what can i do!? i dont want to cheat on her or break up with her, but im about 2 sopping wet large pairs of boobs barely covered by a racing t-shirt away from the sex register
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i've had a girlfriend for 5 years and am very much in love, but i just want to fuck everything that
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by explosionsunderwater
think about someone else when
porking your missus?
get sterilised?
works for cats and dogs
You know what?
It'll NEVER gets any easier the older you get. Sorry!
Consider suicide
Ah, i remember that
I broke up with them in the end. It was either that or end up rubbing myself against a bicycle in hotel rooms.
Pay for it, it's not really cheating that way.
you will feel really shit
about 3 seconds after you blow your load. The guilt isn't worth it. The grass is always greener on the other side etc....
these are not helpful
what about if i fucked all the girls i wanted, then dosed myself with some amnesia inducing liquid
you would still have
aids
Is she not
putting out?
Can't you control yourself?
I know it's difficult but if you're in love then surely you can stop youself from doing anything stupid.
hmm.
personally i think that if you really and truly loved her, you wouldn't want to fuck someone else.
possibly a death knell for your relationship?
or maybe the sex between the two of you isn't exciting enough?
yeah, girls say that buuuuuut
having a penis gives you other ideas. Its natural to have the desire to spread your seed. Surely the 'love' that you're going on about, is not the lack of desire to shag another girl, but rather the ability to not act upon it.
^ I agree
knock one off in the toilets at work?
or watch more porn together
or go to ann summers etc
or get over it, you are a man with a sex drive, so what?
yes
i have. like 20minutes ago!!
cos theres some hotties here!
great well do it again
go dogging
grow the fuck up.
^5
yep
^ yup
Does this apply just to ths thread?
no
it applies to you too.
just convince your girlfriend
that it's outrageous to have only one lover for the rest of your life (her) just because you love her to bits. there's still sexual urges that are perfectly harmless if you're open about it! (but then you have to be ok with her hooking up with someone else too.) ya it's a bit controversial for this board sad to say, but i know many people who lead their lives this way, myself included :)
i don't think it's contoversial
it's just no one's really into that sort of thing. if it works for you then that's cool, though i do seem to remember you complaining that your other half wasn't too keen on the idea.
^'xactly
I don't think 'convincing' your partner to do something like this is going to work, either they're up for it and you do it, or they're not and you either drop the idea or end the relationship, surely?
well ya, when i said convince i meant to
bring up the idea to them.
I don't know anyone that this ^ has worked for
"it's outrageous "
lolz. TOTAL OUTRAGE!!!!1
i don't think it's outrageous.
essentially it's the ultimate way to show them that you love them. promising that you'll never be with anyone else and that they're the only one for you.
each to their own however!
Aw
I agree, even though Dan Savage makes me think I'm being boring.
i'd prefer doing what i do
than have my boyfriend imagining me as different girls whenever we fuck, like people are saying to do on this thread.
i think that's much more offensive...
(i'm not saying that you and your boy do that, i just mean that it seems like a lot of people think this is the answer. i'd rather they fuck someone else rather than pretend i'm someone else..)
yeah but you'd like to sodomise a bunny though
it's a bit controversial for this board, sad to say
possibly, perhaps i should stop this now
i don't know what sodomise means
but i doubt that's true. unless it means cuddle. which, coming from you, i doubt it does.
My experience of open relationship couples thus far:
One person is into it and the other is so in love they go along with it.
^the most common in my experience
but still think it can work if you are open enough but also never ever tell the other person who/when you've been fucking someone else. neither of you need to know that information.
also
how long until someone trots out the "but animals are biologically meant to reproduce with as many different partners as possible!" line?
but animals are biologically meant to reproduce with as many different partners as possible!
so fucking boring and predictable
but I had to stop someone else doing it
it's kind of been done already
"yeah, girls say that buuuuuut
having a penis gives you other ideas. Its natural to have the desire to spread your seed."
moousee | 8 Apr '08, 16:05
I think that your pedantry
should be directed at Daniel.
I'm not saying that its an animal desire,
but in young males at least, there is certainly the urge to nail other attractive girls.
?
http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1199005/article_images/deathbynailgun.jpg
that is so hot
but, thankfully, you have a brain!
use it.
babies?
best Pulp single?
maybe.
Disco 2000 FTW
ya, probably my fav too
Wow, I'd say that
but I assume it's just because I like guitars.
Was Razzamattaz ever released as a single?
its on the singles collection
so i would assume so.
The fact that this thread has turned into a chat about Pulp
has restored my faith in this board :D
Razzmattaz was a single
but Babies is still the best.
Lipgloss
ftw
^This would annoy me greatly.
People always claim we're not like other animals, that we're more intellegent, civilised, even important (which isn't true). Then they use this excuse which completely contradicts themselves.
Is this 'partners' in the John
Lewis sense?
its not outrageous though
i can see where you are coming from A TINY BIT though, but i wouldn't want to be in am open relationship, you might as well just be single then, surely? i couldn't bear the thought of my love with someone else.
although i do find the idea of being with only one person the rest of my life quite scary/other words i cant quite think of to describe what i mean but i also dont want to be with anyone else because i love my boyfriend and want to be with him forever.
i feel exactly the same way.
totally.
i've just made different decisions
based on my fear of being with only one person for the rest of my life. you must be better at handling your fears!! :)
Do you ever discuss sex with your partner?
ie. sit down, chat about what you like and what you don't, whether it's regular enough, things you'd like to try and that? It'd probably help to make your current sex life better, which might stop you wanting to bone everything you see (which could be because you idealise sex outside of your relationship).
Have you been reading too many women's magazines again?
Here's a couple suggestions:
- Have a wank.
- Fuck her.
- Smoke.
- Get some really hot friends and flirt with them and use the imagined consequences as Spank Bank.
Now, I do them all the time and I fucking love it. 6 years this August.
Do what all the time?
The suggestions or the hot friends?
The suggestions.
OI!!
I just tried this at work, and apparently I'm on my last warning now. AND I still want to bang every female here!
I've had a wank in my office area.
I didn't get caught though, danger wanks are the best. :D
Indeed.
Though there is a slihgt numbing doing it on an Oil Rig for some reason.
PS. At your desk?
couldn't you just pretend at the moment
of cumming, that you had struck oil?
Yes.
I'm a disgusting, disgusting man. The seed went in the bin in case you were wondering.
oh fucking hell
^Yes, this. Seeing it written down is quite worrying.
cut your cock off.
shit your leg off.
cackle my gladys.
make it go grrrreeeennnn
:D
Move to Doncaster...
the women there are ALL dog ugly.
^ this
rape
everyone you see. If she forgives you, then it's meant to be.
...
"Having a penis is like being chained to the village idiot"
:D
LOL
No seriously, a LOL.
you... are... a...
PRICK
I miss all the good threads
Also, I'm going to go with the 'grow up' option.
shag about.
unless you're a real dufus she won't find out.
get a false identity in another city
and shag all the women in want in that given city, that way your gf should never find out hopefully
Has there been ANY decent advice
given in this thread?
of course if he wanted proper advice
he write to The Sun Dear Deidre column not post his problems here
yeah, here
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3142290#r3142433
why, thank you!
are you really that desperate?
It just sounds like you've realised she might be the last person you sleep with. If this scares you that much, ask for a break. She'll probably won't be there afterwards, but at least you won't go
nuts. I mean, you probably will when you realise what you've lost, but needs must, eh?
^
this. i'd hate it if my boyfriend thought like that. i wouldn't want to hold him back.