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'WTF? Are you wearing panties?'

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? by Lucien

Learn from my mistakes people: don't bend over too far when filling up that cup at the office water cooler.

Lucien | 09 Apr '08, 17:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

That's dangers of bending over too far

in the office water closet. Also a serious issue

Lucien | 9 Apr '08, 17:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

^ this

charming.

Bushido | 9 Apr '08, 17:43 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I got asked that when I was in London

whilst wearing a kilt. The girls were American and fucking loved it when I said No.

justanothersheeldz | 9 Apr '08, 19:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Well...are you?

That's an interesting look to go with.

TheoGB | 9 Apr '08, 20:20 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I'd just like to clear this up in case anyone else posts

in this stupid idea for a thread.

There was a thread called 'WTF are you wearing parties' and I, thinking I was pretty fucking funny, came up with this abomination. Unfortunately, the other thread had drifted quite far down the page by that point, no-one got it, and I looked like a dick. Mea Culpa.

And in answer to Theo, yes.

Lucien | 9 Apr '08, 23:53 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Fail?

Fail.

justanothersheeldz | 9 Apr '08, 23:56 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Ah, thanks for clearing that up.

I didn't look at the original thread because the title's structure hurt my brain.

TheoGB | 10 Apr '08, 09:55 | Send note | Report this | Reply

This is why

'pun' threads are SHITE.

commandercool | 10 Apr '08, 11:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I've admitted my mistake

I will purchase one of those giant inflatable hammers and let anyone who still wishes to punish me come around and hit me on the head with it (one blow per aggrieved reader of this thread).

Lucien | 10 Apr '08, 11:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

anyone who says the words 'panties'

deserves to never ever have sex.

the end.

c_u_next_thursday | 10 Apr '08, 09:56 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Really? REALLY?

What's the alternative?

A Spike Milligan style 'KNICKERS KNICKERS KNICKERS!!' doesn't seem all that sexy.

Lucien | 10 Apr '08, 11:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Up here we like to say 'gruds'

which is DEAD sexy.

chuff | 10 Apr '08, 11:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Grundies

Scruds
UNDERPANTS

I think 'panties' win.

mdash | 10 Apr '08, 11:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

"Knickers"

like that man whose name I can't remember but who says 'knickers' in a funny way.

Royter-Hatfood | 10 Apr '08, 11:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

ummm pants

maybe?

c_u_next_thursday | 10 Apr '08, 12:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I too hate the word panties...

Even Nick Cave can't pull off using it...
"Now, the nightingale sings to you
And raises up the ante
I put one hand on your round ripe heart
And the other down your panties"
Never fails to make me cringe...

JGJug | 10 Apr '08, 17:42 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I love the word 'panties'

that is all.

ralphcore | 10 Apr '08, 11:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

^ This.

Very fucking sexy.

justanothersheeldz | 10 Apr '08, 12:09 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Please people

This thread has no artistic merit, other than to remind everyone yet again that I operate on the comedy spectrum somewhere between Lenny Henry and a spinning bowtie.

FREE THIS THREAD

Lucien | 10 Apr '08, 12:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Parsefone you massive cunt

Ruined my day

Lucien | 10 Apr '08, 17:30 | Send note | Report this | Reply

:D

i'm not even going to go to that party anymore

tobythecat | 10 Apr '08, 17:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply