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parks with swings vs parks with deer

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by pieces_of_reece

NO YOU CAN'T COMBINE! which r betta?

pieces_of_reece | 15 Apr '08, 11:56 | Send note | Report this | Reply

dogging


okay serious answer:

deer

you can't have sex with a swing


Quitter


that's a toughie....

erm, i'm gonna go for parks with deer. I don't know why.


DEER!!!

MOOSE and LYNX and BROWN BEAR and WOOOOOOLVES!!!!


SWINGS!

FTW!!!


Deer

parks with swings usually smell of cider.


you need a full stop after the word Deer.

I read that as 'deer parks with swings usually smell of cider'...(like a park with both swings and deer)....


Maybe the stress of being forced to use swings

forced the deer into a juvenile delinquant-esque lifestyle of cider and shellsuits?


That sounds like Victoria park

which manages to have deer and swings and smells of cider.

It also has ducks, aztec slides and smells of curry a bit too.


Yup.

In the aztec play area.


^ which, to me, is a bonus

getting pissed in a deer park is potentially a very bad idea.


...

Swings don't give you lyme disease.


According to rumours at my school, Candide cought AIDS off a park swing though.

I've only JUST realised that I went to school with someone called Candide.


swings

you can't wrap a deer around a metal pole annoying little kids. Well you can but it's not advisable.


Swings - Parks with deer are too overprotected

and there's a risk you get limes disease.

FUCK THAT.


But you can't shoot a swing

Well you can but it's not advisable.


deer


...

What do you reckon more people have suffered from - serious swing injuries, or Lymes disease? You need to factor this in.


Good point

but it still freaks me out. A swing doesn't have it's own disease.


very important point

i'd say the former, but which is worse?


Deer don't belong in parks

They belong in forrests...


Deer

they attract an altogether better class of park goers