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If you found out that one of your best friends had slept with your mother/father/both, what would yo

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by blaaast

Pretend to ignore it? Batter them? Put them in a plastic big full of rocks and throw them in a river?

Note: I haven't done this, I'm not that cruel. Oh, and it hasn't happened to me either...

blaaast | 10 Apr '08, 14:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Enquire as to what happened to my invite

That or beat the living shit out of them


^both

maybe not the first


In the case of my mum:

Be scared shitless of her becoming pregnant, that would be weird.

In the case of my dad:

Be scared shitless of him becoming pregnant, that would be much weirder.


The inside of your head

is a bit of a Greek tragedy, isn't it?


To be honest, I have no idea what this post means.

I've heard the phrase "Greek tragedy".


When you say both

do you mean at the same time? AGHHHHHH. Surely castration of said friend is the only option here


That is exactly what I mean.

Y'know....your mum being spit roasted by your father and your best friend - classy lady that she is!


This actually happened to a girl at my school

I think she was 3rd year, so she would have been about 14. Her best friend, who also would have been 14, slept with her dad.

This got passed around the whole school, so when the girl and her best friend walked into school together a few days after, much ridicule ensued. Her ACTUAL response to one comment was "At least my da's gettin' his hole."

I don't even know where to start.


Brilliant!

Only in Glasgow could this happen...


.

I think they actually walked into school linking arms as well, in some sort of show of solidarity. Just fucking bizarre.


It's in Bearsden

I think the girls were from the Drum or something though.


haha at the Drum

Drumchapel has improved a lot recently. My school had lots of pupil-teacher elopements


What school was that?

There's a school in Helensburgh that seems to be in the papers most weeks for yet another teacher-pupil sexy time scandal. I wish I'd went there.


i feel i might get sued or something,

so i'll whisper it. Hyndland.


I think I once played basketball against Hyndland

and got called a "punk ass bitch" by one of the Hyndland lads. Truly amazing moment. I felt like I was in a Limp Bizkit song.


hahaha it was probably luka kennedy

i can hear it now.


FUCK!

I remember that name! He apparently now plays professional basketball or something? Bit of a numpty if I recall. Small world.