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she should. That is harsh.

you didn't receive the message she sent to her best friend telling how awful you were...

I sent a message to my mum asking how much a big bottle of vodka was.

Hmm, she does seem to be somewhat askew with her technique.

I don't remember doing this by text, but I've done it on MSN _a lot_

Talking to a friend about a girl i met at a festival "she's awesome, but really really young :x" ... "oh shit, wrong window?"

who I'd been on one date with...and he kept trying to arrange another one...and i kept trying to let him down gently...
it was supposed to go to a 'Steven':
'Hi sexy! mmm, that sounds nice ;) You look totally hot in your new profile pic, btw...yumyum xxx'.
his response:
'Who me?? :) xxx'
that was awkward.

that was meant for my Mum - saying that I didn't know what to buy him for his birthday, and that I didn't want to go out and buy him some old man pants.

My Dad replied asking me what kind of pants he should be wearing instead.

Sick.

And write some stuff about how much you like her and hate yourself for being a bastard

for this to be an issue for me.
as it is, the worst is probably that time i sent a text asking for a lift home to my little sister instead of my mum. IT'S FUNNY COS SHE CAN'T EVEN DRIVE LOLOLOL!!1

this morning i was on the receiving end of what i believe to be a mis-sent text from a number i don't recognise saying "it was a wonderful splash". sent at 2am. it's been entertaining coming up with possible contexts.

i thought "James" was the last person to phone me, so i just dialled 14713 out of laziness, and asked to speak to James. James came to the phone, but it turned out to be my sister's friend's brother, also called James.

That is bad. Really bad.
Pretend you were joking?
Nah, that won't work.
I think you've basically ruined any chance of ever getting Jane back in bed. Not that you'd want to, apparently.

right away.
saying this
"KIDDDINNGGGG. I have a million boners for you right now!"

'nd youre right back on the horse.

thank me later

VOTE !
NOW !

Send another one saying "Oh, I meant the OTHER Jane I'm sleeping with....JOKING. If you didn't find this funny I don't want to be with you anyway. Cunt."

That will definitely work.

Lets her know she needs to work on her technique.

I was talking (via text) with an old friend of mine who told me she'd decided she'd realised she was bisexual, and was finding girls more fun to go out with than guys. We started talking about whether boys and girls look for the same thing in women, and as a reference point I used a friend of mine she'd met:

"So what about [insert name here], what would you give her, lookswise, out of ten?"

I haven't heard from that person since. It's been several months. Not good.

and even check over i haven't done this quite often, but as yet not anything serious mistakes been made i think.

I been both on the recieving end and the culprit

When my friend came out n said he was bi, I wrote a text message to tell my friend in the pub.... 'Dude **** just told us hes bi! UNBELIEVABLE!' and I sent it to **** who was next to me in the pub!

Once at 4am when i was asleep 'Heya Babe Tanight Was Shit Hott, Thinkin Bout Ya Loads nowwww gotta hook up sometime n do some of that naughty shit sometme xxxxxxxxx'

i replied saying he got stood up n he called me n called me a filthy liar... till he heard my voice.

'I love you. Everyone here is a dick'

(along those lines at least)

bought a cheap phone from cash converters because i lost my oother one and a draft text saved on it was "did you get flowers? i'm finally off the gear! we should speak soon" imagine my excitement

god this is boring

I think Jane is innocent here. You're a sack of spuds.

who dumped me for another bloke and then kept 'accidentally' sending me texts meant for other people.

I just stopped replying in the end.

bitch.

but linking my boss to redtube (nsfw) over msn was a bit silly

once i played a gig, and one of my old school friends who i hadn't seen in ages came along.

I put them on the list, free booze, got them backstage, invited them to a party after.

half an hour after they left i got a text that said

'oh my god what a bunch of scenester wankers! they love themselves so much and their music is SO shit'

He then called me straight after to say it was meant to go to his friend, who was female. Erm, since when do girls have cocks?!

bit emo this.

i got "Can't wait to see you when you get back. I Love you sooo much and miss you. xxx" from a girl i was totally in love with. she meant to send it to a former friend of mine, former because we'd fallen out over her and upto that point i thought i was winning!

needless to say i didn't sleep much that night!

i am very very careful about sending texts...

thread is excellent.

I really want to know what Jane said now!

Can we have an update, please?

that's HORRIFIC.

i need an update.

The only time this has happened is when I sent a text to my best girly friend waxing lyrically about what a lovely person a newish (male)friend was. I only noticed a day later that I had in fact sent it to the new friend. Ooops I went a little red, hoped it wasn't misinterpreted and realised this explained why girly friend hadn't responded. So of course I had to forward the said text with explanation to girly friend, and it all became one great little anecdote. yippee.

He had tactfully not mentioned it to me, until I brought it up. I think he was quite pleased, if not too cool to show it. But I could tell.

Jane came round last night to talk. She turned up slightly drunk, and upset. She was wearing some new dress and her battered leather jacket, and looked incredible. I almost actually said “Oh my god” at the door. She was being cool. Ridiculing some band she had just seen in a very dry fashion. Telling of some guys that were chatting her up in the club she left. Hmmm. She took her jacket off (Christ..). She sat down on the sofa. “Is anybody else in?” There wasn’t. She then came right and out and asked it:

“Was that text message really a joke?”

“Oh what. That?...” I said that it was. That she obviously must know she’s fine in bed. Don’t be stupid. Are you actually paranoid now? HAHA. She was quiet for about 20 seconds. Then almost said something. Then didn’t. Another wait. Then she started talking some gibberish about Eve who I was seeing for a bit, (and incidentally who had bigged me up to Jane in the first place. Eve is also very cool, and laid back, and she pretty much set me and Jane up.) …anyway she’d been out with her tonight and had said that I was almost certainly messing about. (Thankyou Eve).

Then she was quiet again and laughed. Then we basically talked about if we were both going out to the same place on Saturday night. And yes we were. And she said cool. Then that she was knackered and was going to head home. That she “actually might be shit” if we did anything tonight. Then she kissed me goodnight, and went home.

I'd rather that all those type of texts were sent accidentally to me and not to the person they meant. Did you swear and then still send it to the original recipent?