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**EMMETT from Vanity Lair**

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by ralphcore

haha, what a blowjob! Did you see him cry when he and Johnny where the last two 'beautiful people' in the final eps? He bradly thought he was gonna win.
Did anyone else watch this? I wanted Larissa to win cos she was quite spunky and prob the least deserving. What is T4 going to replace this crap with?!?! New Shipwrecked i hope!! i scrolled a babes on hotornot the other day who claimed to be on the new series.
im bored.

ralphcore | 07 Apr '08, 14:17 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I saw an episode of this the other week

They picked some fat girl rather than the (SHOCK! HORROR!) 'obviously beautiful' one because of her 'inner beauty'.

It made me fucking sick.

Apparently Emmett means wanker in some Cornish dialect


yeah that

'fat' babez was promptly voted out for not being 'conventionaly good looking' by an absolute stunner the following week. ha.


that tony le brittan (?) was amazing

He VOMITED because his face isn't symmetrical, according to one of the 'attractiveness' experiments. It was quite disturbing, actually.


TV highlight of the year

although I could never bring myself to watch another episode after that.


It is Shipwrecked

God knows why. though. Three thousand series or so and it's made no cultural impact beyond showing that the number of young people who cry over absolutely nothing is worryingly high. Even Vanity Lair, the reality series that died of shame, isn't so overreaching.


I like Shipwrecked

for the bikini factor on those cold saturday mornings in bed. They should spice it up a bit tho, NO RATIONS scavange for themselves and only the winner makes it off the island. Kindalike battle royale but for the topshop generation?!


I'm gutted that this thing is over

Mega unhappy. What a programme. Pure brilliance from start to finish and, as Zsa Zsa says, that non-symmetrical face moment was the single greatest television moment of the year thus far.

Also, I have a mega-boner for that ginger indie stripper girl that was on it for about two weeks.


i saw bits of this a couple of times

it looked awful and watching it for just a few minutes made me angry


The you are a fool.

It was televisual GOLD.


i agree with both of you.

it's like a carcrash. i feel dirty for having watched multiple episodes, yet i could not stop doing it.


if you feel guilty watching it

imagine how i feel after spending the last 23mins on THE WEBSITE!!!

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/V/vanitylair/contestants/emmett/ - he looks a bit like that Johnny twit from Razorshite.


haha

'Fat and Funny' or 'Thin and Boring?'

"Definitely fat and funny, and in fact, most fat people are funny, although to be clinically overweight isn't a laughing matter."


exactly..

i tried to watch it and couldn't even stand 10 minutes (and I'm normally able to watch any old shit: Playing It Straight, Beauty & The Geek etc).


my cousin

was on playing it straight!


just two normal-looking guys with barnets, that's all.

what a pathetic programe. I didn't think one person on it was better looking that any average joe you see every day. what was the guy that come second? if i could be arsed shiting a few pounds i'd be better looking than him, ish.


i only saw the first episode

then missed the rest. it looked like the trashiest most awful reality show ever.

but i am now going to spend the rest of the evening watching it...