although i think that happens to most people

sorry :(

Which is quite disconcerting.

then i'll pop a boner. it's like my cock has gone into relaxation mode and is getting hard for all those times i've been standing.

the one thing that pisses me off most about it is that you know you'll eventually have to stand up, and when that time draws closer you've still got the hard-on!

erections: good fun until someone loses an eye.

I couldn't find anything interesting to read on the social board along comes this gem. Brilliant!

and the hangover kicks in...

when out shopping or something.

or on the bus or in a car. its the vibrations that does it then, see?

...

Long tube journeys can be embarrassing

and this girl was txting me repeatedly, they were pretty tame txts. no innuendo.

but i still kept on getting a massive throbbing member, every time my phone went beep.

anyway, i didn't sleep much.

stupid, pretty girl.

I don't have to deal with this

I mean you gotta be ready for action for SOMMME REASSON

Also why does morning wood last much longer then the normal unwanted wood? I could of made my coco pops, watched GMTV and had a shower n I would still be prime.

Sometimes I get a boner through the excitement of listening to my favourite music, this is the sign of great bands. It especially happens when it's something amazingly epic I'm listening to.

used to have a raging hard on all the time, he used to shag a hole in the fence. It made bbq's quite funny.

where i would get a boner five minutes from the end of every lecture. Cue frantic ugly lecturer nakedness/dead grandma picturing followed by hiding my shame with my shoulder bag as i got up. Thank god it wasn't a rucksack

But fucking hell they're worse than anything.

Its quite awful if you've been making sexytime with a ladyfriend and her mother shouts that tea is ready too. They just expect you to run right down stairs behind them.

any exciting bra moments, girls?

'tuck up' mentioned yet

EXAMS