It’s been decided that we should have a Reading slogan. This could be something motivating and positive a bit like Workington’s “Ain’t no mountain high enough” (but much better please!)
There is a £10 oracle voucher for the winner and an ‘entries’ box by my desk.
READING IS SEXY
'Home of ING Direct'
Works well enough I find
:D
"Dont Just Imagine you are Reading, Actually READ"
..
or
"Brain's h'aint a Fluke, Read a Book"
...
Want a good night's sleep? You should be heading for Reading bedding.
hahahha!
If you're looking for bedding
then the place to be heading is Reading Bedding.
Reading Bedding, off Christchurch Lane (or something, i can't quite remember the last bit
Reading: you'd be WoMAD not to visit!
:D
though a bit late for that!
BOLLOCKKKKKKSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-=sigh=-
"Less than half an hour to London"
Reading:
we have shops
and only 30 mins to london
so you can get suits!
i like mine better
Reading: London's premier council estate
READING: M4 JUNCTION ELEVEN TO HEAVEN!
Reading: The Paris of Berkshire
Reading: A Bunch of Roundabouts West Of Slough
Fuck writing and arithmetic; its all about Reading!
Reading - you're just a dual carriageway from Basingstoke
Reading - come for the shopping at Savacentre, stay for Utopia
Reading - if you're hungry, there's always a KFC in Tilehurst
Reading - Chas 'n' Dave liked the Hexagon, how about you?
:-D
Especially the first one
Are you dreading that day trip to Reading?
Yeah, me too.
Reading: Well It Could Be Bracknell!
my favourite
love it
Reading: fancy a drink near the football ground? Unlucky!
Yeah,
but it's right next to the dog track. It's all about give and take
Don't arrive Earley, arrive Reading
i like that
Reading: Propelling you into the mundane
(huge wind propellor visible at Junction 11 centric)
Reading: It's actually not as bad as people make out
Reading: I've never been
Reading: It's Rad! (with an added 'e' and 'ding')
Reading: If you will, I will.
*'ing'
Radedinging?
That's where Crazy Frog is from
:D
Reading: fuck you, IndieAndy_Jones!!
:D
no i need some more please
Reading: I need some more please!
Reading: The "Joey" to London's "Friends"
Reading: "Probably not even a real place"
the above post
is priceless
Better Reading than Deading
*Dorking
Reading - I broke a rib once, jumping over a hedge outside a Mercedes garage
Reading - at least it has an A&E department
Reading - used to have a Mongolian Barbecue, but that's gone now
Reading - how many junctions on the M4 do you need?
3 is not enough
we want 4
we want 4
we want 4
Reading...
http://tinyurl.com/4g4v9x
:D
Reading: It's not Swindon
Hang on, do you mean:
Reading: The Festival?
Reading: The place?
Reading: The verb?
Reading: because you like that Ricky Gervais, don't you? With his dancing, and his amusing observati
Rea :D ing
version2.0centric
Reading: The gateway to the places you actually want to go
Reading: It has a train station
Sample the Oscar Wilde nightlife Reading has to offer.
Reading
more funk bands than anywhere else!
...
Too Stupid to cut it in London? Too lazy to go all the way to Bristol? Choose Reading.
Reading: "... oh nevermind actually"
Reading: Where soul crushing mundanity is hiding around every corner
Or
Reading: you'd probably go if you had to.
And i'm spent.
I say, celebrity endorsement...
http://tinyurl.com/53ky4v
Or:
http://tinyurl.com/6n4d7b
I clicked on them all
you massive gayer.
i'm guessing i shouldn't?
I clicked
AND I AM VERY OFFENDED.
Reading: the joke is that it's a really crap place
Reading: Hunt meant it
Reading!
Second Largest Rail Hub in the UK!!!!!!
(outside london)
Reading: Not even good enough for TheSoundofBastards
QUITTER!!
"Reading: the best way to enjoy books"
This has already been done really, but
Reading: it's better than Slough.
Reading
A guy made a statue of a lion, but then was told that he'd cocked it up. So he killed himself.
Reading
It's overcrowded because it's so good.
Reading
I used to lack ambition, but now Reading has given me an aim in life. To leave Reading.
Reading
Slagged off for lacking any endearing characteristics but, actually, it's not that bad.
It's better than Basingstoke.
Just.
Reading
People talk about Pete and the Pirates and The Cooper Temple Clause - but don't forget Tiger, the Pin-Ups and the Period Pains!
Reading
The international home of www.doubledotdash.org
that lion things not actually true
or so i've heard
Really?
Oh, sorry, i thought it was. It DOES sound like a bit've an urban myth, and i AM pretty gullible. I'll see what i can dig up.
Hmm
It seems that, like so many others, i've just been using the internet to proclaim my own ignorance.
http://www.berkshirehistory.com/bios/gbsimonds.html
Although, even if nothing else good has come of this, that portrait's a cracker.
he's alright, with his beard and his bird and some other things too!
:D
There's a right ol' twinkle in that eye!
Clearly the answer is: Reading - Home of the World's Greatest Kebabish
"READING HAS BEEN CANCELLED"
Reading: if it's good enough for a Jasper Fforde book, it's good enough for you!
if you can't read this sign you shouldn't be Reading
!
Reading! Come and throw gas cannisters onto the fire
with the rest of the chavs!
reading:
very windy when crossing the river.
do you have a pound coin?
home of the undisputed king of rock 'n' roll.
date rape capital of the home counties.
ELVIS!!!
Haha - really?
What's happening with that tindersticks gig? Do you and clare want tickets?
I've got two tickets for jandek, but if anyone else wants to go, there are still some available.
when's
the prizegiving then?
I want my Oracle voucher
:)
i want ticket. no clare response, i would imagine a no.
i will investigate jandek. and then email you. :)
Cool
I'll just get two, but make a note of the seats so she can get close if she does want to join us.
Am i being some evil, gig-pushing tempter here?
crack house
with ajacent trees
possible sighting of shopping centre. I spent my birthday last year in reading, luckily this year I will be doing something equally thrilling but not in reading.
where's the crack house?
pray tell
Reading: Mandela Court...Need I Say More?