it's tiresome.
Hello **New**
Can you stop flirting with me please. It gets a bit embarassing on the boards.
Thank you.
From ClicheGuevara | 10 Apr '08, 15:53 | Reply
Re: Ok, i'm only going to do this once.
I went out with a girl once who was far nicer than me. You know, one of those genuinely smily, nice people. She taught me to not be a dick all the time.
Then we broke up.
The point is, my posturing is all front.
From ClicheGuevara | 04 Mar '08, 14:38 | Reply
Ok, i'm only going to do this once.
I do hope I didn't say anything in that thread that upset you. Boys and girls (girls especially) are pretty rubbish.
So, yeah, I hope everthing turns out ok and all that jazz.
CG
x
From ClicheGuevara | 04 Mar '08, 14:32 | Reply
A nice guy really? Or trying to jump my bones?
I'm going for the latter.
poor Sammy babes loves you though
He could be a nice guy who's trying to jump your bones.
You should see the filth he sends me
post it...?
.
It'll break the filters
this thread earns a LOLZO rating of 8.2
news of the world gave it 5/5 good clean leakage fun
If the Daily Mail see this, i'm dead.
LOL
.
Not really nice toBROADCAST SOMEONE'S PM'S THOUGH IS IT, REGARDLESS.
oops, caps lock.
it's just Gayguevara
it's not like he has feelings.
ZING!
:D
well ok
hot or not.
what a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man
(he's a mighty mighty good man)
Please post
his response to this thread. You should keep this going like your own little soap opera
^this
Ha ha ha ha
There's a method:
Hello, are you going to Zonino?
I'm nice really. The persona is just for amusement.
etc
what's a nice girl like you doing up at a time like this?
Honestly. Heartbroken :(
Internetz playa 69.
I really thought we had something
You'll always be my favourite.
The other girls mean nothing to me.
leigh?
.
a bit obscure, non?
leigh?
is my joke to myself.
leigh is shitfacecuntbum
so when a guy acts like a dick on here. I automatically ask if it's leigh.
it's funny to me! :)
Man on internet forum private messages lots of indie girls who talk about their personal lives
It's outrageous.
I challenge you to a duel
Huzzah!
It'll be like the old colonial days.
I've got a fire in my heart for you
I've got a fire in my heart for you
I've got a fire in my heart
'Though I'm falling apart
Still I've got a fire in my heart for you
I've got pins and needles for you
I've got pins and needles for you
You've got needles and pins
And the seven deadly sins
Still I've got a fire in my heart for you
I've a butterfly stomach for you
I've a butterfly stomach for you
And as the cars fly by
I just break down and cry
Still I've got a fire in my heart for you
Well the monkey puzzle tree
Has some questions
For the watchdogs of the profane
And I ask is it sad
That I'm driving myself mad
As this fire in my heart turns blue?
I've got a fire in my heart for you (X4)
^ emofag
Hahahahaha.
I'm going to cut myself, just so someone notices me.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
SUFFOCATION. NO BREATHING.
DUR DUR DUR DUR IF I CUT MY HEART BLEEDING.
Or something like that.
Watch out everyone!
HE'S ABOUT TO BREAK
i was listening to that song on sunday
so THERE!!!
I prefer chewing chewing gum
Oh-ho ho CG
You dirty old dog!!
*c_u_next_thursday - please dont post my pm's*
here's a PM someone sent me:
hey!! here's that video of me cupping my boobs that you asked for. hope you enjoy! xx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
From c_u_next_thursday | 10 Apr '08, 13:49 | Reply
god
you could've posted porn or something.
that did make me LOL tho.
This thread
actually makes me love CG a little bit more.
And I didn't think it was possible.
It's true
You've just overtaken 'cholera' on my most loveable list.
bump!
i don't want this thread to die :(
Flirt flirt flirt.
Are you on heat?
the saga continues
Your **New**
'I hate him' playground flirting technique is rather funny. If you want to ask me for a drink, just do it.
