Smileadelic was very mean to Nobby Stupido. however this made Nobby Stupido realise that, actually, Smileadelic was a better person than him. So Nobby Stupido did the only thing he could think of: try and become this better person by looking exactly like him. Pathetic, I know, but I am a schitzophrenic paraplegic.

So anyway, although you may think I've just cynically nicked a pic off Smileadelic's profile, I actually just changed my own appearance to look like him - I bought some goldfish bowl glasses and a Hugh Grant wig and borrowed my mum's soiled snug grey sweater. I they lay on my bed and took a pic of myself masturbating over a picture of Ann Widecombe.

And voila!