, you


oh, me


336 posts suggest not

also, you are ugly.


you just have no life

I generally haven't posted for years.

Also, you have no right to an opinion on looks. Or anything, really. Dumbfuck.


HA!

why do i have no right to an opinion on looks you bellend?


I dunno

I didn't realise we needed reasons to be abusive on DiS.

Did I miss that memo?


yeah im afraid you did

looks like you also missed the one titled, 'Arfie: STFU.'


well, someone had better improve distribution for these damn memos

They're like Youthmovies albums at the moment.

Satire, obviously.


Yeah who even are you?

I'm better than you.


hes replying to what i said

by backing it up. if you are gonna try and be a pedant, at least be good at it.


why would I want to be a pedant?

That would drag me down to your level.


yes

_


it amazes me

that people on DiS can get so pissy about good-natured ribbing, given that it's more prevalent here than music discussion.


aren't you?


me too

*high five*


man

he left you hanging!


nah

I was high-fiving someone in the room at the time.


They should bring back poppers.

I remember a poor girl in my school was on the blob and had your popper wipped from her - the kind that came all the way off. And there, in glorious sight was lovely big tampon string....oh the horror!

We were fickle children...


for some reason

i thought you were talking about these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers

then i realised that you're probably talking about those tracksuit bottoms that had the buttons all the way up the legs.

i remember keith richards wearing pretty impressive flare-looking trousers in the "sympathy for the devil" film. they were super tight at the crotch area, but really loose and flowing as they went down. impressive.


Hehe

Poppers are shit.


yep

i thought "why the fuck his he talking about pishy bumsex drugs?"


is it true that they loosing your bumhole

making it easier to get a good cock-rogering from a fellow fanny-fearer?


so they say

but for personal experiences and first hand accounts, you should ask a fanny-fearer.


...

At the moment I'm watching horrible footage of rioting in Northern Ireland. Then you notice they're wearing flares and you take them that little bit less seriously.


They're not rioting, they're drunk.

That's just how they party in Ireland.


You guys for FUCKS sake

COME ON

http://www.digischool.nl/kleioscoop/caleidoscoop/jaren%2060/woodstock/jimi%20hendrix%20woodstock.jpg

COME ON

I'D BE AS COOL AS HENDRIX! I WOULD! THIS IS A FACT! I'M ALMOST AS GOOD AT GUITAR ANYWAY!

Fucks sake.

First the button nazis and now this. What is wrong with the ex-youth of today?


Is that Hendrix?

I thought that was just another black man with shit taste in fashion...


fucks sake

http://starling.rinet.ru/music/sleeves/zap_hendrix.jpg

he was the fucking dawg

I despair at your generation. Things are so shit at the moment. When my generation comes to prominence things are gonna get hella better.


Not in methods, man, obviously.

I'm part of the "buttoned, tucked, flares" generation, you're part of the "unbutton, untucked skinny jeans" generation.

A man should wear flared jeans, a long coat and a low brimmed hat.


if you seen me in skinny jeans you would do a sick

they wouldn't be very flattering on my wholesome figure

skinny jeans are friggin' mingin'


I only have one pair of jeans that could be considered "skinny"

and theyre not even that, theyre "slim fit".

Levi 501s FTW


I like a less extreme version of what you're talking about,

and yes, some people do still wear them. They are THE most flattering items.


thats it

from now on i'm dressing like a hippy.


/

I've been looking for a pair of skinny at the top, flared to fuck at the bottom all my life. Where are they all hiding?

Actually, I've had a couple pver the years, but not now.

I'm sick sick sick of skinny jeans. Theu are the least flattering trousers ever.


on some people they can look good

but for the majority i agree. luckily i look alright in my jeans. at least i think so.

although jimi does look pretty cool in that picture up there


im tall and thin

but i think tall and thin suits the majority of fashions?


that's just cause he's Jimi Hendrix

if he were a less cool person he'd look ridiculous


I am fully aware of this.

Luckily I am cool.

Not really. I wish I was cool.


No!

Flares look shit on me, cause I'm thin and short. Skinnier jeans suit, so please don't let them go out of fashion.


Yeah flares would look terrible on me, in truth

but im just on a huge jimi hendrix kick at the moment and was watching some dvds today: my is he a cool fucking cat. Those flares they had back then make it look like thier legs are like 2 meters long: what I need.


Flares flatter everyone!

Skinny jeans only suit a tiny few.


yes but if you get rid of skinny jeans

then i will have less to laugh at when i see obese people walking down the street in the 'latest fashions' :(


they will still look funny!

After I (single handedly) bring flares back, they'll be really skinny at the top so you get all the joy of fatpersoninskinnyjeans, but all the fat will go down to their calfs to adopt the space in the flares, so they'll just be completely packed all the way up the leg like when you want to ice a cake. SQUEEZY SQUEEZY.


i was actually thinking this!

it'll be like they're wearing relatively normal looking trousers with skinny waist and will probably lose all circulation for the blood in their legs and collapse all the time. LOL


no, do

PICK ON THOSE FUCKERS

I used to be one, now I despise them.

Quite rightly.


I still have some flares from when they were back in fashion (i think)

at the start of the decade. They have a rip in the knee and everything.


If you want flares...

...this website is the best one at the moment: www.atomretro.com

I hope Pop Boutique start doing their supermassivewide flares again soon the bastards.

Also, this vendor on eBay is good, but they don't do them in my size... http://stores.ebay.com/Cabbit-Clothing