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The Enemy - Kasabian - The Twang: Midlands Axis of Sonic Evil

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by Alex-in-Ciderland

So, the three worst bands in the country all hail from the Midlands.

Obviously, there's an underground resistance movement in place.....at the very least there's JoFo, certainly my favourite up and coming band right now, but who else is there?

Reccommend me other ace Midlands based bands who are waging war against the tyranny of ladrock.

How I yearn for the glory days when the likes of Pop Will Eat Itself, Neds Atomic Dustbin, The Wonderstuff (hear me out, they were pretty good live) and errrr.....Fretblanket were flying the flag for the Black Country. *Sighs*

Alex-in-Ciderland | 11 Apr '08, 22:04 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Midlands = worst part of England.

It has no identity. No-one cares about it. It just connects the two parts of the country that anyone cares about - the North West and the South East.

Led Zep and Kasabian are succeeding for me, but other than that, NO THANKS.


noone really cares about anywhere in the south

of england other than london though, do they?


^ Wrighteylew = ignorant twonk

WTF? Can't believe you have said he Midlands is the worst part of England. I get you have never ever even been there! You really are a monon and as for writing off some of the bans domgoulay wrote about your loss if you never track any of them down and listen to them.


calm down


The Specials came from the Midlands didn't they?

other than them and JoFo i can't think of any band ever from the Midlands that i like...hmm.


Harsh statements

There are and have been many amazing bands from the Midlands over the years - the Wonder Stuff, Poppies, Sandkings, Neds being the most obvious, but let's also not forget Six By Seven, Tindersticks, Amusement Parks On Fire, Punish The Atom, Gaye Bykers On Acid, From The Shards Of Comets Bomb Party, Cable, The Telescopes, Editors and more recently Late Of The Pier, Love Ends Disaster, Mint Ive, Lords, Johnny Foreigner, Public Relations Exercise, Her Name Is Calla, Kyte, Model Morning, Mourning Becomes Electra and The Recovery.

It might not be Leeds, Manchester or London but believe me, there's a damn sight more going off in the Midlands than plain old predictable boring ladrock.


RE all those bands

Never heard of or shit.


If you've never heard of them

then maybe you should make the effort to listen to them.

As for saying some of them are shit, you admit to liking Kasabian so that's all a bit Pot. Kettle. Black. as far as I'm concerned.


Do you think I'd be embarrassed to 'admit' anything on this site?

The handful of highly talented musicians blessed with knowing me would be able to see Kasabian's merits too. A bunch of Bloc Party fans and piss-poor 'journalists' would not.


You, sir

are very, very wrong about Kasabian.

However, from your posts on here I get the feeling that you generally know your stuff. That being the case I really, really recommend you check out Six By Seven.

An astonishingly good band.


"Never heard of or shit."

Guess again, genius!


Not forgetting

Judas Priest and Black Sabbath... although that still doesnt take away from the fact that all Midlanders sound like cunts,look like cunts and in most cases are cunts.


I am in the minority but...

I don't actually mind Kasabian and The Enemy. For me they're just decent bands doing what they do I don't really get the vitriol that goes their way from DIS, think some of it is just pretentiousness.

Some fans they attract can be dicks but thats hardly the bands fault.

The Twang on the other hand are complete toss.


I love Kasabian,

but there's nothing pretentious about hating The Enemy. That little hamster reckons he's the spokesman for the working class and they're naff.


You appear to have forgotten Ocean Colour Scene

who would be the over powering foul breathed war-mongering master of shite in a Midlands Axis of musical evil.
And UB40...

Thank fuck The Specials and Selector helped fly the flag for Midlands musical decency.


There's still more good

than bad from our part of the world musically.
Sheffield may have the Arctic Monkeys but they also have Milburn and Little Man Tate.
Liverpool may have The Beatles but they also have Cast
For every Bloc Party London also has its Razorlights and Libertine clones.

There's good and bad in every part of the country. It's not exclusive to one particular region.


there are a lot of good bands in the midlands...

but the twang and the enemy are absolute abortions of bands.


Forget Libertines clones,

London had the Libertines themselves for fucks sake. Surely that's something to be ashamed of?


JAG

http://www.myspace.com/litr

We're raaaaaaather shambolic, but we try to be a bit different.


oh i forgot Pull Tiger Tail

They live in London now but i believe they are all originally from Stratford Upon Avon, which i guess is the Midlands, right?

And if that's the case it would make two members of the Klaxons from the midlands too. Both bands are pretty far removed from the typical "lad rock" scene i'd say. Well, and LotP.


I love the Twang

Personally.

At least I seem to remember doing, once.


