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Tall People Club

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by Yesiamaduck

Requirements

6'2 + Men
5'10 + Women

If you meet these requirments u are BETTER then the rest of DiS

Yesiamaduck | 20 Apr '08, 01:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

:D


YEA U HEARD ME!

6'0 qualifies u


w00p


so

how tall are you guys? I met a girl DiSer who is taller than me!


6'4

Jus below freaky tall!


yes

it was indeed


She is a bit of a beanpole

I felt emasculated in her presence.

(She's actually quite nice and not scary at all honest)


she wasn't scary at all

but I was well surprised. I'd just walked out from the toilets and there was this super tall girl going "hey are you whiterussian?" "umm yes?" "oh i thought so cause you're tall"


just imagine

if you'd of said "no"

god, the lolz!


i'm only 5"7

but i like haven't grown since primary school and my german GP was like "you're very tall for a scottish girl." does that count?


Hmmmmm

I will go over it, look at your credentials and will get back to u in 30mins


i expected that

but you took less time than 30 minutes so it can't count.


no

this wouldn't stand up in court or whatever, cos of procedural error


:(

Dont want to be sued


you wouldn't

just i can't be convicted of being untall


tall people are too tall*

small people are better


YES

tum ti tum


<3

how tall are you tom

pretty tall right?


oh hai


6' 5''

I consider myself tall.

If only there was a place for tall people to mingle!


This is it

High ceelings
Wall height charts
Drinks served in Tall Glasses


What's your most frustrating experience of being tall?

Mine is height differences in relationships. So damn annoying.

That and an inability to blend into a crowd.


Relationships... hmmm not been too much of a problem

it hars to blend into a crowd, but I kinda like that.

I just find the general hitting head thing annoying THAT and beds arent long enough.


Argh, yes, beds

I remember going to a reasonably expensive hotel on a family holiday once, and finding the fact that I could lie straight without my legs off the end was the best bit. Much better than Disneyland.

I wish they made bathtubs a decent length too.


the height difference thing for sure

even though you wouldn't really think so, with guys generally being taller than girls and all, but I'm a magnet to the short ones it would seem.

Finding good girls' jeans when you're this tall is not easy.

I always feel stupid/guilty when I'm front row at gigs because the normal/short girls can't see if they're standing right behind me.


re- the jeans issue

there are two solutions to this...

1. Save up and buy designer. They are made to fit tall models.

2. Topshop go up to a 34" leg length


used to go out with someone a whole foot shorter than me.

that was interesting.
i hate being tall when i'm taking photos at gigs. i'm socially-awkward anyway, so being acutely aware of obstructing the view of at least ten people at any one time is pretty hard to deal with. if i could be 5'5" in the evenings, i would.


a friend of mine is 6'2

and goes out with a girl who's about 4'10 or maybe even shorter. It doesn't seem to be an issue.


:)


My boyfriend is a foot taller.

I fucking love it. There's nothing better than being able to snuggle into their chest while they rest their chin on the top of your head. Magic.

I shall be leaving now, before I get ejected from the premises due to my midget credentials.


also....

public transport.

:(


ARGH!

I can only go on the 25 and 7 comfortably in Brighton, the other busses do not provide enough leg room!


not to mention the seats on

the small/cheap planes, RYANAIR IM LOOKING AT YOU

Cheap is good but honestly, DO WE NEED TO LOSE ALL CIRCULATION IN OUR LEGS FOR IT?

And all the unwanted physical contact with people sitting next to you/facing you :(


I like too touch strangers

helps with the circulation in the lower part of me body


6'2

its tough :(


6' and 5"

I'm MASSIVE!


...

as she hobbled off into the sunset


I am 6'3

...I think any man under 6 foot should be reclassed as a midget...


I'm neither tall nor short, and i don't want to be in your club anyway.

At 6ft 1" and 14stones i am officially perfectly formed.


goodo!

6 foot 3 for me.....

do i get a badge?


I'm 6'2 but I never really

consider myself tall - 6'2 pretty average these days isn't it? Anyone less than that really didn't try hard enough


I'm 6 foot.

:(


5'10

back of the nettttt!


I think I'm

about 1/2 an inch off your requirements (female). I own a lot of high heeled shoes. Please may I join?


^

I'll allow it


*celebrates*

I'll stretch myself half an inch, or, errr, something.


Yeal, i'll give u a week

splice ur genes with stretch armstrong or something, toats not too hard.


im makin a note of all these tall guys

im 5'9" and im not interested in any guy under 6'. actually maybe that's not true, my #1 crush is, like, my height.

no, yr right, this isnt a dating site. i should shutup.


5'7"

i don't cut it. last night i was about 6 foot with my shoes on! huzzah.


Hi(gh)

6ft4. Can be quite annoying at times. There was a bloke at a club last night who was 6ft8 though...that is almost a disability.


one of my very good friends

is a mighty 6'10!


A gangly 6ft10?

Peter Jones from Dragons' Den is 6ft8.


hes not gangly at all.

he has to contort for every doorway.


Thats too tall

he's not allowed entry, it will make the mockery of the Tall People Club!


i am 6'5.

several benefits/several bad things. it balances.


apparently i'm 6'6

i make up the frame with my 17 stone ass


I am 6'1''.

I feel so inadequate.


i'm 6'0

but i'm quite happy with that... but i do love tall girls, oh yes. i think the closest i came to falling in love was at koko, i looked across the other end of the room and saw this girl who was taller than every other girl (and most other guys) there. She is only 6'1 or something so not freakishly tall.

Anyway i went over to her and i said to her (whilst completely sober) that she was the most beautiful human being that i'd ever seen and i wanted to take her out. Luckily she agreed! But in the long run it didn't work out because she's a little bit of a mega bitch, but we're still friends.

Not that i hate small girls. Tall girls just have an effect on me.


we really are the best.

tall girls, that is.


im 5'10

so i cant wear heels :( bad times.

i know a guy whos 6'9. i come up to his boob area. he is big.


I also never wear heels

Last time I did was like, over a year ago. I wish I could without looking like a freak and being all self conscious about it.


i have one pair

they are all pretty and blue. but im over 6 foot in them, thus also looked like a freak and had to dance barefoot gah.


yeah

i'm 6 ft without the heels, so only for VERY special occasions for me.


5'10! YES!

oh wait....*checks gender*... shit. nevermind, carry on...


6' 0

Can't find jeans
Can see over everyone at gigs :D


Another annoyance stemming from excessive height:

T-shirts, shirts and jumpers.

With t-shirts, it's always a choice between being the right length on the torso but being too baggy, or being the right size around the middle but barely reaching the top of the trousers.

With shirts and jumpers, either the torso will be too baggy, or the sleeves too short. The only thing I like about Topman is that their jumpers have longer than usual sleeves, so I don't have to look like I've just lost a load of weight and haven't bought new clothes yet.


BUMp


HERES UR STINKIN CLUB!

:P SUPER ^5....

doesnt work with us does it?


oh right

i'm not actually 6ft by the way, but i might have told you this before


oh man

even if I was a girl I wouldn't get into your club. FUCK Y'ALL.


at least i'm not FREAKISHLY TALL

(I'm just speculating here. I have no idea whether you're actually freakishly tall)


I'm 6'1ish

SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR 6'2 REGULATIONS!

Anyway, tall girls intimidate me.

kthxbye


*intimidating glare*

6 foot people ftw


can we

just go stand in a corner and be scary together? whilst getting drunk on tequila?