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A Very Unofficial Devo Fanclub Membership Drive

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by rue_the_day

Dear Friends, In these days of modern time, when we can't tell the ACs from the DCs, well aren't we all yearning for someone who can turn on a little stopping power? Dear Friends, I mean a smokey glass. Don't you know I mean a lightning rod, with which to
chase these spooks away? Don't you know I mean our own Pastor Rod Flash!? He's been up for a week.....but he's coming down.

From "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers" by Firesign Theatre

This pretty much explains the weird sense of disconnectedness and sinking helplessness I have about the world today. I feel like I should do what ever small thing that I (as one person) can do. Therefore I urge all my friends on the boards (who have $25 to squander)to go to this website: http://www.clubdevo.com/mp/club_devo.html

I can't tell you how my doing this has helped me fill the void and give me hope that there is light at the end of the de-evolutionary tunnel. Don't worry, you'll get a letter from the desk of General Boy that will explain it all.

Spuds Unite!!!

rue_the_day | 19 Apr '08, 17:21 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Check This Out!

Devo Fans,

You won't be sorry.

Each Membership packet comes with all the goodies described on the site + a dab of SPUDWAZZ!! Every packet get individually unique SPADWAZZ! What can I say, I just want to help my friends.

RTD


Did I mention

You're alleigiance to Club Devo brings you recognition as a Spud in good standing with the principles of De-evolution and allgns you with a group of musician/artists who were surely as influential on their times as Butch Vig has been on ours.


You get a big yellow sticker which proclaim:

"TOIL IS STUPID"

not sure what is means but I have one on the prius and I just get loads of questions about it.

I'm thinking "toil" is NEEDLESS work.


*proclaims

.


I saw it preformed last summer by none other

DEEEEEVVVVVOOOOO!

Saw Booji Boy Sing "It's A Beatiful World" too.

The after party was like an Amway presentation though- stay away from those.


But really, contact Devo Secretary and Historian Mike Pilmer

Sign up today. He personally assembles the membership packets with his own slightly clammy male secretarian hands- They really are life changing miracles (the packets, not Micheal's hands).


Don't face July 10th and beyond wifout Joining Club Devo!

The day I Joined Club Devo I was became REVO (re-evolved)
It's my one year anniversary today and already I feel more un-devolutionary- What a Feelin- Gawd a Mighty- What a Rrrrrush!

Just click that mouse and you too could be walking more (or less) upright in no time at all.

http://www.clubdevo.com/mp/club_devo.html





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