NO YOU CAN'T COMBINE! which r betta?
deer
you can't have sex with a swing
erm, i'm gonna go for parks with deer. I don't know why.
MOOSE and LYNX and BROWN BEAR and WOOOOOOLVES!!!!
FTW!!!
parks with swings usually smell of cider.
I read that as 'deer parks with swings usually smell of cider'...(like a park with both swings and deer)....
forced the deer into a juvenile delinquant-esque lifestyle of cider and shellsuits?
which manages to have deer and swings and smells of cider.
It also has ducks, aztec slides and smells of curry a bit too.
In the aztec play area.
getting pissed in a deer park is potentially a very bad idea.
Swings don't give you lyme disease.
I've only JUST realised that I went to school with someone called Candide.
i resign
Give that man a cigar.
you can't wrap a deer around a metal pole annoying little kids. Well you can but it's not advisable.
and there's a risk you get limes disease.
FUCK THAT.
http://www.lymediseaseassociation.org/
Well you can but it's not advisable.
What do you reckon more people have suffered from - serious swing injuries, or Lymes disease? You need to factor this in.
but it still freaks me out. A swing doesn't have it's own disease.
i'd say the former, but which is worse?
They belong in forrests...
they attract an altogether better class of park goers
dogging
you love a bit of that don'cha?
okay serious answer:
deer
you can't have sex with a swing
but you can with a swinger.
Quitter
that's a toughie....
erm, i'm gonna go for parks with deer. I don't know why.
what's your fav?
DEER!!!
MOOSE and LYNX and BROWN BEAR and WOOOOOOLVES!!!!
SWINGS!
FTW!!!
Deer
parks with swings usually smell of cider.
you need a full stop after the word Deer.
I read that as 'deer parks with swings usually smell of cider'...(like a park with both swings and deer)....
yeah it was really confusing
Maybe the stress of being forced to use swings
forced the deer into a juvenile delinquant-esque lifestyle of cider and shellsuits?
That sounds like Victoria park
which manages to have deer and swings and smells of cider.
It also has ducks, aztec slides and smells of curry a bit too.
Aztec slides??!!
Yup.
In the aztec play area.
^ which, to me, is a bonus
getting pissed in a deer park is potentially a very bad idea.
...
Swings don't give you lyme disease.
According to rumours at my school, Candide cought AIDS off a park swing though.
I've only JUST realised that I went to school with someone called Candide.
was she Chris Kamara's sister, Candide Kamara?
Oh dear Lord
:D
:D that's the dreadful!!!
There is no god.
:D <3
it took me a full 20 seconds to get that joke
i resign
You had a job here?
oh deer!
:D
Give that man a cigar.
swings
you can't wrap a deer around a metal pole annoying little kids. Well you can but it's not advisable.
Swings - Parks with deer are too overprotected
and there's a risk you get limes disease.
FUCK THAT.
Lymes I mean
http://www.lymediseaseassociation.org/
But you can't shoot a swing
Well you can but it's not advisable.
deer
...
What do you reckon more people have suffered from - serious swing injuries, or Lymes disease? You need to factor this in.
Good point
but it still freaks me out. A swing doesn't have it's own disease.
very important point
i'd say the former, but which is worse?
Deer don't belong in parks
They belong in forrests...
Deer
they attract an altogether better class of park goers