The NME are so rubbish at this, I'm sure we can do better, I'll start you off.
"Rock N Prole" - The Enemy, The Twang, The Verve, Oasis etc etc, an ironic scene for bands who bang on that they are so working class that they eat coal for breakfast..
If this has been done before I apologise, couldn't find a thread on it anywhere..
always wanted to do
NØ METAL, which would be playing as heavy as possible acousticly - think there's a reason it's not been done and would probably sound as bad as death metal funk.
that sounds like
impaled northern moonforest... but not as good
bollocks
it's like that episode of south park "the simpsons did it already"... :(
I had one ages ago
for a joke band I was considering putting together. SLUDGECRUST. It would probably have been very droney and heavy and nobody in the band would be allowed to wash.
there was a band called Sludgefeast a few years ago
on Must Destroy records. They did a pretty fun 7" called 'It's On', then seemed to disappear.
'shit on your shoegaze'
a mix between shitgaze and shoegaze.
hmmm
fuckoffyoupedantictwats-core
Whyhaseverymaninthisroomgotabeard n Roll
Theres two for starters
I like the sound of
Whyhaseverymaninthisroomgotabeard n Roll, more details please.
Well basically,
I've been to some gigs and looked around and thought, literally all the men here have got beards. All of them.
The facial hair ratio gets out of control.
For evidence of this effect go to an ATP or any show where a band from the Thrill Jockey stable are playing.
And I'd like a list of bands who attract the beard wearers of society and then create a scene based around them.
howabout
the-new-wave-of-the-old-wave-of-new -wave-british-heavy-metal...?
Whitesnake and Def Leppard touring FTW, and the continued resurgence of Iron Maiden, aww yes! bullet for my facking Valentine can frankly fuck off.
Remogrime...
the flamboyance of romo crossed with the emotional impact of emo. With an MC.
"Post-office-rock"
???
Gwyme
Like Grime, but more twee.
Crunch.
Crunk meets grunge.
Casiodrone - funeral doom played on a keyboard
or Politigoth - all the joy of goth but with a subtle trotskiest political agenda for extra fun.
Spazz and Spunk
When the universal psychedelia of Space meets the heady rhythms of Jazz and Funk.
Actually thinking about it Sun Ra is probably 'Spazz'
Spazzy is already used to describe bands
you lose!
what! what! what!!
no way, Spazz is Space Jazz!
Dentistcore - 'filling a gap in the market and that's the tooth.'
Post PWN
LOLcore
OMGaze
NO WAI!ve
ORLYmo
thanks for comin out
keepin the scene alivvvvvvvvvvvvee
It's all about
Postcore.
Or Mediocore (very average post hardcore).
Haha!
Lovin' Mediocore!
Mediocore will never die!
(Unfortunately)
shatbagwankinthemirrorcockrocklite
ftw....thanks to Mag4 for that one.
Postskunk... it's what the Regualr Fries and Lo-Fi Allstars did next
what happened to
regular fries ?
wish i knew... 2 patchy albums
but some fantastic eps. They were well underrated. I still dip into their Breezeblock mixes that I have on tape.
Applecore!
Strictly for bands with 'Apple' in they're name
Appleseed Cast
Apples in Stereo
um...... ?
Silver Apples
PsyclownCore
A mix of psy trance and clown core
Ship Hop
MCs doing the lindy on a cruise liner.
PiratePop
Hot club?
Baroque 'n' Roll
Harpsichord-infused rock with intricate melodies and band-members wearing ruffs.
Haha
...you know what they say, 'If it's not Baroque, don't fix it'
Oh the shame.
...
www.myspace.com/widelyspread
I'm afraid
www.baroqueandroll.co.uk/
I'm also afraid....
www.amazon.co.uk/Baroque-n-Roll-Classic-FM/dp/B000M06EGC
twatcore
a few years back we decided it would be a good genre so then formed a band to fit.
we were called world of carpets - it was a toss-up between that and furniture village
easy listening-core
getting down and dirty with the Muzak.
haunted house
not so much a scene, but a genre, i guess, but i've wanted to do it for ages. it would be like house music, but made for goths and have loads of easy unsettling noises under the thumping beats. it sounds amazing in my head.
oh, i just realised i wrote "easy" instead of "eerie"
Icore
:all music made on Garage Band
Surely that would be
iCore, if you follow Apple's stringent brand guidelines?
Melodramatic Popular Snog
Blimey-Core
Post-hardcore with a Carry On/dirty British film sense of humour.
Imagine:
"Can you slow down?" says the drummer, "you're playing too fast, I can't keep up!"
"Really? Perhaps my wife would be better! Whoa missus!"
Vagina Rawk...
bit like Cock Rawk (think Oasis et al), but for gurlz.
or how about Post-Op Rock
for the transitionals?
Or Post-It Note Rock
For people with memory problems?
In just three posts...
We created a nu music scene called 'Vagina Rawk'.
We evolved this scene with 'Post-Op Rawk'.
Then formed genres derived from this scene, "Post-it Note Rock".....
We're clearly visionaries, let's form a band!
Can we call it Postmanowar, please?
Absolutely not
You've changed, you don't care about the scene anymore
chEmo
...
Goosestep (Nazi flavoured Dubstep..or two step Garage)
No Gaze (for blind musicians)
Postlife (for deceased musicians)
Pubstep
Silence-core. Cage would be our hero.
Or as a softer and easier alternative to 'industrial' I give you:
domestic.
Beats that sound like the thrum of a washing machine on a spin cycle.
This thread has been made into a T-shirt
which i own.
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... where's Vagina Rawk?
Next to
the Chufftronica section, at the back of the shop.
Huh, bloody smart arse shop assistants
ha ha ha ha ha
look at all those comedy genres!
Hang on. Ambient Metal. Ambient metal exists (sunn o))), Boris etc). I listen to ambient metal. What am I some sort of joke now? How am I funny? Am I like a clown?
pre-rock
you work it out
Omnicore
Surely
bands who claim to be working class like the enemy etc should be categorised rock n' dole?