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if you could only refuse to eat one thing, food-wise (fussy-eater-centric)

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by returnofandyk79

what would it be?

It can be a specific food (brussel sprouts) or a food type (meat, spicy food).

(NOTE: I cook for people quite a lot and it can become difficult when you cook for more than two or three people. I'll accommodate vegetarians/people not eating things on religious grounds but when people say things like "can you chop up your tomatoes less finely next time so i can pick them out?" it makes me lose the will to live).

returnofandyk79 | 08 Apr '08, 16:09 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I'm vegetarian so can I automatically discount meat?

If so, I'd have raw mushrooms.

If not, I'd have fish.

I like/can bear virtually anything else.


yeah if you're vegetarian

or cannot eat particular foods because of your religion, then yes you can pick something else.


Thanks, I was wondering also.

Therefore I pick Brussels Sprouts, I know very original.


Liver.


That surprises me

I thought you'd be all over liver like Hannibal Lecter.


prawns.


Steak.

or Potatoes. Maybe Pate. Irn Bru.


Irn Bru?


i don't think i've ever had irn bru.

paté and potatoes are both great as well.


unless you're veg

STEAKKKKK???????????!!!!!!!!11111111111


the type of food that i don't like

OH I'M SO SMART!!!

speaking of SMART, that dude who presents it who is blates a massiveGAY but had a girlfriend who died from too many drugs or something earlier in the year has gone missing.


i just saw this!!

it made me a bit sad. i hope he hasn't killed himself or something.


the verdict on his ex was made last week

and it's my understanding he was cleared of everything. i hope he's ok too.


Cucumbers

They can fuck off out of it.


dirty swine

apart form chorizo suasage or pepporoni.

Big sausages scare me. A dinner lady at primary school made me eat a sausage and anyone else's on the table that they didn't finish because my mum told me not to eat pork at school.


:D

Dinner ladies could be quite cruel


oh for the record

it'd be tuna for me.


being a veggie - meat

failing that probably liqourice. or peanut butter. EURGH.


bulls penis

thanks for your time.


but are you actually ever likely to be made to eat that?

see, that would be rank, and I'd rather eat tuna than bull's penis (you heard it here first) but i'm probably more likely to be served tuna.


ah

but unfortunately i happen to reside in Bullspenisville, Shropshire where the staple diet of the townsfolk is, you guessed it, bulls penis.

In all seriousness though, eggs can go take a long walk off a short pier.


i dont eat meat so that's cancelled out you said

so i'll go with raisins. i can't swallow them, they make me gag. it's weird.


Tripe

er...is what I'd refuse to eat that is, not what this thread is.

Next time, just reply with "there won't be a next time" in a deadpan voice and see if that works.


Parsnips

easy. Lots of people think they like them but they're wrong. Plus they disguise themselves as roast potatoes, which I love, any fill me with dread for each mouthful of my beloved roast dinner.

Horrible things.


I LOVE parsnips!

Do I need help?


You're a wise man, Salmon

They'd be in my Top Five of Banned Substances.


it's to opposite for me,

i hate taking a bit of parsnip and realizing it's a potato eeek


i know what you mean

they are quite nice with a bit of parmesan on top. i'll eat most things if they are covered with cheese.


hmmm

prawns or olives


Bananas

I am one of them lergics with bananas.

Other than the death element I have to plump for mushrooms in any shape of form. Skank.


so wrong


oh yeah, food allergies

yeah obvs if you have a food allergy you can have another choice!


Vegetables

Woop.


Bananas...

Fucking rank.....


so wrong


eh?

have you not had
banana curry
banana smoothie
grilled bananas with chocolate?
mmmm


mushrooms

truly the rankest of the rank. Smell, texture, taste all fucking horrible.


so wrong


soz

they just make me gag every time


hrm, well it's true some make me gag also

but just normal button ones are fine. those ones that look like underwater plants though..eww


^ the

texture is especially wrong. They are strangely meaty and a bit too alive


Organs

in general


Well, I wouldn't eat monkeys brains but they're

never likely to crop up on my plate, so it has to be cheese.

I even hate the word. And I like people slightly less if they really like it.


FISH


^

I could struggle through some white fish but something else please...


seafood

especially prawns.
prawns, will you please fuck off, thanks.


starfruit

YOU TASTE OF NOTHING
failing that, papaya. bleugh


Of all the foods in the world to ban, you've picked

two that I've never in my life knowingly tasted anyway. Ban something big! Ban something I've heard of!


Kidneys/liver/celery

Not sure which would win that battle. Also, spam. Bleurgh.


MUSHROOMS

devil's food.