Des this mean we can declare Indie War on the Midlands

Haircuts at dawn, 12 inches at forty paces, brave men in tight trousers, that sort of thing?


General Yorke can lead our Southern army

and we'll trap them in a pincer movement once General Gedge's Northern army opens up a second flank.


It'll be a slaughter

A simple, bloody slaughter.
I'll ready the cannonballs.

Actually, hang on... Aren't Spiritualised from the Midlands?


They can be our fifth column

working with the local resistance in order to disrupt General Clarke's counter-attack!


General Yorke with a copy of Pablo Honey

tucked under his arm?

Oh yeah, forgot about that abomination didn't we!


Is Leeds in the Midlands?

I thought Leeds was always referred to by ignorant southerners as being in the North of England? Can something be both in the Midlands and the North? (And I don't just mean North of London, I mean the actual geographical North of England)


Nah...defintely the North.

There's debate over where exactly the North begins.....I tend to consider it to start at Nottingham, but others wuld disagree I'm sure.


*would


But by definition

can the "mid"-lands really be the "north", near the top of the country? Newcastle is in the North. Carlisle is in the north. The Midlands? I wouldn't say so.


Well, on a long thin island 'North' will

always be a relative term, but Leeds is certainly regarded as being in the North.

I've never suggested that the Midlands was in the North, that would be ridiculous.

That said, I used to date a girl who asked me whether Manchester was North of Birmingham. This would have been bad enough anyway, but she was in her second year at Manchester University at the time.

Oh, she's a teacher now.

Time to emmigrate!


Everything gets grim past Milton Keynes

so that's where the south ends.


Midlands music

Don't forget Duran Duran..hee hee


Midlands music

Sadly admit to liking the Durans(OK for the time eg the Chauffeur on Rio...surprising,but let's forget Reflex and Wildboys, Chav fm's faves...)But just to add a couple of miglunders to the list, OCS and the Beat,quite partial to the Primitives (Coventry, near enuff)


Kasabian

anyone who likes this band officially needs to get their ears syringed, then hopefully you'll get your hearing back sooner rather than later, though patience is a virtue.


Midlands

I am a PROUD midlander and would disagree massively with wrightylew's ignorant rants (who gives a FUCK about Burnley) although it is true that the three aforementioned bands are midlanders; i personally count west midlands and east midlands as seperate entities, and so whilst i lay claim to johnny foreigner, black sabbath, judas priest, neds, wonderstuff, and napalm death, we have ABSOLUTELY NO connection with fucking Kasabian.

West Midlands is the Best Midlands. Brrrrap.


Wrightylew's a plastic scouser

so his opinions on anything are invalid as far as I'm concerned.


BIT HARSH THIS ISNT IT.....?

think the "midlands" has always got abit of stick. there are alot of good bands doing alot of great things shame its getting abit of a bashing...

heres a few i can think of..

shady bard
vijay kilshore
the arm
sunset cinema club
(jag) kid captain


why

Have you all forgotten Paper Lace,Showaddywaddy,Family,Diamond Head,The Deep Freeze mice,The dt's??Your are all far too young !!!!!


diamond head yes

all the others = NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK


Half scouse

half Lancashirian.


nope

i like kasabian. a lot. on record they aint that brilliant but live they are amazing. completely agree with the twang and the enemy but they are just industry produced bands trying to hit a demographic (bored 20-something lads) that was first established by kasabian. kasabian got where they are on merit but you cant just lump then in with so truly crap bands because you dont appreciate them. have some respect for real music and stick it to the industry man


can i politely point out

wrightylew's opinions are pretty awful.....and poorly argued?

kasabian got where they are because they're guitarist was cousins with a bmg a&r man and some luck. dont believe me? wait until the forthcoming new biography on kasabian is published.


Thanks

But how many people will actually care enough to read it, like


I think Kasabian also got popular

because they have some basic, radio friendly, both easy to listen to and easy to dance to, pop songs.

Not everything is a conspiracy you know.


Eh?

Didn't I list 46 bext bands in Birmingham not long ago?


Are Hard-Fi from the midlands

I hate them. They tried to add me to myspace one so i wrote them a message saying:

"I don't mean to be rude but I don't understand why you are trying to add me as a friend. I actually say on my profile that I hate your band, if you'd bothered to look at my profile."


you sure showed them!

and they are from staines.. home of ali g


it was in big letters on my profile at the time

I HATE HARD FI

and they'd written me a personalised message as well. you'd think if they'd bother to put my name in the message they'd have bothered to look at my profile.

and, i felt bad for saying it.


i dunno they might have like a thing that does it for them

i dunno.

but yeah it was pretty stupid of them


a thing that does it for them?

this would be so useful!!! x