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Toilet Assistants

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by blaaast

Really....there is no need for them. I am perfectly capable of squidging some liquid soap and reached for the paper towels myself thanks!

I don't want to have to lay a pound every time I take a piss.

Grrr.

blaaast | 12 Apr '08, 02:50 | Send note | Report this | Reply

yeah

it pisses me off. Its the most pointless job ever and i feel uncomfortable when they try and help and i have to refuse


that's why

I hold it in.

Prostate cancer, here i come


SERIOUS QUESTION:

Are they always black?

I've never seen a non-black toilet assistant...true story.


I've seen an eatern european one

Theo wrote an article on this on ishothedeputy once.


I googled it.

I found it.
I'm going to read it...


i eaterned a european once

too starchy.

(^mandatory response eh)


^oldskool


:)


haha!

i had a conversation this evening that went exactly like this thread!

it's also really strange that there don't seem to be any black women in edinburgh.


also

there were no rustlers burgers left in the shop so i had to get a sausage and bacon roll. never do that. i'd have been better buying the sausage and bacon myself and getting a few meals out of it.


I

I Read this as toilet assassins ... dangerous like


i thought this

was going to be about that:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7335315.stm

i hate them too... either give me a handjob or piss off.


oh hate this

never shake hands with me in the astoria. i run out the toilet without washing my hands cause i never have any money to pay the person who stands there staring at me blankly. x


that woman frightens me

she always tries to give me hairspray or moisturiser. I just want to go for a wizz.
I'm sure the guys don't have this much trouble. you get to go in peace.


I was going

to start a thread along these lines the other night. There's no need for it and it just makes me feel weird and uncomfortable. :(

Do girls get these people too or is it only guys that apparently need assistance to wash our hands?


Theyre annoying

some of them can be nice, but theres one in norwich where i go who is a right prick. I never accept soap or whatever because i cant afford to pay a tenner a night for some soap, and use the handdryers instead of paper towels as paper waste is bad.

Overall i dont like them, and he often tries to make me feel intimidated.... e.g he had a go at me once for looking at him as i dried my hands, claiming i 'always do it'. utter cunt.

He serves a purpose in that he sorts out people taking drugs/ being sick on the floor/ girls coming into the wrong toilet, but other than that grrr


They used to hang around in the Ladies in Poptastic in Manchester

to make sure that cubicles were strictly used by one person only, and the Gents in order to stop women jumping in. Despite the fact that the Ladies was always clogged up with blokes and they never batted an eyelid. May I add to the general consensus of CUNTS!