.. are awesome, especially when tucked into easy fit denim jeans.
I never see anywhere that sells them though. I imagine they are mostly sold in giftshops and catalogues, has anyone ever received one as a present?
Or any other comedy items of clothing?
I think when I was a kid I once got a cardigan with a hologram of a chevrolet on the back, it was pretty badass.
Do you mean the ones with wolves and stuff?
That are generaly worn by fat people who look like tourists no matter whether they are in their home town or wherever?
Yes! Exactly like that!
Or a hawk! Or Eagle! (with an American flag in the background!) Or something 'noble'. They never have lame animals like flamingoes on them.
My dog's blanket is covered in wolves looking all noble.
I don't have any clothes of this nature though.
You could fashion the blanket
into some kind of cape?
It's been a dog's blanket for many years.
Thus still smells and is covered in hair even after it's just been washed.
i have one with a wolf
but its too small for me
:(
what size man are you? im 6 4" so it might fit you. ill send it if you like.
Gah, I'm 6ft with long arms.
I seem to remember a kids program about a boy who had a wolf-jumper/tshirt and it gave him super awesome powers though.
They sell loads of them at a market near me.
They also do jeans, that look incredible.
A WOLF sprayed onto your flares!
Wow!
I imagine they would enable you to hunt really well, and look awesome at the same time. A bit like a raptor.
Is their product range exclusively wolf-based?
They have tigers!
Maybe eagles too.
Wow, I'm so hitting that market on Sunday and finding out <3
that's because they are compulsory clothing
in continental Europe.
The French for example are obsessed with wolves. They all wear T-shirts of Johnny Hallyday riding a wolf.
Yeah, everyone wears them.
Especially kids.
It's pretty cool, seeing a nine year old girl wearing some crazy murderous looking wolf tshirt.
The French don't like Johnny Hallyday as much as the Belgians do, in fact. They <3 him over here.
In other French pop star 'news', today I got told I look like Mylene Farmer.
MYLENE FARMER (ie. I look like a ginger ho.)
Johnny Hallyday was born Jean-Phillipe Smet
and had a Belgian father.
I didn't know who Mylene Farmer was.
She is looking pretty schwurgen here:
http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/mylene_farmer/mylene-farmer-008.jpg
I don't think you look like her. You're not even ginger are you?
Oh god.
Is that a relatively young Mylene Farmer? The only times I've seen her (in photos, liek) she was looking totally haggard and was wearing thigh-high boots and stuff.
He even applied for Belgian citizenship! But then gave up for some reason. (Probably when he realised the tax breaks weren't going to be that great.)
He appeared at a film premiere here for some dire film he was in and the whole of the city centre was cut off and filled with riot police, practically.
And no, I'm not really ginger.
:'''(
here's one of her with non-ginger hair
and the comparison is much more stark
http://www.cdpm.de/Mylene4.jpg
Worst clothes ever. It's probably a good job she is crouched down. It looks like she is just wearing see-through tights.
she is the most tasteless person ever
http://home.frognet.net/~mcfadden/evu/img/evu_mylene_farmer_28.jpg
THAT is actually truly horrific.
As it was loading, I was thinking 'Oh, right. Zebra print. Pretty icky but excusable.'
And then, BAM! Her vagina.
:''(
Eurgh!
Wearing a baggy school jumper with lacy tights is just plain horrible.
Yeah, if she stood up you'd probably just get a faceful of crotch.
Not nice.
There's surely a stall in most markets which sells them
along with fleeces with tiger pictures on them...
i got mine at glastonbury
gonna buy a bigger one next time i go
:)
if anyone wants this one. its a small but its smaller than a normal small.
just say. (its going free. i cant waste it)
Go to
The Aberdeen Market.
There is a stall just across from "Pets Corner" that sells SHITLOADS of'em.
You can get tigers, wolves, and even cheetahs.
But the whole place smells funny. And it's full of minks.
Loads of the hard mums and grans where I grew up used to wear the exact get-up you describe.
This is the benchmark for 'noble animal' ness
http://www.magicbulletrecords.com/images_covers/twdyepicshit.jpg
you beat me to it
where can i get that on a t-shirt?
