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How are you celebrating St George's Day?

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by wrightylew

I'm wearing a red jacket and white trainers (amongst other things, but none of the other things are red or white).

wrightylew | 23 Apr '08, 13:37 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I fancy some crumpets

Crumpets are English, right?


With complete indifference.

So I happened to be coincidentally born in one country rather than another. What the fuck do I want? A medal or something?


Why are you having an argument with yourself?

I was unaware of these medal-awarding ceremonies that take place on national days?


You should find out about them.

They're really quite special...


drinking copious amounts of tea

hang on, I do this everyday


is it St. George's Day today?

i'm going to listen to some music by English people.


There's a chap riding around on a horse outside parliament

wearing chain mail, one of those St George's cross sash things over the top and brandishing a sword.

I think he's doing quite a job of celebrating.


which tabloid logo

has he got on him?


Sash things? Do you mean a tabard?

Really, I expect better.


...

I was viciously xenophobic to a Welshman this morning.


Yeah

but how are you celebrating St George's Day?


In return I feel

I should repay the compliment. Fuckin english scumbag. no offence of course !


Outside a city centre bar just now

were three people wearing white with St George's cross plastic bowler hats and T-shirts, one of whom was carrying a huge flag of same design.

Oh, for a machine gun.


why?


Oh, because

I'm not usually asked to qualify my irrational hatred.


Urban fox hunting.......

I'm shooting at the little ginger bastards from the passenger side window of a Bedford Rascal.

Then I'm going to go to O'Neill's where I shall demand a pint of Peroni, served to me in a Chinese made glass by a Polish barman.


^ should be on one of those BBC quiz coms

that apparently everybody watches


i've only just

found out that it is St Georges day about 3 minutes ago.

To celebrate I'm going to stay at work until 5:30pm, drive home, eat dinner, see my girlfriend, watch the Apprentice and then go to bed...


I'm gonna get really piised on Guiness

not see the irony, then go out and beat up some ethnic minorities.

That'll learn 'em. WHO WON THE WAR EH? EH?


You could actually........

Guinness is British owned and the Guinness family are Anglo-Irish protestants.


and it started in London

IN YOUR FACE IRELAND


Wasn't it first made in St. James' Gate?

Where it's still brewed? For the time being at least, it will all be in Nigeria before long.


Indeed it was

The porter style of booze originated in London, not Guinness itself


i ate a large pork pie

and now i feel a bit ill

worth it though


Living and working in England for the day.

Go to an English pub later to watch an English football club on T.V with other Englishman and drink a pint of Belgian lager, damn I ruined it.


Yeah but that Belgian lager was probably brewed over here

and a DAMN SIGHT BETTER THAN THOSE DASHED FILTHY FROGS COULD EVER HOPE TO ACHIEVE!


^subtlemuch?


Really? Can I try again:

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Was that better?


True, that's a fully English day then.

I can't believe Stella is now £3.20 at the pub I go to, I live in a small town in Northamptonshire, it's not London. :(

I refuse to drink Carling or Carlsberg, they're only about 30 to 40p cheaper anyway.


Stella is expensive because

it's drunk by morons who like piss and deserve to be ripped off

/anti-stella


It maybe expensive but..

..I also drink "Real-ale" and I like the taste of both. You have to remember that some pubs don't sell many ales.


drink ale

it's always cheaper and much nicer and much more english.


I'm using the cosmopolitan approach

Currently I am working for the benefit of English people using systems put in place in ancient Rome. Once home, I shall eat an Italian pasta dish manufactured by a British company and sold by a British supermarket, before looking at some British based wesbites on a laptop made by an Italian company. Tonight I shall go out to a Far East-inspired venue with British interior, where I will watch an English band called Johnny Foreigner. HA.


being bombarded

with st. george's day related status updates on facebook and msn by some of my more 'right wing' friends.


listening to The Village Green Preservation Society

by The Kinks

it's not that good, it sounds like a folk rock album made by the BNP.


you're an idiot


.....


on account of your unwillingness to reply

i now decree that YOU are in fact an idiot.


you always wear a red jacket

it's like your only jacket


Sod off and shut up.

I travel light, ok?


by being abroad

and enjoying the sunshine


0-0


I was going for Barca 1-0

or 1-1 myself.


If it's 1-1 Manu wont get beaten.

Are you a Man Utd fan by the way?

I think you'll (asuming you are indeed a Man Utd supporter) will beat them over two legs, defensively and form wise you're in a much better position.


nothing

king geoROFLge's gay!


I'm drinking Polish beer...

whilst sitting on my Swedish sofa, rooting for a Spanish team on my Japanese TV. Then i'll probably get a curry, or sumfint.