From ClicheGuevara | 13 Apr '08, 22:52 | Reply
Im jealous
:(
the day shift asked me to post updates
:/
You should be.
you do seem to get quite passionate
in your hatred of me, which is at least something
in that at least we are well matched
Urrrm. Nope, you're very wrong.
I don't think i've ever shown any malice toward you.
You have taken the iternet too seriously and literally at times, But I don't dislike you any more than the next bed-wetting Guardian reader.
My ignoring of you on a sexual front is largely because I have no idea what you look like.
no, you are right dear, there is no malice
I've made the bed all soggy and sodden just how you like it, come upstrairs now
I know i'm good looking, but...
Change your profile picture to one of you so i can see if it's worth my while.
aishapra, babes
Do you think it may have something to do with this?
I am not easy. I am extremely difficult. Im almost frigid. Forget it boys I'm not worth the effort. I like looking at the extremes, because they help you keep on course. I work in an office (administration) AND I HATE IT!!! Whether I am single or not is irrelevant for the internet OK? (God I hate myspace)
:(
I didn't really think about my profile did I? I think I put all that just in a fit of pique because some people had really pissed me off on myspace
Yeah, I think that
combined with not having a picture might suggest that you are not 'open to internet flirtation'.
FUCKING HELL, IS ANYONE ON HERE ACTUALLY GOING TO SHAG IN IRL? I'm bored of this already.
I will if you want.
You're local, and i haven't really got anything better to do.
dream on, tory boy!
I think you and CUN_Thursday should get it on, 'cos then she'll post a thread about it and we get to hear whether you're actually any good in the sack. Aiiiiggght?
plenty have
...........
I'm wetter than an otter's pocket right now. I want you and ClicheGuevara to give me a right wing spitroast. X0X0X
From c_u_next_thursday | 13 Apr '08, 23:55 | Reply
you just got deleted off facebook
I HATE YOU.
^ Post of the year.
One of those 'funny because it's true' type situations.
it's like he's enjoying this a little too much now
Would you like to watch **New**
me and the mirror?
From ClicheGuevara | 14 Apr '08, 17:59 | Reply
This doesn't actually answer my question.
...........
Mmmmmmmm, I'm naked except for a strategically placed honey sandwich. X0X0X
From c_u_next_thursday | 14 Apr '08, 18:01 | Reply
She's absolute filth this one!
I wish she'd send me a few more PMs like that!
luisa i'm staying well ouy of this one
:)
x
on further legal advice
c_u_next_thursday would like to further reinterate that the private messages presented in this thread as 'from her' are fictional and in no way representative of the kind of private messages she sends to users on the Drowned in Sound forum. Further to the above, such misrepresentations shall be seen as libellous and will be reported as such. Such defammatory statements are seen to be intended to cause serious damage to character and should be ignored.
nawwwww
God this is getting so boring now
Look! Just stop stalking me...
This is why I find you so atteractive: **New**
'Passing out after consuming too much Jack (possibly with sick down my front, and/or mud down the side of my face)'
It's this kind of quote from a girl that makes me think she's the one for me; I must have her..
From ClicheGuevara | 14 Apr '08, 19:40 | Reply
The girl said - NO!
............
I've coated my lady garden in Pedigree Chum and have just released my dog from his kennel, he hasn't eaten in days...this is going to be great!
X0X0X
From c_u_next_thursday | 14 Apr '08, 20:41 | Reply
seriously stop posting these
i'm reporting them all.
So am I......
to the morality police!
..and the RSPCA.
You're on fire tonight!
i wish he was
I'd quite happily throw you both on a bonfire right about now. true story.
That's not very nice.
In fact, i'd say it's a bit mean.
Hahahahaha.
Goodness me, that sounds marvellous!
too far
funny
OH MY GOD SHUT UP
AND STOP SENDING ME EMAILS ABOUT THE CLEARLY FAKE PMS FROM YOU IN THIS THREAD. THANKS.