I remember the days when one could talk about liking girls in offices and muse about attractive dissers without being told to die, mangle himself, grow a pair, fuck a donkey, and generally pursue all manner of really nasty beastly things.
Now. What's up? Talk to me.
we're all simultaneously on our periods
yes, even the "men"
Did you read the post
If it's not a wind up, that guy is 24 and can not speak to a woman. He is also a stalker and I'm sure he has broken the law by accessing her pay-roll details.
These are the sorts of people we should hound out of geeky internet communities into the real world where they might actually talk to real people and make real friends. Get real hobbies so they don't have to stalk and be fixated on a girl they have never spoken to. It's for their own good.
Yeah, but
like, everyone's different. Or something.
I agree.
We should all like, just get along, man.
^not actually sarcasm
Your both so wrong
This poor fool has his life in his own hands and all he can do is worry about speaking to a girl.
Oh wooo is me, nobody understands my troubles, I ahve to walk the long way to the toilets.
It makes a mockery of people with real problems and he should grow up. I don't care about his other differences, on this point he should grow up.
where do you get this hostility from dude?
all these negative vibes, man
<3 Sgt. Oddball
this is so good
it deserves a second post
http://danavenell.com/ODDBALLSAYSsilkscreen.jpg
you are particularly hostile on here though
i don't know if DiS is an outlet for you or it's just how you are. but yeah that office dude is a freak.
(not because he fncies a girl and he doesn't know how to approach her
more the stalking / opening up her payroll statement)
Neither actually Cracker
There are so many whingers and moaners complaining about non-existent problems on here. Far from the outlet, this site is the source of my hostility.
RE my hostility. If you re-read anything "hostile" I have written and include sarcasm where it might be appropriate and take the rest as tongue in cheek, it's not so ostile after all.
You people need to stop assuming the worst in others.
you need to communicate your tone better
Well.....
I know nobody on here, so I accept that people will not have the benefit of knowing in what tone I am likely to say something. Similarly, as I know nobody, I'm not too concerned if I do come across as hostile on here.
I could cover my back after I say anything potentially hostile eg "(not because he fncies a girl and he doesn't know how to approach her" but I don't have the time really and I think it's more interesting to work out the most likely/appropriate tone with out having suffix with [sarc].
I told Creaky I would try harder to seem less hostile but you have to type so many more words.
^this^
hell, if someones really going to the lengths to hack someones payroll then we shouldn't just be encourageing them-unless it's encouraging them to go see a psychiatrist sharpish
FUCK OFF AND DIE
sorry to be all predicatable
but yknow, had to be done.
i know fucktherave won't appreciate this suggestion
but we should all chill out, make a cup of tea, stick on a Cat Stevens record and smoke a doobie.
(fucktherave can use some sort of herbal high if he so wishes)
I think that
if I had to sit down and listen to Cat Stevens that would definitely make me more aggressive
well, devendra banhart?
or maybe some buddy holly? or jimmy cliff? or early jefferson airplane? or the thirteenth floor elevators?
all of those i think are adequate substitutes.
why do i not appreciate that suggestion?
because last time i suggested this
you said that you don't smoke doobies, and got a bit precious about it.
i definately didnt
well, i seem to remember that happening
you certainly claimed that it wouldn't be cool and that you don't smoke weed.
i didnt!
i did claim that drugs arent cool, because they arent. but i never went into what i do and dont do.
really?
how odd. shouting around about drugs IS pretty uncool. but it sure feeeeels really cool doing them in the appropriate setting.
what do you do?
yeah thats all i said i think
i mean i can see how i could be misunderstood and that, and yeah in the right setting they can be fun...
not wanting to go into massive detail on a public forum, PM if you really want to know!
ah i see
a man of principle. hypocrisy is your enemy.
If you are being sincere
thanks.
i'd like to think i was!
though i find sincerity very hard.
ha
it got to the point where i thought you were taking the piss. i would have been more flattered if you had said 'thats alright' or something similar
i always think we're treading
an exhilarating ridge between taking the piss and getting on rather well.
i prefer to sound flowery than short with language.
I can never work it out
if we knew each other in person, i think our friendship would be considered 'fiery' by observers.
I respect that.
I'd say 'tempestous'
alright clever dick
:) amazing
maybe!
though i'm never quite so confrontational in person.
maybe we SHOULD get to know each other in real life. we'd be like the peter cook and dudley moore ofthe south east.
yes
dudley moore! i knew i had seen that haircut somewhere
on me?
!
i'm just trying my best to go for a mid to late sixties bowl/mop-top
Yeah you can be Dudley Moore
ill be Peter Cook.
fuck that!
dudley moore was a wankstain who just fucked up, got drunk and got dicked upon by a superior comedian.
but that was what was so brilliant about them i suppose.
Yeah Peter Cook was hardly perfect either though
he was definately funnier though.
Though
though though though
indeed, though i do feel sorry for dudley though
he was funny, though. he was just competing with a genius though.
though/
I think most comedians would look spectacularly inferior next to Cook
my dad has all his work in a book and some of it literally is genius. though.
i have that book too though!
a great man.
now i really must sleep though.
night.
Sleeping is giving in.
agreed
Night!
that was me
who said that doobies are lame. also the word doobie is super lame. also the word lame is gay. also the word gay is derogatory. night guys, it was a real pleasure knowing you all.
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Don't go
we NEED you
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Can't we just smoke crack
and listen to Ink and Dagger?
More aggression today please
My foot is all wet and I want to make someone cry
Chelsea got a great result in the last minute..
..doesn't this balance things out?
Chelsea were fucking awful last night
For periods we were alright.
The first 15 minutes after the break and the last 15 minutes of the first half we were awful. We still got the result though which as the away team (that actually tried to get an away goal) we deserved, despite the performance. You have to pleased surely.