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Currently I am working for the benefit of English people using systems put in place in ancient Rome. Once home, I shall eat an Italian pasta dish manufactured by a British company and sold by a British supermarket, before looking at some British based wesbites on a laptop made by an Italian company. Tonight I shall go out to a Far East-inspired venue with British interior, where I will watch an English band called Johnny Foreigner. HA.
I fancy some crumpets
Crumpets are English, right?
I fellated a radical Muslim cleric
I hope he gave you a handjob in return
And I hope he wasn't Abu Hamza Al-Mazri...
With complete indifference.
So I happened to be coincidentally born in one country rather than another. What the fuck do I want? A medal or something?
Why are you having an argument with yourself?
I was unaware of these medal-awarding ceremonies that take place on national days?
You should find out about them.
They're really quite special...
Stabbing some immigrants
drinking copious amounts of tea
hang on, I do this everyday
is it St. George's Day today?
i'm going to listen to some music by English people.
There's a chap riding around on a horse outside parliament
wearing chain mail, one of those St George's cross sash things over the top and brandishing a sword.
I think he's doing quite a job of celebrating.
which tabloid logo
has he got on him?
Sash things? Do you mean a tabard?
Really, I expect better.
...
I was viciously xenophobic to a Welshman this morning.
Yeah
but how are you celebrating St George's Day?
In return I feel
I should repay the compliment. Fuckin english scumbag. no offence of course !
Outside a city centre bar just now
were three people wearing white with St George's cross plastic bowler hats and T-shirts, one of whom was carrying a huge flag of same design.
Oh, for a machine gun.
why?
Better rate of fire than a shotgun
Oh, because
I'm not usually asked to qualify my irrational hatred.
Urban fox hunting.......
I'm shooting at the little ginger bastards from the passenger side window of a Bedford Rascal.
Then I'm going to go to O'Neill's where I shall demand a pint of Peroni, served to me in a Chinese made glass by a Polish barman.
^ should be on one of those BBC quiz coms
that apparently everybody watches
i've only just
found out that it is St Georges day about 3 minutes ago.
To celebrate I'm going to stay at work until 5:30pm, drive home, eat dinner, see my girlfriend, watch the Apprentice and then go to bed...
I'm gonna get really piised on Guiness
not see the irony, then go out and beat up some ethnic minorities.
That'll learn 'em. WHO WON THE WAR EH? EH?
You could actually........
Guinness is British owned and the Guinness family are Anglo-Irish protestants.
and it started in London
IN YOUR FACE IRELAND
Wasn't it first made in St. James' Gate?
Where it's still brewed? For the time being at least, it will all be in Nigeria before long.
Indeed it was
The porter style of booze originated in London, not Guinness itself
i ate a large pork pie
and now i feel a bit ill
worth it though
It's what George would have wanted
Living and working in England for the day.
Go to an English pub later to watch an English football club on T.V with other Englishman and drink a pint of Belgian lager, damn I ruined it.
Yeah but that Belgian lager was probably brewed over here
and a DAMN SIGHT BETTER THAN THOSE DASHED FILTHY FROGS COULD EVER HOPE TO ACHIEVE!
^subtlemuch?
Really? Can I try again:
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Was that better?
True, that's a fully English day then.
I can't believe Stella is now £3.20 at the pub I go to, I live in a small town in Northamptonshire, it's not London. :(
I refuse to drink Carling or Carlsberg, they're only about 30 to 40p cheaper anyway.
Stella is expensive because
it's drunk by morons who like piss and deserve to be ripped off
/anti-stella
It maybe expensive but..
..I also drink "Real-ale" and I like the taste of both. You have to remember that some pubs don't sell many ales.
drink ale
it's always cheaper and much nicer and much more english.
see above post.
I'm using the cosmopolitan approach
Currently I am working for the benefit of English people using systems put in place in ancient Rome. Once home, I shall eat an Italian pasta dish manufactured by a British company and sold by a British supermarket, before looking at some British based wesbites on a laptop made by an Italian company. Tonight I shall go out to a Far East-inspired venue with British interior, where I will watch an English band called Johnny Foreigner. HA.
being bombarded
with st. george's day related status updates on facebook and msn by some of my more 'right wing' friends.
listening to The Village Green Preservation Society
by The Kinks
it's not that good, it sounds like a folk rock album made by the BNP.
you're an idiot
.....
on account of your unwillingness to reply
i now decree that YOU are in fact an idiot.
i'm having curry for lunch
i'm having pizza for lunch
you always wear a red jacket
it's like your only jacket
Sod off and shut up.
I travel light, ok?
That's what the grafitti in the toilets says
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Killing a dragon.
I believe dragons cannot be killed, only slayed.
I'm having nothing for lunch
by being abroad
and enjoying the sunshine
Watching MAN UTD get beaten.
0-0
* 1-1
I was going for Barca 1-0
or 1-1 myself.
If it's 1-1 Manu wont get beaten.
Are you a Man Utd fan by the way?
I think you'll (asuming you are indeed a Man Utd supporter) will beat them over two legs, defensively and form wise you're in a much better position.
nothing
king geoROFLge's gay!
I'm drinking Polish beer...
whilst sitting on my Swedish sofa, rooting for a Spanish team on my Japanese TV. Then i'll probably get a curry, or sumfint.
CRY GOD FOR HARRY, ENGLAND AND ST GEORGE!
meh.
lay me down in the green and pleasant land.