..!!!
i used to work with someone who wore one of those t-shirts
he also had a bald head-beard combo, and lived with his mum
My first pair of jeans when I was 8 had a iron press on (you know, the foamy kind) on the knee of a black 'youth' with sticking out lips and a ghetto blaster on his shoulder. JESUS CHRIST.
And I had a bomber jacket with that colour -spray effect. I had the worst taste in clothes ever.
i love market t shirts!!
once i went to a market in weston super mare when i was a kid and bought what i thought was an x files t shirt, but it actually said 'sex files' and my mum wouldnt let me keep it.
Ah the innocence
My friend used to wear a selection of these blatant 80's esque noble animals clothing, including: Wolves, tigers, elephants and the occasional early ninties wrestler.
Though now he has a long time girlfriend who would berate him severly for such a fashion faux pas. There's deffinitely a 'type' of person that wears these type of clothing though - usually those of whom have yet to discover normal fashion or have ever had been in relationship- and i'm quite endeared to them because of that.
I'm a fan of the elk and moose...
http://www.teesnthings.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWCATS&Category=30
I'm liking snake
although dolphin has that "uber-tourist" effect.
Really awful.
Funny in Napoleon Dynamite, but ultimately, if I saw anyone wearing one who was aware of its 'ironic' quality, I'd throw a sword at him.
980
http://thecia.com.au/reviews/n/images/napoleon-dynamite-8.jpg
Naaaaaah.
They're grayte.
TUCK IT
TUCKED
TUCKER
YES
aww, Bret from flight of the conchords always wears them...
i want one too but guys always look better in them than girls. i'll just have to find a guy that wears them. and then cling on to them. the ultimate accessory! hot wolf man. preferably with facial hair.
you're all wrong anyway
the basic effect you're trying to achieve with one of these t shirts is much greater when wearing a t shirt from a foreign tourist attraction instead. Extra points for indieness, obviously.
For example: I have a t shirt from scappe flow that has a picture of a german admiral saying "I said subtle retreat, not scuttle the fleet!"
I also had an old one from a childrens theatre group that was just a wee cartoon guy with "La theatre maison" above it. It was amazing but it went missing, mysteriously.
And with that, I win the thread.
My friend had some kind of shrimp shop tshirt
one day we were in London and an american walked up to him and said "that shops round the corner form me at home!". True story.
I think
I have literally shitloads of these at my parents house. I wore them all the time when I was a tubby child. I think I also had the same sort of bomber jacket as Zsa Zsa had, except mine had a rasta with the word "Spliffy" on the back. Pretty cool, I think you'll agree. lol and lots of Naf Naf.
I HAVE ONE
ITS AMAZING
bs8 and uncle sams in bristol stock them :]
yeah bs8 have a good collection.
and not too shabby a price either!
i have a tiger one
and my daemon is a tiger i sponsor a tiger in Nepal. i am a tiger.
I endorse this post
wrong forum
http://www.daemonpage.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7061
Oh, brilliant
I think I'm going to change my name to 'MelesMeles & Fawn' or something like that.
the guy "intuitively senses" exams???
of course
they are awesome. I have one of a wolf. because i am a wolf.
i have an absolutely amazing one with a wolf on
its fun, i like it lots!
I think they look really shit.
there are loads of people in kings lynn who wear
those fleeces that have pictures of dolphins all round them. kind of like a magic eye picture but without the squinting. they're usually worn by overweight people and if people start wearing them ironically i might get violent.
I had one when I was about 10
From what I remember it had a wolf on it, plus a full moon, and a Native American (Indian).
Unbelievable
how keen some people are to jump on completely fucking mental bandwagons so long as the 'right' people are leading the way.
^correct
they're horrifically bandwagon-y and Vice mag
and the fact is
i know that if i got one, i'd wear it all the time, and i'd fit in and people would compliment it, but its a small part of my teenage anti-cool that i've held onto
what bandwagon would this be then?
i think theyre really, really played out
every single "underground influenced" band wears them now
really?
I haven't seen anyone wearing one, other than people who clearly listen to 'pan-pipe moods'.
Maybe we're just too backwards out here in the sticks.